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SoDak_Stranger
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*~WTF~*~WTF~*~WTF~*
#3027280 - 08/20/04 04:55 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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WHAT THE F-
ok...it's after 5am...i was sleeping...sleeping pretty soundly...now in my bedroom i have my computer, tv and my bed...i wake up and find this strange guy trying to get into my bed...telling me to move over he's trying to go to bed...now.....WHAT THE F-
mind you i have no fuckin' clue who this guy is...i've seen him around town before and all...but have never said more then 2 words to him...
i ask this guy what the fuck is going on and what the fuck he is doing in my apt...he starts to go on about how i have to move over because he's trying to go to bed...that he's pissed cause he can't shut my computer screen off and it's keeping him awake...and that he's even more pissed about trying to work the post of "Pub Election 2004" (last thread that was open before i went to bed)...he's talking about baseball and how he went to Kid Rock last night and he was trying to vote and couldn't figure it out...
i ask again WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT...he tells me how he was checkin' out all my live shows and he goes on again about trying to work that damn voting post because he liked that Kid Rock show so much...i ask again....and he keeps sayin' the same thing....finally i stand up and tell him to get the fuck out now....and he's actin' like i did something wrong and as i'm saying that i notice he's in his boxers and t-shirt...
i then spend the next 15 min. listenin' to this fuck talk about nothing while putting on his shoes and pants, mean while i'm checkin' out my apt. finding out if i'm missing anything and finding he's been all over my apt...
now i can't really get mad cause i've had friends go into the wrong apt. or house and pass out thinkin' it was their buddies place and all...i've even done it...but WHAT THE FUCK...for the 6 years i've lived on my own i've never locked my doors....not even when i go out of town or leave for the day...fuckin' drunks....we all suck...time for bed again...and time to lock my door before he comes back...
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stefan
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that's one weird story man!!
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CaRnAgECaNdY
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Holy Shit. Are you for real or are you talking about a dream? That's one crazy story!
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Phishgrrl
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That is insane!!!!! At least he wasn't a mean drunk. What a great story to tell for the rest of your life though. ! I bet he startled the shit out of you at first!
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SoDak_Stranger
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Re: *~WTF~*~WTF~*~WTF~* [Re: Phishgrrl]
#3027667 - 08/20/04 08:26 AM (19 years, 7 months ago) |
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True story...oh...such a true story...fucker left his wallet...he'll be lucky if he gets that one back...
dude scared the ever living bejesus out of me...
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Fliquid
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Great job man, thanks for sharing..
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Well if you have his wallet and inside you can find his address - I think you need to grab a bottle of whiskey and pay him back nice and equal like.
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eddyadak
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drunks do that all the time. My room mate went in the neighbor's house by mistake and made himself a sandwich and a glass of milk and was munching down when the resident came into the kitchen ... scared the shit out of both of them...
In your case you were very understanding not to have just stomped the dude then called the cops...you got his wallet hehehe... paybacks a bitch
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Twirling
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lol! I can't imagine seeing this strange person demanding to go to sleep in my house. What's stranger is that he didn't realize what he was doing once you freaked out.
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PuZuZu
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fucking a. i've seen some stupid shit by drunk friends but that is far out. holy shit.
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Adom
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Why didn't he just use your couch or spare bed room?
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Pumpkin_Blythe
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I am not huge into the whole ?cussing? thing, so I was not even sure I wanted to read your post. But after looking at it TWICE I have to agree with everyone here and say WTF??
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Ripple
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holy shit I would have freaked out!
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TODAY
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Quote:
OneMoreRobot3021 said: Well if you have his wallet and inside you can find his address - I think you need to grab a bottle of whiskey and pay him back nice and equal like.
lol. when my roommate at college was super drunk he thought he was on our floor (5th) but he was really on a different floor. he went to where our room was and walked inside to find that there were like 5 girls in it. they kicked him out and he passed out in the hallway outside of the door.
i passed out for a bit sprawled on my front stairs and in my driveway (2 seperate occasions).
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SoDak_Stranger
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Quote:
Pumpkin_Blythe said: I am not huge into the whole ?cussing? thing
You live in a Dr. Seuss book???
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YouEnjoyMyself
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thats insane, i wouldn't have even taking the time to listen to him, if he didn't start getting out i would be calling the cops and/or trying to beat his ass...what sucks though is that if you wake up and you are tired and need to beat someones ass, you are tired, but maybe adrenaline wakes you up quick, but thats insane.
I would be scared shitless if someones trying to come in my bed.
Where do you live?
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SoDak_Stranger
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a college town in south dakota...
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kosmic_charlie
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Man that's a fucked up story. As I was reading it I thought you would eventually say it was all a dream, but no. The freakiest part is that he tried to get into bed with you. He could have at least tried to find a couch or just pass out on the floor if he was that drunk. Weird shit man. I always lock my doors. There are too many crazy and dishonest people out there.
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Anonymous
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why the fuck didnt you scoot over?
and yes..i WILL get my wallet back
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