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InvisiblePapaverS
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Dick Laurant is dead...
    #2990915 - 08/11/04 01:40 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)



Someone cry for him with parched eyes.
Someone save his soul in God?s big pink piggy bank.


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OfflinePumpkin_Blythe
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Re: Dick Laurant is dead... [Re: Papaver]
    #2990924 - 08/11/04 01:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

thats a nice way to wake up in the morning. lol my grandmas fuzzy snatch.


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Re: Dick Laurant is dead... [Re: Pumpkin_Blythe]
    #2990928 - 08/11/04 01:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You love it!


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Re: Dick Laurant is dead... [Re: Papaver]
    #2990939 - 08/11/04 01:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Dick Laurent is dead! I can tell you a hilarious story about that actually!!

First time I ever did acid, we were listening to the Lost Highway soudntrack. My friend Larry was playing with two magnets and he was gonna put them on the LCD of his phone - I started pleading with him not to do it, for some reason I was convinced (while laughing insanely) that something bad was going to happen.

He stepped closer to the phone..

I screamed No!

He reached out his hand...
And just then came the sound of the click and "Dick Laurent is dead."

We laughed so hard, and then LArry changed the greeting on the screen of his phone so his phone's name to this day is Dick Laurent.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Dick Laurant is dead... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #2990994 - 08/11/04 02:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Funny how secrets travel...


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Re: Dick Laurant is dead... [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #2990997 - 08/11/04 02:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

why are things so funny when you trip? I once laughed for like an hour because I kept losing my soda. What was really funny was the next morning there were like 12 soda all around the house with 1 sip taken out. guess I lost more than my 1 soda huh?


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Re: Dick Laurant is dead... [Re: Papaver]
    #2991053 - 08/11/04 02:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

It?s a Detective Story!? :laugh:



She walked in.

Now, I mean, it just wasn?t fair. Her dress fit so tight it almost split at the seams. Too many chocolate malts. And she walked on heels so high they looked like little stilts. She walked like a drunken cripple, staggering around the room. A glorious dizziness of flesh.

"Sit down, lady," I said.

She put it down and crossed her legs high, damn near knocking my eyes out.

"It?s good to see you, lady," I said.

"Stop gawking, please. It?s nothing that you haven?t seen before."

"You?re wrong there, lady. Now may I have your name?"

"Lady Death."

"Lady Death? You from the circus? The movies?"

"No."

"Place of birth?"

"It doesn?t matter."

"Year of birth?"

"Don?t try to be funny . . ."

"Just trying to get some background . . ."

I got lost somehow, began staring up her legs. I was always a leg man. It was the first thing I saw when I was born. But then I was trying to get out. Ever since I have been working in the other direction and with pretty lousy luck.

She snapped her fingers.

"Hey, come out of it!"

"Huh?" I looked up.

"The Celine case. Remember?"

"Yeah, sure."


*Text from, "Pulp," by Charles Bukowski. Body by Ava Gardner.


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Re: Dick Laurant is dead... [Re: Papaver]
    #2997192 - 08/12/04 09:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

The Plot Thickens!? :laugh:



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Shirneto ya kage ga ka ku mei o miteiru
Mo tengoku no giu no kai dan wa nai

Ore genjitsu kara shime dasare
Nani ga okkote iru ka wakara nai

Doko ni kyokun wa aruka
Hitobito wa yabi ooraneteiru

Konna dokusaisha ni igashime rareru nowa kanashi

Nammino kiroku eiga
Hioteki o se ni shita koibi to tach
Michi ni ishi o nage reba
Konago na ni kudake
Kimo ni nutao sureba
Kyo hu wa masu
Ore no atama ni tama o buchi kome ba
Shinbun wa kaki tateru

Shutu


*Lyrics for "It?s No Game (Pt. 1)," by David Bowie.


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