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InvisibleMOTH
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I am the clumsiest person on earth
    #3048833 - 08/25/04 03:57 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I have no coordination. I just walked out into the living room, tripped on a CLEAN FLOOR and collided with a table that had a glass full of juice on it. So there is now broken glass and juice on the floor, probably staining my floor.

And this is an everyday occurance practically. I trip walking anywhere. Out of nowhere, I will just trip and stumble and almost fall over. I sprained my wrist going UP the stairs, I broke my elbow trying to leap over a chair and once I ran into a mailbox and had to get 10 stiches in my head. I have no sense of balance. It's like I'm a walking casualty.

Can anyone else relate?


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: MOTH]
    #3048847 - 08/25/04 04:01 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

i'm a pretty stable person.


but i remember in seventh grade i was chasing my friend and it was during recess. And he were on a little sidewalk and i tripped stepping down the sidewalk running full speed and landed on my chest and slid, and it was asphalt ground...my clothes got all dirty, and i had to wear a uniform at that school.


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: MOTH]
    #3048876 - 08/25/04 04:10 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

so wait, you broke some glass and spilled juice all over and before cleaning it up you decide to post here?:lol:  thats awesome but i think you need to rethink your priorities, hehe.


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: MOTH]
    #3048891 - 08/25/04 04:14 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:lol: Thich Nhat Hanh says that most "accidents" are caused by not living in the now. Stop dreaming and be here now! 

But yeah- I can totally relate.  I give myself the above advice all the time.


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: TheDude]
    #3048918 - 08/25/04 04:23 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Well, I felt really annoyed and irritated with myself when I realized what I had done, so I needed to vent a little.  No need to pick up shards of broken glass in an aggravated mood, eh?  :grin:


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: MOTH]
    #3048939 - 08/25/04 04:29 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

My only advise is, don't do any psychoactives that make you dizzy. :wink:


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #3049333 - 08/25/04 06:30 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

and dont star in any horror movies....thats where they get ya.


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: Fade_To_Black]
    #3049804 - 08/25/04 08:10 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Fade_To_Black said:
and dont star in any horror movies....thats where they get ya.





haha  :grin:


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: MOTH]
    #3050282 - 08/25/04 10:03 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

oh man, finally someone I can relate to
that shit happens to me all the time!
turn left, knock over a glass, turn right, hit my head

god damn


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: BubblerBoy]
    #3050340 - 08/25/04 10:15 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Dont feel to bad.. I actually managed to tie myself up with Cat5 today while running some wire at work.. Just about fell off the ladder and broke my neck :laugh:

Next week I battle umm.. my shoe laces... er something


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: MOTH]
    #3051131 - 08/26/04 01:09 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

sorry i already have that title girl

one time in HS it appeared that i actually tripped on a painted line on the basketball court, while i was in the game, in front of a crowd

the good thing about being klutzy is that you become very adept at catching yourself...imo


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: MOTH]
    #3051165 - 08/26/04 01:15 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'm in a fantasy football league with some friends from work, and at the draft, this one kid hit his head on a light fixture -- 5 TIMES.  Bonus points: the last two times, after hitting his head on the chandelier, he jerked his head back and hit it on the bottom of some stairs.  TWICE.

I'm not sure if that counts as clumsy, or stupid, though.  It never occurred to him to move his chair, and due to the entertainment factor, none of us volunteered the idea. :wink:

I can be pretty klutzy myself, but it's all silly things like "pouring a half gallon of iced tea down your pants within 5 minutes of arriving at work" and "hitting yourself in the face with a door no fewer than once a day" and "missing portals and instead walking into walls".


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Re: I am the clumsiest person on earth [Re: taco]
    #3051197 - 08/26/04 01:22 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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