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OfflinePuZuZu
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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014809 - 08/17/04 07:07 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

the less the better. theres too many in this world.

i have 3 cats and wish there was more homes for em. but masturbate on my friends!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: PuZuZu]
    #3014848 - 08/17/04 07:22 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Alright, where are they?


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3014864 - 08/17/04 07:29 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

The thing with me is, when I'm in a relationship and getting lots of sex, my sex drive goes through the roof and I'll still masturbate.. maybe not twice a day... but several times a week. (especially when my bf has given up and gone to sleep and I'm still extremely horny.)
Yet, when I was away from my boy for 2 months, I just had no desire. I maybe only had a feel once and didn't finish the job. I think alot of girls have that ability to "switch off" and I guess it's pretty good because I didn't even think about having some fun with strangers behind my boy's back!


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #3014964 - 08/17/04 08:11 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

poop?


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: DF2K]
    #3014976 - 08/17/04 08:14 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

turd?


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OfflinePuZuZu
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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3015349 - 08/17/04 09:38 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

im horny all the time. ahahhahahahahah


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: gratefultenaciousj]
    #3015374 - 08/17/04 09:42 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

gratefultenaciousj said:
Did you know sneezing is considered an orgasm...... seriously




That's the way my high school health teacher described an orgasm


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: chinadoll]
    #3015423 - 08/17/04 09:54 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

wow i did a double take when i saw this thread :lol:
i was just scrolling down and seeing what threads looked cool and i was like
"yeah yeah boring , bla bla, phish thread , dead thread , bla bla, lame thread, self pleasuring, more phish threads.... wait what was that last one :grin: "


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: notapillow]
    #3015460 - 08/17/04 10:02 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

ahahahhaaahaha. the Pub has died lately, this is a classic though.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3015482 - 08/17/04 10:07 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

i love threads like this. fuck i love conversations about poop and sex. its just down to earth convo that runs smoothly. plus alot of laughs and you seem to break walls with people.


coolio. ok, now more masturbation talk.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: PuZuZu]
    #3015491 - 08/17/04 10:11 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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PuZuZu said:
i love threads like this. fuck i love conversations about poop and sex. its just down to earth convo that runs smoothly. plus alot of laughs and you seem to break walls with people.


coolio. ok, now more masturbation talk.




they are indeed fun.


i must admit i elf pleasured myself today when no one was home. I was expecting to someone to come over to skateboard, they came to my house and were like "wanna skate later?" i waslike yea and they said they would come back later...haven't come yet and don't think they are gonna come, so i'm having a chick come over in a little bit.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: PuZuZu]
    #3015516 - 08/17/04 10:19 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3015524 - 08/17/04 10:20 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

oops, i just realized in my last post that i said i "elf pleasured myself" but i meant self.


:lol: masterbating bear.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #3015548 - 08/17/04 10:29 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Hey ellemy, does the volume of the sneeze make it more or less attractive? Because I sneeze really loud.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Hooty]
    #3015551 - 08/17/04 10:30 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

how about how much spit/snot that may shoot out? haha.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Hooty]
    #3015948 - 08/17/04 11:59 PM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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Hooty said:
Hey ellemy, does the volume of the sneeze make it more or less attractive? Because I sneeze really loud.




It really depends on the sound of the sneeze, the "texture" of it, if you will. And how many times a person sneezes in a row, who is sneezing, what is making them sneeze, etc.

And no, I'm not a big fan of snot. *shudders*


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3015972 - 08/18/04 12:05 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

lol best thread ever :smile:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: Fina]
    #3015988 - 08/18/04 12:08 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

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Fina said:
The thing with me is, when I'm in a relationship and getting lots of sex, my sex drive goes through the roof and I'll still masturbate..




I hear that.  I don't know...I remember my first time to masturbate was an "accident."  I was about 9, in a swimming pool, trying to get on a inflated raft that my cousins were on.  I kept sliding on and off and laughing my ass off, all of a sudden, I felt an explosion of good feeling in my "pee-pee."  I didn't know what happened, but I kept trying to recreate that feeling while in the pool.  :blush:


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3015996 - 08/18/04 12:10 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

Now I know why you've taken so long with your Tripper's FAQ contribution... :smile: great job... by the way.


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Re: Self-Pleasuring [Re: MOTH]
    #3015999 - 08/18/04 12:10 AM (17 years, 2 months ago)

i love masturbating, and i'm very comfy doing it in front of the boy.

sometimes the boy is at work and ya just gotta rub one off... only in uhh female form, whatever the slang is for that!


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