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FecalDildo
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getting shrooms past sniffer dogs
#3038565 - 08/23/04 03:13 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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has anyone been successful in doing this? can sniffer dogs smell psilocybin?
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Anno
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3038581 - 08/23/04 03:29 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't think they are trained to find mushrooms. But I am not sure.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3038654 - 08/23/04 04:57 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Would be cool to see a dog on shrooms! I wonder whether animals are affected in the same way.
Sorry, I'm not sure about sniffer dogs but the smell isn't that strong.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3038981 - 08/23/04 09:36 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hi Emmett,
I have been successful once, but I was very nervous. I was transporting ground-up shrooms in tylenol capsuels through an airport.
I must have walked past about five dogs on my way to the plane, anfd the caps were just im my pocket. None reacted at all to my passing. However, I did some research on the net after this encounter and found an answer to your question:
CAN DOGS SMELL MUSHROOMS? YES! Dogs can smell anything. LSD has no odor or taste, but police dogs can be trained to sniff it out. When engaging in any "transporting" activities, it is a good idea to think that dogs can smell anything. You can never be too paranoid, never be too safe.
The trick is, most dogs aren't trained to sniff shrooms. Shrooms aren't a big enough target for law enforcement at this point. At least in my area.
I have done a test with a cop friend of mine with his k9 unit. I put shrooms in my pocket and walked around the dog all evening. Never a peep. I asked him what this particualr dog had been trained to sniff out. He pulled out some papers and showed me the certification:
Meth, Pot, Heroin, Crack, and Coke.
As I understand it, these are the big five. ALL POLICE DOGS are trained to sniff out these substances.
So, most likely, any police dogs you encounter won't sniff your shrooms, but just remember, they have the ability to.
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#3039169 - 08/23/04 10:49 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: flameclown]
#3040067 - 08/23/04 03:07 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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The dogs will bark at anything, and if the cop is suspicious I'm sure he can make the dog bark which is reason enough to search your shit. I would bet that there isn't a single police dog trained to sniff out mushrooms.
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MXNR
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: TheHateCamel]
#3040225 - 08/23/04 04:16 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheHateCamel said: I would bet that there isn't a single police dog trained to sniff out mushrooms.
How much would you be willing to bet, TheHateCamel?
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: flameclown]
#3040248 - 08/23/04 04:23 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I don't think dogs are trained to sniff out drugs at all times. IE if a dog walks past a person or vehicle containing marijuana, he won't alert. He will only alert if his trainer tells him to check the person or car, so then he looks for it. Of course, it's definatly possible the dog would smell the drugs anyways, and bark/alert without command because it associates finding drugs with getting a reward....but I'm pretty sure the cops will only take heed if searching. Of course, I could be mistaken.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3040731 - 08/23/04 06:45 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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if theyre fresh or dry if there is a large amount and the dog smells it it can be scarey some cop dogs are smart enough to understand that a strong smell isnt good and can trigger barking. seen it happen to someone on tv except they had a shit load of cash in a stash box under the car (not in the open) the dog smelled an oder that was too much and started bugging out, cops cut out where the dog smelled it coming from and found enough cash to be set for life. i dont think dogs are trained to smell out money and super dog found that guys bank. be safer
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3040771 - 08/23/04 06:53 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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As far as I know, dogs aren't able to tell regular mushrooms apart from psilocybin containing mushrooms.
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Da_Vine
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Quote:
ChiefThunderbong said: I don't think dogs are trained to sniff out drugs at all times. IE if a dog walks past a person or vehicle containing marijuana, he won't alert. He will only alert if his trainer tells him to check the person or car, so then he looks for it. Of course, it's definatly possible the dog would smell the drugs anyways, and bark/alert without command because it associates finding drugs with getting a reward....but I'm pretty sure the cops will only take heed if searching. Of course, I could be mistaken.
i drove my friend to the post office one time, he gave me some trees to roll up and went in, so im sitting in the car looking left and right watching my back and super trooper(k9 unit) rolls up and parks right next to me and the dog goes bizerk i kept the unrolled blunt under my balls (with pants on) and bopped my head to the music, cop goes in post office dogs stopped barking after about a minute once he stepped out the door dog goes crazy the whole time im keeping my cool acting like its the dogs fault or something, cop looks at me and hops in his truck and left.... funny shit about it was earlier in the day a cop frisked me and didnt feel the 3 bags of weed in my pocket. 2 times in one day.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3040818 - 08/23/04 07:03 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Make sure you aren't storing your mushrooms around marijuana.
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FecalDildo
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: Da_Vine] 1
#3040831 - 08/23/04 07:06 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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see this is the thing... all psychoactive mushrooms smell different cubes have a different smell to cyans etc etc.. i am from melbourne australia so my shrooms are psilocybe subareginousa.. so surely the dog would have to be trained to smell that specific species of psilocybe.. to train all dogs on the 100+ species would be really silly.. so im thinking.. is it the shroom they smell or the psilocybin in them?
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3043196 - 08/24/04 07:49 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure that the dogs aren't always sniffing for drugs...the cop has to give him a sign, like what drug to sniff for. He can't let him just go in a car and find coke, pot, or heroin. He has to know which one he's sniffing for. Also-some dogs SUCK at sniffing drugs. My buddy had a *no joke*-QUARTER POUND under his seat when this cop stopped him and had a dog sniffing around his car...and nothing happened.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs *DELETED* [Re: Boom]
#3043909 - 08/24/04 11:24 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: flameclown]
#3044178 - 08/24/04 12:23 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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I concur.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3046042 - 08/24/04 08:05 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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make shroom chocolate emmett
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3046570 - 08/24/04 10:25 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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"sniffer dogs", thats amusing as hell. thanks for the chuckle
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3046616 - 08/24/04 10:42 PM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Just put it in a little baggie, and then put that in another baggie, then put in a bottle of lotion. Then when you arrive you just take it out, throw away the lotion covered baggie and then you're set.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: Da_Vine]
#3048384 - 08/25/04 11:43 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Drug sniffing canines are not trained to sniff shrooms. in fact they prefer not to smell shrooms. It is not something of interest to them. However it is cool to carry a bag of cat turds in your luggage. Other dogs love to eat other dog and cat shit which they find when going on a daily walk. This should shake the dogs gaurdian up someone to have his dog sniffing shit from other animals. mj I would be crazy to do something like that/ Just to bug the security people. You know , not have any real drugs but a bag or two of other domesticated animal turds. Hehehehe. mj
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: mjshroomer]
#3048406 - 08/25/04 11:52 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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Don't know whether these dogs are used in domestic USA flights but on all international flights dogs are trained to sniff out all fruit and vegetables. I imagine if one of those got a smell of your mushrooms your ass might be toast.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: mjshroomer]
#3112452 - 09/09/04 05:59 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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ok this is what im gonna do.. good idea or not?
im going to buy a bottle of say 100 pills of some herbal supplement in gel caps. I will empty the contents of the caps and mix them with VERY finely ground shroom mix .. i will re-fill the caps so as they are 50% filled with the original mix and 50% shrooms.. this way the shrooms are more disgised.. i will then re-seal the bottle with super-glue and away i go.. i will also get a letter from my doctor stating that i need supplements for medical reasons..
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3112457 - 09/09/04 06:08 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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It doesn't really matter if the dogs can smell them or not. The dogs are trained to take cues from the handler. If the handler wants to search you he will cause the dog to indicate on you and you're fucked.
Not sure how it works at the airport, but I know how it goes in a car. If the cop wants to search you and you say no then they get a dog. The dog will ALWAYS indicate drugs in the car, and give them an excuse to search you.
It's almost, but not quite, as bad as a lie detector test. Which is also phoney BTW. The dogs CAN smell drugs, but they don't really even need to be able to, they know what to do already.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3112830 - 09/09/04 09:43 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey Emmett,
Man, people usually say I'm too cautious but I think you take the cake! You really want to blend your shroom powder with some herbal remedy? I would not do that myself because you'd have to take twice as many capsuls and it may lessen the quality of the trip.
Also, As herbal supplements are not approved of by the FDA, I think you'll have a hard time getting a doctor's note.
As for gluing the bottle shut, that may be a good idea. I guess you can never be too safe.
If you try this approach, let us know how it goes.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3113224 - 09/09/04 11:51 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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put your sack into a shampoo bottle if you're paranoid about it.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: Strumpling]
#3114042 - 09/09/04 02:10 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Put your shit in a bag, in a bag, in a bag, of coffee grounds. Dogs shouldn't be able to smell it.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: Heffy]
#3114876 - 09/09/04 05:21 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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well heres the thing that really really makes me wonder if dogs can sniff shrooms or not..
Every psilocybin mushroom has a different odor, some of them indistinguishable from normal edibles odor.
There are many many species of active psilocybe.. surely they dont train the dogs on each of them. i would say that if any they would only train the dogs on the most common. cubes. Which have a totally different taste and smell to other species. anyone have any thoughts on this?
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3115012 - 09/09/04 05:46 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've seen it a couple times myself at the border. Cops would walk up and down between the long lines of cars with dogs. If a dog barked around a certain car they would tell the person to pull over and they would search the car and owner.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: Heffy]
#3115150 - 09/09/04 06:16 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Heffy said: Put your shit in a bag, in a bag, in a bag, of coffee grounds. Dogs shouldn't be able to smell it.
what if activated charcoal was used somehow?
Thats supposed to absorb smells, right?
also, wouldn't something like that show up on an xray detector if your traveling in an airport?
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: MXNR] 1
#3115398 - 09/09/04 06:58 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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LSD has no odor or taste, but police dogs can be trained to sniff it out.
Your logic escapes me, please explain.
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FecalDildo
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: shallow]
#3115660 - 09/09/04 08:00 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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i think police dogs are trained to sniff out certain chemicals that are a part of the lsd making process that are still tracable on the blotter..
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3116175 - 09/09/04 09:50 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'm pretty sure that dogs' noses work differently than humans, so what might be orderless to you would smell to a dog.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3116573 - 09/09/04 11:10 PM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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if you are so paranoid about sneaking shrooms then dont, but if you can play it cool put em in 50 gelcaps all ground up, switch out a random vitamin bottle. e, d, some shit. get some vitamin c and stuff, and put them all in the same luggage. if you super glue the thing shut it may look messy and the cop may wonder why it is glued shut if he tries to open it. just take a few vitamins out of the each bottle, and he will think you are just use vitamins..no big deal. i doubt shrooms are big time on the cops list. dogs can smell anything they are trained to, but right now our airports are geared towads bombs, weapons, and so on. i think dogs can only sniff out a certain number of things. like they only have so much memory to hold associations of smells. there are major drugs, bombs, and weapons. but i hear airports now have organic material detectors. or some do. i even saw a show on discovery that showed this machiene that could suck all the air from around you, analyze it, and detect 99% of all particles coming off of you. within 3 seconds they could sniff out any substance known to man. scary shit.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: kontron]
#3117002 - 09/10/04 12:48 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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ever think about vacuum packing them.
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: FecalDildo]
#3117215 - 09/10/04 01:44 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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trying to cover the smell up with something else will not work, i saw this documentry on training the sniffer dogs for Brisbane Airport in Aus. The dogs smell is so sharp that it can decifer if there are things covering up the smell of coke or mj, im not sure about mushrooms thou
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Re: getting shrooms past sniffer dogs [Re: aussieone] 1
#3117769 - 09/10/04 08:26 AM (19 years, 6 months ago) |
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But activated carbon doesnt cover up smells, it absorbs them...right?
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