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InvisibleCaptain Jack
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question of the day 8/19
    #3025528 - 08/19/04 08:01 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

If someone (someone you would sleep with under all other circumstances) offered you a blumpkin, would you take it?

If you said no, what if that was the ONLY way she'd fool around with you?

Girls, I suppose you have to imagine if your boyfriend asked you to do it.

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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Captain Jack]
    #3025921 - 08/19/04 09:24 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Sure!


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Captain Jack]
    #3026010 - 08/19/04 09:44 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

That's kind of odd, I'd probably try to convince her to just come in the shower with me rather than do it on the toilet, heh, the smells and such wouldn't be that arousing


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Captain Jack]
    #3026048 - 08/19/04 09:55 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

sorry a blumpkin?

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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: funkymonk]
    #3026068 - 08/19/04 09:59 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

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funkymonk said:
sorry a blumpkin?




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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Psilygirl]
    #3026186 - 08/19/04 10:24 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Phychotron]
    #3026209 - 08/19/04 10:28 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

wow... thats... special.

dont think i'd ever go there.


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Psilygirl]
    #3026222 - 08/19/04 10:30 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

i'd sit on the toilite and get one, but i wouldnt actualy take a dump... ya know?


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Phychotron]
    #3026224 - 08/19/04 10:32 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

yeah theres this one friend i have that everytime my bf and i drink at her house we end up doing it in her bathroom. no idea why.

but never actually during shit time. thats kinda... icky.


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Psilygirl]
    #3026261 - 08/19/04 10:39 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

wheres her house at?

you know i'm gonna be moving to seattle next weekend right?


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Phychotron]
    #3026949 - 08/20/04 01:48 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

hehe shes over on the eastside...

sweet man you'll like it up here, you should hit up hempfest  :sun:


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Psilygirl]
    #3027041 - 08/20/04 02:27 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

yea, i work for the crazy lady on saturday, then i have to wake up hella early like at 5 am to take my gf to work sunday at the seattle center... so who knows if i'll be up to it


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Captain Jack]
    #3027644 - 08/20/04 08:21 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Dude, that sounds really sick, but ya never know, you might like it.  I wouldn't personally do it, but hey........if you want to, go for it! :laugh: :lol:


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Captain Jack]
    #3027758 - 08/20/04 08:53 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

Oh,

Dear,

God.


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #3027853 - 08/20/04 09:17 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Captain Jack]
    #3027869 - 08/20/04 09:21 AM (19 years, 7 months ago)

negatory


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Re: question of the day 8/19 [Re: Captain Jack]
    #3040529 - 08/23/04 05:47 PM (19 years, 7 months ago)

I'd say yes if that was the ONLY way.

But I'm not sure if I could maintain full erection while I'm shitting, you know?

I feel that the blumpkin is a gateway drug to poopsex.


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