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OfflineJaRRn
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Fat Ass
    #2990310 - 08/11/04 08:38 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

What causes fat asses ?

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Offlinefauzet
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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #2990356 - 08/11/04 08:53 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Well lots of people turn to food while depressed which in turn may lead to a 'fatass'. Genetics is also a big culprit in the land of the fatasses, as well as Low metabolism, therefore; lots of exercise may be used to fight this metabolism problem!

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #2990547 - 08/11/04 09:52 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

My little buddies are looking like the one on the left.


<-- Borrowed pic.

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OfflineJulia
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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #2990667 - 08/11/04 10:24 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Someone once told me that smoking pot is one of the main causes of obesity in America...

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Invisiblezdm
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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #2990783 - 08/11/04 11:01 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

you just got some fatty boom batty mushrooms


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Re: Fat Ass [Re: zdm]
    #2992730 - 08/11/04 06:56 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

My guess is depression causes alot of fat asses..


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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #2993119 - 08/11/04 08:41 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Food is good if it wasn't we'd all be skinny. Ha Ha
My FOAF has some fat bottom shrooms growing, I think they're cool looking

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #2993162 - 08/11/04 09:01 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

fat ass genetic? that's a load of bullshit. you know what causes fat asses? eating mcdonald's 6 times a week, eating pizza for dinner every night, and just simply eating too damn much. you know what keeps you from getting a fat ass? stop eating so damn much, eat a bit healthier and go exercise you fat bastards. there are two guaranteed diets in the world: smoking crack or eating less and execising more. either one is guaranteed to work

and before i get flamed, just to let you know, i'm a fat ass as well. and i know that it's no one's fault but my own, it's nothing to do with genetics whatsoever, it's due to the simple fact that i am lazy, as with most americans these days. i've grown to accept it lol

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #2993174 - 08/11/04 09:06 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

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JaRRn said:
What causes fat asses ?



Perfect conditions and nutrients


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Re: Fat Ass [Re: OldSpice]
    #2993217 - 08/11/04 09:15 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Alounacara said:
Quote:

JaRRn said:
What causes fat asses ?



Perfect conditions and nutrients




Thank you Alounacara

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #2993313 - 08/11/04 09:37 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Oh come on, you had to be the only one to give him a serious answer? You just had to be different......

Yes I guess this was a pointless post


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Anyone looking to start bulk tubs/mono tubs/shotgun hybrids? Good tubs to use..
How I do grain (old still good tips)
Turn your closet into a fruiting chamber
Casing layer colonization and overlay

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #2993639 - 08/11/04 10:47 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Have you seen this link?
Eliminate Fat-Asses Forever
Found it under the "advanced" cultivation section.

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: underwater]
    #2993741 - 08/11/04 11:00 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

underwater said:
Have you seen this link?
Eliminate Fat-Asses Forever
Found it under the "advanced" cultivation section.


Not even close underwater sorry :wink:

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: hyphae]
    #3002189 - 08/13/04 07:40 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Oh well turn's out they grew in to big beautiful mushrooms.

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #3002240 - 08/13/04 08:06 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Fido had some Koh Samui that had fat asses they still only got maybe three inches tall but weighed over 20 grams each. pretty cool but they take a little longer to dry. BTW spaghetti is totally tasty. :smirk:

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: CactusMonkey]
    #3002518 - 08/13/04 09:53 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

just weighed 3 of mine in total only 25 grams. biggest was 11g

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #3002546 - 08/13/04 10:00 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

dude -I read here on the shroomery that fat asses are caused by light refracted from multiple angles confusing the pin on where to grow toward..... an easy solution is to let light in only from the top of your terrarium use black construction paper to surround your aquarium or you can just spray paint the outside.. whatever is easier for you.


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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #3002768 - 08/13/04 10:46 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)


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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #3002886 - 08/13/04 11:09 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

i read that lower co2 reduction causes fat asses.. even myself has tested this and it seemed to be true...i didnt fan at all and they got fat a fuck.. wut do you think dcyans?


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Re: Fat Ass [Re: sillysimon]
    #3002961 - 08/13/04 11:41 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Aussie

Great all around strain! Large meaty fruits, with a rounded top cap. Large yielding strain. Stems are thick and meaty. Heavy spore depositor and the veil breaks clean away from the cap allowing for optimal printing. Fruits will mature fast once pinning has initiated.

Thats from Ralph's site, where i got em from.

I was worried they were going to be Fat but they turned out nicely!

3-4 inches in height.
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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #3002984 - 08/13/04 11:48 PM (20 years, 5 months ago)

I got some fat asses that grew in cockeyed
what the hell happened here?!?!
I like the light refractory theory.... sounds intelligent enough to be true
(considering I grew mine in a cloudy white translucent tub)

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: Mickalopagus]
    #3003080 - 08/14/04 12:23 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

mickdawg666 said:
I got some fat asses that grew in cockeyed
what the hell happened here?!?!
I like the light refractory theory.... sounds intelligent enough to be true
(considering I grew mine in a cloudy white translucent tub)






My tub was the same too

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: Mickalopagus]
    #3003090 - 08/14/04 12:26 AM (20 years, 5 months ago)

I have a friend that's used white plastic bins with tall sides and his fruits were always perfectly vertical (toward the light source). However, the light source is now partially obscured by other bins and the same casings are putting out fat asses in different directions. Maybe the fruits are reaching to the brightest lit areas?

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: JaRRn]
    #3138899 - 09/15/04 01:40 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

A follow-up question, is there a problem with fat asses as far as potency or digestability? Or is it just a visual thing? My last flush as all really really fat. I suspect it was the humidity. I'm wondering if I should use them or not.

Adam

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Re: Fat Ass [Re: goaskadam]
    #3139459 - 09/15/04 04:14 PM (20 years, 4 months ago)

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goaskadam said:
A follow-up question, is there a problem with fat asses as far as potency or digestability?  Or is it just a visual thing?  My last flush as all really really fat.  I suspect it was the humidity. I'm wondering if I should use them or not.

Adam



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