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InvisibleVvellum
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alan keyes sucks - my quick rant
    #2983905 - 08/10/04 01:05 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

so, the religious nut Alan Keyes has accepted the GOP nomination for Illinois senate race against the highly-popular and favored Barack Obama. The thing is, Mr. Keyes isnt even an Illinois resident - he's from fucking Maryland. Now, Illinois law says that candidates only have to be residents on the day of the election (or it might be a day before the election) - Keyes and the GOP are following the rules, but give me a break. Seems to be that state senators and representatives should at least be fucking real residents of the state - not just fly into town to take it over. These dumb laws need to change. Fuck carpetbagging.

How exactly do you properly represent a states' constituents if you're not even from there? Keyes hasnt even lived a single day in Illinois...

The funny part is Alan Keyes spoke out against Hillary Clinton during her New York senate campaign because she wasnt a NY resident. Why the double standard Mr. Keyes?

Of course, this is just another example of crass politics - aside from his name recogition, the other major resaon the GOP wants to fly this guy into Illinois is because he is black in order to counter Obama.

whatever. alan keyes can go back to his home in Maryland and eat dick - Illinois is hardly Republican-friendly and his far-right politics are just not popular in Illinois. Obama in a landslide.


Edited by bi0 (08/10/04 01:13 AM)


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InvisibleVvellum
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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Vvellum]
    #2983942 - 08/10/04 01:18 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

"I deeply resent the destruction of federalism represented by Hillary Clinton's willingness to go into a state she doesn't even live in and pretend to represent people there. So I certainly wouldn't imitate it," Keyes - Fox News in March 2000."

:lol: go back to Maryland, carpetbagger. what a hypocrite.


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Vvellum]
    #2983978 - 08/10/04 01:27 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

?I do not take it for granted that it?s a good idea to parachute into a state and go into a Senate race,? he said before meeting the Republican leaders. ?As a matter of principle, I don?t think it?s a good idea.?

Chicago Tribune, ?GOP Wants Keyes,? August 5, 2004


and one more quote that I like...

Keyes on Homosexuality
?Hitler and his supporters were Satanists and homosexuals. That?s just a true statement.? He added that, ?The notion that is involved in homosexuality, the unbridled sort of satisfaction of human passions? leads to ??totalitarianism,? ?Nazism,? and ?communism.??

People For the American Way Foundation, ?Hostile Climate 1997,? p.26


:lol:


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Vvellum]
    #2984022 - 08/10/04 01:34 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

OK..so let me get this straight...rush limburger gets caught with oxycontin..and hes no longer an electable candidate...so the repoops stick him in a tanning booth..give him an afro..and change his name to alan keyes...or something like that...still a neocon twit by any other name...


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Vvellum]
    #2984755 - 08/10/04 05:12 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Once Hillbilly did it. it was just a matter of time.


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Vvellum]
    #2984922 - 08/10/04 07:15 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Why do you hate black people? :geordinod:


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2985421 - 08/10/04 12:07 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

what are you talking about?


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2985428 - 08/10/04 12:08 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Once Hillbilly did it. it was just a matter of time.




so Keyes isnt a hypocrite but rather a victim of the inevitable?


Edited by bi0 (08/10/04 12:14 PM)


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Vvellum]
    #2985503 - 08/10/04 12:29 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

You can't say anything bad about Keyes because he's black, or you will be a racist. Why do you dislike black people?


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2985722 - 08/10/04 01:44 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

You can't say anything bad about Keyes because he's black, or you will be a racist.




that's not true...who said that? not me.

Quote:

Why do you dislike black people?




when did I ever say or imply that I dislike black people? ...oh, and just for your information, I am mulatto - just like Barack Obama. so again, what on earth are you talking about?


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Vvellum]
    #2985923 - 08/10/04 02:44 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I can't believe you hate black people. You should be ashamed.

Quote:

oh, and just for your information, I am mulatto




wow, racists come in all kinds of colors.



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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2986042 - 08/10/04 03:17 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2986271 - 08/10/04 04:06 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Innvertigo said:wow, racists come in all kinds of colors.


I thought only whites could be racist?  :confused:


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: DieCommie]
    #2986390 - 08/10/04 04:35 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

He's half white so he's a little less racist.


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Vvellum]
    #2987120 - 08/10/04 06:36 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Yeah but is he better than Andrea Barthwell, the former drug czar assistance? Probably.


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Vvellum]
    #2987660 - 08/10/04 08:11 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Why does it even matter when the Obama guy is going to win by a landslide as you say he will?


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Vvellum]
    #2987859 - 08/10/04 08:49 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

bi0 said:
Quote:

Once Hillbilly did it. it was just a matter of time.




so Keyes isnt a hypocrite but rather a victim of the inevitable?




Remember that the next time he tries to point out a hypocritical statement some Democrat says.

And as for this quote........

Quote:

Keyes on Homosexuality
?Hitler and his supporters were Satanists and homosexuals. That?s just a true statement.? He added that, ?The notion that is involved in homosexuality, the unbridled sort of satisfaction of human passions? leads to ??totalitarianism,? ?Nazism,? and ?communism.??

People For the American Way Foundation, ?Hostile Climate 1997,? p.26 




What.............the..............FUCK!?!  :eek:





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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Vvellum]
    #2987874 - 08/10/04 08:55 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

bi0 said:
Quote:

Once Hillbilly did it. it was just a matter of time.




so Keyes isnt a hypocrite but rather a victim of the inevitable?



No. The people are the victims of the inevitable.

Fortunately many states have laws against doing what Hillbilly and Keyes did / are doing.


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: Learyfan]
    #2987883 - 08/10/04 08:56 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Remember that the next time he tries to point out a hypocritical statement some Democrat says.



Hows that taste?


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Re: alan keyes sucks - my quick rant [Re: luvdemshrooms]
    #2987903 - 08/10/04 09:02 PM (12 years, 3 months ago)

(Setting myself up) My own words? What do you mean?







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