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Offlinetaco
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I'm gonna pee in your cereal.
    #3051445 - 08/26/04 02:13 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah, that's right. Right in your fuckin' Cheerios. You like it when someone pisses in your cereal? You should.

It's Wednesday night, I have no drugs, nor any method of procurement. I'm bored. The room is dark, and I still can't see horribly well, but, that will be changing soon.

In other, not really related news, this girl at my work and I have been diggin' on each other since I started there (roughly a month), but I just don't know about the wisdom of dating co-workers. I mean, I'd be able to keep it on a professional level, because that's just the way my brain works, but does anyone really think this is just a -bad idea-?


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: taco]
    #3051455 - 08/26/04 02:16 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I've dated many people I've worked with. I married my boss once.



It's a bad idea!!

I would go into detail, but that would take to long.
Just take my word for it!


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: taco]
    #3051458 - 08/26/04 02:16 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

ah the ol should i or shouldn't i.. can be heaven or hell.


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: taco]
    #3051459 - 08/26/04 02:16 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Do it! Do it! it's fun. :wink:


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: taco]
    #3051463 - 08/26/04 02:17 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Might as well plunge in and see. What do you have to lose? Besides your job? :wink:


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: iluan]
    #3051473 - 08/26/04 02:20 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Well, we're already set to go tubin' down the Salt River (fearing slightly for my safety, the Salt River isn't the cleanest of waters) over Labor Day weekend, so there's no "should I/shouldn't I" to it, really, especially considering she's been the one doing all the initiation anyway. I'm totally cool with this.

I have this great ability that I'm still trying to tame... I have the ability to, at will, enter the Friend Zone. Unfortunately, this movement is irrevocable, and ruins my chances with them forever... though, that's not always a bad thing, in the crazy or moderate to severe obsession cases.

edit: capitalized Friend Zone (proper noun, location)


Edited by taco (08/26/04 02:21 AM)


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: taco]
    #3051499 - 08/26/04 02:28 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: friend zone rawks. You are lucky to have that ability.


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3051536 - 08/26/04 02:43 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Oh man, fuck the Friend Zone. I'm really just not a fan of it, overall... it has good moments, but most of them are bad. I mean, I've gone through so much mental anguish over the Zone, staying friends with a girl because she needed a friend, and then I get to just sit back and watch her date some fucking meatwad with the IQ of a deflated soccer ball who's very, very obviously using her solely for sex, then I tell her so, she gets pissed and stops talking to me, then she finds out I was right, then she's back. I'm -way- too nice, but it pays off. I've got a good knack for making crazy girls like, not crazy anymore.


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: taco]
    #3051601 - 08/26/04 02:59 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

You're a sweetheart. THey should treat ya better, bro.


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3051615 - 08/26/04 03:03 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Thanks :wink: I mean, I'm only sort-of complaining, because it's a well-known fact that all females under the age of 25 are -ALL- completely off their freakin' rockers.  That's only when they START not being crazy -- some don't achieve that until at least 30.

I met one 21-year old girl that wasn't crazy last year in Cleveland.  We like/liked each other a lot, but she was dating a great guy... and I always give the respect that I ask of any guy: Don't try and pick up my fucking girlfriend.

I think I'm gonna do some writing... if you're bored, feel free to send an AIM -- HeavyD 820 is my SN.


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: taco]
    #3051622 - 08/26/04 03:05 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I don't have aim, but yeah, us females is an interesting breed......but ya gotta luv us. We're just....less simple. For better or worse.


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3051652 - 08/26/04 03:13 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

yes..... special to say the least :P

but <3 anyway cause you got boobs and stuff!! yay!


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: Vampire999]
    #3051780 - 08/26/04 03:55 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yay for boobs!  :blush:


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: CaRnAgECaNdY]
    #3051886 - 08/26/04 04:40 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Desiree said:
I've dated many people I've worked with. I married my boss once.



It's a bad idea!!

I would go into detail, but that would take to long.
Just take my word for it!




thats the first thing Ive seen you say on this forum with any value!

there is hope for you yet!


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: taco]
    #3051955 - 08/26/04 05:12 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I took a dump under your pillow.


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: Hanky]
    #3052164 - 08/26/04 07:57 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

oh my me, hanky have you gone crazy :laugh:?


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Re: I'm gonna pee in your cereal. [Re: taco]
    #3052186 - 08/26/04 08:08 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

taco, what if I dont like cheerios? can I just get some piss in my corn flakes?

what about oatmeal?


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