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InvisibleMOTH
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Self-Pleasuring
    #3014019 - 08/17/04 04:22 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Since I'm in the Pub, I'll make this tactful...


Self-pleasuring is a part of life, I feel.  But when is it too much?  I have a healthy sex life with my husband but at the same time I'm always...turned on.  I self-pleasure at least twice a day, and have since the 4th grade.  Is this excessive?  Is this too much information about me?  :tongue:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014038 - 08/17/04 04:26 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Damn girl....all I can say is: YOU GO!

That's pretty sexy. And I think if you feel good about it, it's more than healthy!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014046 - 08/17/04 04:30 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Phishgrrl said:
Damn girl....all I can say is: YOU GO!

That's pretty sexy. And I think if you feel good about it, it's more than healthy!




Do you do it in front of your hubby? I'll bet he'd enjoy the show.

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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: BigNerd]
    #3014071 - 08/17/04 04:36 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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BigNerd said:
Quote:

Phishgrrl said:
Damn girl....all I can say is: YOU GO!

That's pretty sexy. And I think if you feel good about it, it's more than healthy!




Do you do it in front of your hubby? I'll bet he'd enjoy the show.

BN6




haha


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014083 - 08/17/04 04:39 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

the more the merrier.

i wouldn't worry, unless you start getting a little raw . . .
then you may wanna back off it for a while.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: tyke]
    #3014093 - 08/17/04 04:42 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

tyeah, rawness can be a bad sign.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014107 - 08/17/04 04:46 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Nothing wrong with it at all! :laugh:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3014110 - 08/17/04 04:46 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

yeah then you need to back off a little till it goes away....

really though it's refreshing to hear of such a sexually enlightened woman.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Hooty]
    #3014115 - 08/17/04 04:48 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Um, lol, thanks everyone.  :heart:

Nope no rawness at all! 

Just wetness.  :wink:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014124 - 08/17/04 04:50 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I'd also like to add a theory...

I think self-pleasuring so often has kept me healthy.  For instance, many of my female friends are always having yeast infections, but I have never had one, ever.  The only reason I can think of is because of my self-pleasuring...maybe it's "cleansing" or something.  :confused:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014134 - 08/17/04 04:52 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i don't know if it would be cleansing, but it sounds like you like to have fun.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014159 - 08/17/04 04:55 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
Just wetness.  :wink:




:tongue2:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014246 - 08/17/04 05:08 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I'd also like to add a theory...

I think self-pleasuring so often has kept me healthy.  For instance, many of my female friends are always having yeast infections, but I have never had one, ever.  The only reason I can think of is because of my self-pleasuring...maybe it's "cleansing" or something.  :confused:




i'm gonna add a theory too:

Your female friends "self-pleasure" too, they just haven't told you about it.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3014252 - 08/17/04 05:09 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

What's the most times you've got off in a day?


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: rogue_pixie]
    #3014262 - 08/17/04 05:11 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Who me? I've skipped school to "self-pleasure" all day.

On several occasions.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3014293 - 08/17/04 05:15 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Lightningfractal said:
Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
I'd also like to add a theory...

I think self-pleasuring so often has kept me healthy.  For instance, many of my female friends are always having yeast infections, but I have never had one, ever.  The only reason I can think of is because of my self-pleasuring...maybe it's "cleansing" or something.  :confused:






i'm gonna add a theory too:

Your female friends "self-pleasure" too, they just haven't told you about it.





That could be...but my one friend says that she only prefers the...male anatomy and that touching herself makes her feel dirty.  Maybe she's just trying to throw me off.  :tongue2:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3014298 - 08/17/04 05:16 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

aweawe


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Lightningfractal]
    #3014335 - 08/17/04 05:22 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

haha, fun


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014339 - 08/17/04 05:23 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

wow.....

:whoa:

once again, i feel more enlightened by the shroomery!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Krishna]
    #3014352 - 08/17/04 05:26 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

you learn something new everyday.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014356 - 08/17/04 05:27 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Well I guess it depends on the person.
My bestest bud Jeff is a horn dog.
He will do it like 3 times a day.
We do not have any sexual contact and have never had any sexual feelings for each other, but he will be like,
"look at my web cam"
and I'm like
"ok"
and then
WOW HELLO JEFF?S BIG FRIEND. lol
I do not take offense because he is a very sexual being.
Me on the other hand I will do it maybe 1 time a week, then forget for a month then do it 2 days in a row then back to a week.
It is like a going to sleep thing for me mostly.
I have never done "it" in the daylight.
Perhaps I will be dareing and go do it now! :0)


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Pumpkin_Blythe]
    #3014372 - 08/17/04 05:30 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

self pleasuring =  :grin:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3014379 - 08/17/04 05:32 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I chickened out. lol WHAT IF THE MAILMAN COMES? That was beyond wrong!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Pumpkin_Blythe]
    #3014403 - 08/17/04 05:36 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

LOL, no more self pleasuring if he shows up, someone will be there to help.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Pumpkin_Blythe]
    #3014408 - 08/17/04 05:37 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i've had to answer the door in the middle of pleasuring myself before, that sucks.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3014412 - 08/17/04 05:38 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

lmfao now this is a thread!!!!
haha sometimes i do it 5 times a day.. other times nothing for weeks.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014415 - 08/17/04 05:39 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

When you guys masturbate, what do you usually think of/look at?


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3014420 - 08/17/04 05:40 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: !


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3014421 - 08/17/04 05:40 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Come on it can only take you a couple minutes. Wrap it up and go answer it with a firm hand shake.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014423 - 08/17/04 05:41 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

secks?


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Adom]
    #3014424 - 08/17/04 05:41 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

haha! The pub is making me feel all warm and fuzzy today.......


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014426 - 08/17/04 05:41 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Shroomery gurlz!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Adom]
    #3014429 - 08/17/04 05:42 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I knew it! :wink:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014439 - 08/17/04 05:44 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Oh man, Alounacara is self pleasuring he needs a :blowjob: bad

I :heart: u aloun


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014444 - 08/17/04 05:45 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

haha i think about grrl diving pic!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014445 - 08/17/04 05:45 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

wow.....

i'm feeling all warm and fuzzy!!!!

:smile:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: kindkesey]
    #3014453 - 08/17/04 05:47 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

HAHA phishgrrl is AFK


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014460 - 08/17/04 05:48 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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When you guys masturbate, what do you usually think of/look at?




Sometimes I think of the sensations, of my husband, and of fetish-related stuff.  :blush:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: iluan]
    #3014472 - 08/17/04 05:49 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014474 - 08/17/04 05:50 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

lol


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014480 - 08/17/04 05:50 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

what kind of fetish??  :laugh:

and what is afk??


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: kindkesey]
    #3014495 - 08/17/04 05:52 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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kindkesey said:
wow.....

i'm feeling all warm and fuzzy!!!!

:smile:




Oh no......me too!  :tongue:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014497 - 08/17/04 05:53 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

hehe afk is away from keyboard!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: iluan]
    #3014504 - 08/17/04 05:54 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

ooooooooh. yeah...........it was quick! :wink:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014505 - 08/17/04 05:54 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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what kind of fetish??  :laugh:





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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014506 - 08/17/04 05:55 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

lol tends to be when your all warm and fuzzy!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014521 - 08/17/04 05:57 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

hmmmmmmmmm.......shoes? Nah, grrls don't have THAT kind of shoe fetish....

washing your hands? I don't know! C'mon, ya gotta tell now!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014525 - 08/17/04 05:58 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

golden showers maybe?


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    #3014526 - 08/17/04 05:58 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

'tis true, 'tis true.......short but sweet.  :grin:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014543 - 08/17/04 06:01 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I'm tentative...











ack, I've already told it once in the Pub...


  :blush:  I have a sneezing fetish.    :blush:


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    #3014551 - 08/17/04 06:04 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

uhhhhhhhhhh. OOOOOOOOOh. k.

:wtf: :yesnod: :doh:

Cool! are you serious??


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014575 - 08/17/04 06:09 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

ah...yeah...had it ever since I was a little girl.  Maybe that's why my libido is so high.  Everyone's always sneezing.  :grin:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014587 - 08/17/04 06:12 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Have you ever heard of any one else with this fetish? I feel so boring now.

Does the thought of sneezing turn you on, or just the act, do you sniff pepper before you get off? So many questions........


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014596 - 08/17/04 06:15 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014603 - 08/17/04 06:16 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Yes I agree, do you sneeze on the area invloved in self indulgance? If so does it need to be timed with the outcome of said events?


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014627 - 08/17/04 06:21 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Phishgrrl said:
Have you ever heard of any one else with this fetish?  I feel so boring now.

Does the thought of sneezing turn you on, or just the act, do you sniff pepper before you get off? So many questions........




There is a entire online community devoted to sneezing fetishists.  Try here

And everything about it turns me on, but I am picky.  It's not as though I think every sneeze is arousing, but if the right person sneezes and I like it, then =  :evil: :nut: :blush:  :heart:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014639 - 08/17/04 06:22 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

computers suck.


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    #3014641 - 08/17/04 06:22 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I went to a room of thumb suckers just because I have no idea why I am 25 and still do it, turns out most people there were turned on by the whole thing and asked me for photos. lol


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Pumpkin_Blythe]
    #3014645 - 08/17/04 06:23 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Pumpkin_Blythe said:
Yes I agree, do you sneeze on the area invloved in self indulgance? If so does it need to be timed with the outcome of said events?





My own sneezing doesn't do much for me. My husband indulges for me on occasion (hehe) but mostly my imagination keeps me very busy. I like hearing it, reading about it, seeing it, etc....


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014650 - 08/17/04 06:24 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

What about when someone sneezes like 5 times in a row?


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014655 - 08/17/04 06:26 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Phishgrrl said:
haha! The pub is making me feel all warm and fuzzy today.......




please don't masturbate to us :rotfl:


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    #3014665 - 08/17/04 06:27 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

aaaa-chooooo



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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Pumpkin_Blythe]
    #3014669 - 08/17/04 06:28 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I don't think sneezing could ever be arousing to me, b/c my dad used to always have this sneeze... he went

AHHHHHHHHHHHH *SHIT *CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AH

or a noise like BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHIT


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014674 - 08/17/04 06:30 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Phishgrrl said:
When you guys masturbate, what do you usually think of/look at?




Video-Post BJ, doggy style, etc. What ever catches my attention

Me wank 1 - 3 times a day, but I will skip days.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Requiem]
    #3014680 - 08/17/04 06:32 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

"Speak roughly to your little boy, And beat him when he sneezes: He only does it to annoy, Because he knows it teases."

-Requiem's SIG!

Looks like I found the man for you el.. i'm such a matchmaker :heart:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: OuchITripped]
    #3014687 - 08/17/04 06:34 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: It's Ellemy with the sneezing fetish.


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    #3014688 - 08/17/04 06:34 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Also, some DJ on the radio was talking about how it was weird that the girl he was dating got off on his sneezes. When I first heard this I thought about you elley.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014697 - 08/17/04 06:37 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Damn I'm slow, i never even thought about it like that.  :tongue:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Requiem]
    #3014703 - 08/17/04 06:38 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

haha =d


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014718 - 08/17/04 06:43 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

masturbating is the shit. does anyone do it when they are frusterated and need to 'relieve' anger? i noticed that can trigger my arrousnessesesss and i'll start 'working' on myself.

i'm a chick. i masturbate up to 5-6 times a day. especially when noones home. hehehehe.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014722 - 08/17/04 06:44 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Did you know sneezing is considered an orgasm...... seriously


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014729 - 08/17/04 06:45 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I hate my sneeze I sound like a I don't even know. lol a drunk poodle.


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    #3014748 - 08/17/04 06:49 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

HeavyToilet said:
What about when someone sneezes like 5 times in a row?




The more the merrier!!  :wink:

Especially if I like the way the person sneezes.


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    #3014753 - 08/17/04 06:50 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i'm a guy and i masterbate atleast 12 times a day.


jk.


not 12, maybe like 10....JK.



if i weren't going skateboarding soon and if no one was home this thread would encourage me to pleasure myself right now.


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    #3014757 - 08/17/04 06:53 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

yeah heh. i'd masturbate but people due here in like 10 minutes. screw that.  :ass:


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    #3014761 - 08/17/04 06:54 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

just have them wait outside until you are done.


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    #3014774 - 08/17/04 06:56 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i know i should cuz i have priorities. i WAS here first.


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    #3014775 - 08/17/04 06:56 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I'm about to go work out. But, i'll might squeeze one out later tonight.... to help me sleep.


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    #3014778 - 08/17/04 06:57 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

:rotfl: @ u omg :rotfl: @ u omg :rotfl: @ u omg :rotfl: @ u omg :rotfl: @ u omg


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: OuchITripped]
    #3014785 - 08/17/04 06:59 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

You guys do know...


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014809 - 08/17/04 07:07 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

the less the better. theres too many in this world.

i have 3 cats and wish there was more homes for em. but masturbate on my friends!


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    #3014848 - 08/17/04 07:22 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Alright, where are they?


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014864 - 08/17/04 07:29 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

The thing with me is, when I'm in a relationship and getting lots of sex, my sex drive goes through the roof and I'll still masturbate.. maybe not twice a day... but several times a week. (especially when my bf has given up and gone to sleep and I'm still extremely horny.)
Yet, when I was away from my boy for 2 months, I just had no desire. I maybe only had a feel once and didn't finish the job. I think alot of girls have that ability to "switch off" and I guess it's pretty good because I didn't even think about having some fun with strangers behind my boy's back!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014964 - 08/17/04 08:11 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

poop?


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    #3014976 - 08/17/04 08:14 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

turd?


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    #3015349 - 08/17/04 09:38 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

im horny all the time. ahahhahahahahah


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    #3015374 - 08/17/04 09:42 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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Did you know sneezing is considered an orgasm...... seriously




That's the way my high school health teacher described an orgasm


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    #3015423 - 08/17/04 09:54 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

wow i did a double take when i saw this thread :lol:
i was just scrolling down and seeing what threads looked cool and i was like
"yeah yeah boring , bla bla, phish thread , dead thread , bla bla, lame thread, self pleasuring, more phish threads.... wait what was that last one :grin: "


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    #3015460 - 08/17/04 10:02 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

ahahahhaaahaha. the Pub has died lately, this is a classic though.


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    #3015482 - 08/17/04 10:07 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i love threads like this. fuck i love conversations about poop and sex. its just down to earth convo that runs smoothly. plus alot of laughs and you seem to break walls with people.


coolio. ok, now more masturbation talk.


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    #3015491 - 08/17/04 10:11 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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PuZuZu said:
i love threads like this. fuck i love conversations about poop and sex. its just down to earth convo that runs smoothly. plus alot of laughs and you seem to break walls with people.


coolio. ok, now more masturbation talk.




they are indeed fun.


i must admit i elf pleasured myself today when no one was home. I was expecting to someone to come over to skateboard, they came to my house and were like "wanna skate later?" i waslike yea and they said they would come back later...haven't come yet and don't think they are gonna come, so i'm having a chick come over in a little bit.


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    #3015516 - 08/17/04 10:19 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)



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    #3015524 - 08/17/04 10:20 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

oops, i just realized in my last post that i said i "elf pleasured myself" but i meant self.


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    #3015548 - 08/17/04 10:29 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Hey ellemy, does the volume of the sneeze make it more or less attractive? Because I sneeze really loud.


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    #3015551 - 08/17/04 10:30 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

how about how much spit/snot that may shoot out? haha.


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    #3015948 - 08/17/04 11:59 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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Hey ellemy, does the volume of the sneeze make it more or less attractive? Because I sneeze really loud.




It really depends on the sound of the sneeze, the "texture" of it, if you will. And how many times a person sneezes in a row, who is sneezing, what is making them sneeze, etc.

And no, I'm not a big fan of snot. *shudders*


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    #3015972 - 08/18/04 12:05 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

lol best thread ever :smile:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Fina]
    #3015988 - 08/18/04 12:08 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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The thing with me is, when I'm in a relationship and getting lots of sex, my sex drive goes through the roof and I'll still masturbate..




I hear that.  I don't know...I remember my first time to masturbate was an "accident."  I was about 9, in a swimming pool, trying to get on a inflated raft that my cousins were on.  I kept sliding on and off and laughing my ass off, all of a sudden, I felt an explosion of good feeling in my "pee-pee."  I didn't know what happened, but I kept trying to recreate that feeling while in the pool.  :blush:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3015996 - 08/18/04 12:10 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Now I know why you've taken so long with your Tripper's FAQ contribution... :smile: great job... by the way.


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    #3015999 - 08/18/04 12:10 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i love masturbating, and i'm very comfy doing it in front of the boy.

sometimes the boy is at work and ya just gotta rub one off... only in uhh female form, whatever the slang is for that!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3016130 - 08/18/04 12:54 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

This thread is dirty and belongs in OTD. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.


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    #3016166 - 08/18/04 01:06 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

Cervantes said:
Now I know why you've taken so long with your Tripper's FAQ contribution... :smile: great job... by the way.




:blush:

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    #3016188 - 08/18/04 01:12 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

it's talking about human nature.


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    #3016190 - 08/18/04 01:13 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

do you wash your hands afterwards?


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    #3016195 - 08/18/04 01:14 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I usually shower afterwards.


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    #3016202 - 08/18/04 01:15 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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it's talking about human nature.




posting pics of goatse.cx is human nature to.

silly.

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    #3016204 - 08/18/04 01:15 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

wow, you must need quite a bit of time then to masterbate...quite simple for most guys i believe...i mean all i do is whip it out and go to town.


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    #3016207 - 08/18/04 01:16 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

no, thats like, fucked up shit.


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    #3016216 - 08/18/04 01:19 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I do occassionally, but I try not to. I've tried to stop permanently many times, but it always fails

Not that often though, I prefer sex much better


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    #3016217 - 08/18/04 01:19 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i would take sex over jacking off too...but when you don't have that your hand can get the job done sometimes.


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    #3016219 - 08/18/04 01:20 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I probably won't self-pleasure so much when I start to college in a few days.

Do you know that I've masturbated in a classroom full of kids before? I was in 4th grade.

I've also done it in Sunday School. I'd do it under my jacket.

That was before I even knew what masturbating even was. My parents never told me anything about it. Although once my mother did walk in on me masturbating, around age 16. The most horrific moment of my life.


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    #3016232 - 08/18/04 01:22 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I'm sure she was pleasantly surprised?


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    #3016233 - 08/18/04 01:22 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i just self pleasured :grin:


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    #3016241 - 08/18/04 01:24 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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i just self pleasured :grin:




Way to go!  :cheers:  :grin: :heart:


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    #3016244 - 08/18/04 01:24 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

and now i'm picking up my bf... so hopefully he will pleasure me as well!!! :wink:

all this talk about pleasuring has gotten me in the mood!!!! :wink:


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    #3016245 - 08/18/04 01:24 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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I'm sure she was pleasantly surprised?




When she came in, I was naked, and I ran across the hall into the bathroom and started sobbing.  Meanwhile she kept saying, "It's normal honey, I'm not mad at you..."  :tongue:


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    #3016259 - 08/18/04 01:28 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i must hear this story of you getting walked in on. were you like all out naked or what?




my neighbors friend's dad walked in on him masterbating to some porno, but he had headphones on so he didn't hear his dad walk in and so he was jacking off and then his dad walked in front of him and he freaked out. Shit, i would to if that happened to me, but i wouldn't have headphones on.

a number of years ago i was looking up porn and i jacked off and right when i finished my mom walked in (i didn't know she got back home) and there was this huge picture of a naked chick on the screen and i exited as quickly as i could but she clearly saw it. And she's like what's that. And i was like "it was on a skateobarding website and i clicked it" and she was like "ohhhh....."

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    #3016273 - 08/18/04 01:31 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

you must be a very clean girl then

2-3 showers a day?


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    #3016281 - 08/18/04 01:33 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: Wow, you must have a cool mom. I can't imagine the horrors inflicted were the same to happen to me at that age


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    #3016282 - 08/18/04 01:33 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

showers are nice but i couldn't stand doing that. I usually take 1 a day, miss it for a day or couple days sometimes, but i only do 2 a day if i get really dirty/smelly and can't go to bed in the condition im in. And such stuff liek that.


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    #3016307 - 08/18/04 01:40 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I usually take one in the morning, one in mid-evening, and one late at night. (I'm nocturnal right now because I'm home all day.)

Yeah, YEM...it was the most mortifying moment of my life x2 because of the fact that I was listening to sneezing wavs as she entered. Ugh... I felt like the biggest perve on the planet at that moment.


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    #3016339 - 08/18/04 01:46 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

you actually shower 3 times daily? wow...you are one clean gurl..

nothing wrong with that....


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    #3016354 - 08/18/04 01:50 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

sneezing wavs on the computer playing loud, or head phones?


i really can't understand how you get off to sneezing, but to each there own. I've never heard of that before though.

I would be very mortified too though.


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    #3016545 - 08/18/04 02:34 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

haha aww you're too cute :heart:


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    #3016604 - 08/18/04 02:48 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

im going to have to go agaisnt the grain
and add, masterbation is totally lame.


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    #3016667 - 08/18/04 03:09 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

its ok we still love you and your private parts.


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    #3016737 - 08/18/04 03:30 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

love me long time.
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    #3016972 - 08/18/04 05:15 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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sneezing wavs on the computer playing loud, or head phones? 


i really can't understand how you get off to sneezing, but to each there own.  I've never heard of that before though. 

I would be very mortified too though.





I thought my mom had gone to the store and wouldn't be back for a few hours.  So they were playing loud on the computer...then she walked in...ugh. 

As for my fetish, if you think about it, sneezing really is sort of like a mini-orgasm!  :smile:


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    #3017128 - 08/18/04 07:11 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

everyone in this thread is a bunch of crazy heads.


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    #3017222 - 08/18/04 08:58 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Sneezing isn't the equivalent of an orgasm, it's meant to be about 70 % or something. I'm shocked to hear that there is such a thing as a sneezing fetish! People never seize to amaze me!


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    #3017277 - 08/18/04 09:51 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

It's like a micro-gasm.  :grin:

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    #3018336 - 08/18/04 02:42 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i hate sneezing. i heard it like turns your body off for a split second as you sneeze. when i sneeze i sneeze alot. usually during the spring with the mowed grass and all that jizz. its annoying. the tingling sensation is kinda cool but i hate the 'shooting'. who knows what would go flying out of your nose.

4oz why is masturbation lame to you? maybe you haven't learned the right 'techniques'.


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    #3018344 - 08/18/04 02:43 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

or maybe he was joking


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    #3018349 - 08/18/04 02:45 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i hope. :laugh:


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    #3018654 - 08/18/04 03:49 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

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4oz why is masturbation lame to you? maybe you haven't learned the right 'techniques'.




would u like to show me?


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    #3019775 - 08/18/04 08:20 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

sure man. anytime.

:eyemouth:

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    #3020069 - 08/18/04 09:33 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

take a bus outta idaho :wink:


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    #3020100 - 08/18/04 09:37 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Shine on M !!!!!!! :cool:


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    #3021805 - 08/19/04 03:38 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Well what a thread hum..............

Might as well be honest

When I was 15-25 I hit a lick twice day
Girlfriend or not

25-30
I had a very freaky girl
so I hit a lick ,like only 4-7 times aweek

30-present I am married
Back to hittin a lick everyday again
and still keeping the wife happy

I am very sure Pounding the meat as offen as I have
makes for a very thick
Penis

It stands huge and hard every morning
like a soldier ready for war :rolleyes:

So hit a lick every chance you can before 20 :thumbup:

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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Fucknuckle]
    #3021899 - 08/19/04 04:16 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

:lol:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Fucknuckle]
    #3022714 - 08/19/04 12:02 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

:lol: OK! Off to hit a lick.........


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3022916 - 08/19/04 12:52 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Do you watch porno while doing it?
I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so!!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: beatlebangboy]
    #3022920 - 08/19/04 12:53 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I don't have any porno. Only in my head. :frown: 

hentai is nice though.......


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3022928 - 08/19/04 12:56 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

My girlfriend does it and tells me about it. I'm sure she does it more than she admits. And she isn't shy about doing it in front of me. What a turn on.


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    #3022937 - 08/19/04 12:57 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Yeah, that is a turn on.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3023110 - 08/19/04 01:39 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i don't think anybody should be shy about it cuz its only natural....


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3023137 - 08/19/04 01:43 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

EllemyshShade said:
Since I'm in the Pub, I'll make this tactful...


Self-pleasuring is a part of life, I feel.  But when is it too much?  I have a healthy sex life with my husband but at the same time I'm always...turned on.  I self-pleasure at least twice a day, and have since the 4th grade.  Is this excessive?  Is this too much information about me?  :tongue:




that's hot



if im not getting any, i like to self release every other day...everday is too much, they pay off isnt as good :eek:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3023239 - 08/19/04 01:59 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

hrm, once or twice a day.. but it varies..

I was cursed with some obscene sex drive that I have yet to find a female that matches :frown:


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    #3023250 - 08/19/04 02:00 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Mine varies drastically, sometimes I'll go for weeks without..other times, I'll do it like 4 times in one day.


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    #3023615 - 08/19/04 03:18 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)



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    #3023781 - 08/19/04 03:54 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Very funny  :lol: :cheers:


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    #3023793 - 08/19/04 03:58 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

It would be funny if I hadn't seen it before.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: rogue_pixie]
    #3023904 - 08/19/04 04:23 PM (17 years, 1 month ago)

i guess i dont have a huge sex drive for a guy...

i bust out maybe.. 5 times or so a month? Usually before I'm gonna go out with a hottie so I can keep myself under control :tongue:

but I dont have a general sex drive, something has to happen to put me in the mood. like this thread... be back later :grin:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: iloveraving]
    #3026089 - 08/20/04 12:03 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

just this past year my sex drive has really increased.... ugh.

it was easier before!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Psilygirl]
    #3026174 - 08/20/04 12:22 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

but way less fun :wink:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: notapillow]
    #3026183 - 08/20/04 12:24 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

yes but if your man (or in your case, woman) isnt up to your speed it causes some issues.


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    #3026190 - 08/20/04 12:25 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

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just this past year my sex drive has really increased.... ugh.

it was easier before!



I'd be glad to lend you a hand(or penis) to help you out.


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    #3026192 - 08/20/04 12:26 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

  :shocked:


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    #3026201 - 08/20/04 12:27 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

:penis:


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    #3026223 - 08/20/04 12:31 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

:nutkick:




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    #3026232 - 08/20/04 12:34 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)



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    #3026250 - 08/20/04 12:37 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

allright enough of this shennanigans, time to get drunk :beer:


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    #3026254 - 08/20/04 12:38 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

I'll drink to that. :beer:


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    #3026951 - 08/20/04 03:49 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

yayyyyyyyyyyyyy being drurnk is a great ole grand time


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Psilygirl]
    #3027082 - 08/20/04 04:42 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

Self-pleasuring while high is quite the experience!  :smile: 

I found that out just now.  :wink:


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    #3027608 - 08/20/04 10:14 AM (17 years, 1 month ago)

:laugh: Sounds fun!


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