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The village WARNING SPOILERS
    #2950614 - 08/01/04 02:12 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

The Village in 4 minutes or less (warning spoilers in this story DO NOT READ if you have not seen the movie)

A little boy has died? LETS EAT!
Amish like.. Amish like? pass the bread Jamison thank you sister, and god bless.
EEEEKKKK!!! EKKKKKKK!!
Amish like people?. Eerie silence?
One retarded man HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Noises stop life on the farm goes on.
Kinda slow to speak Lucius enters a elders hall and begins to read a letter
Lucius; I want to go to town to get medicine so people don?t die, the end
Talk talk talk yeah yeah yeah
Retarded man hits kids with stick
woman: You have to take a time out in the quit room
retarded man: No no no no no no no
woman: Ok I wont make you go in there if you promise never to hit again
retarded man: Ok
woman: LETS RACE UP THE MOUNTIAN!
Woman; And oh yeah I am blind by the way.
Up at the top of the mountain
Blind woman: Hello Lucius
Lucius; How did you know I was here sitting on a rock at the top of the mountain you just blindly ran up?
Blind woman: I can see your color DON?T ASK ME WHAT IT IS!
Lucius; Um ok I didn?t saw anything
Blind woman: IT WOULD BE UNLADY LIKE TO TELL YOU SUCH THINGS
Lucius; Look I never said
Blind woman: NO NO NO NO NO
Lucius; Righhhhht
Retarded man puts a frog in blind woman?s hand
Blind woman: YUCK
Blind man puts red berries in blind woman?s hand
Lucius; BEWERE for those berries are the forbidden color..
Blind woman: WE MUST BARRY THEM STRAIGHT AWAY
Lucius; Where did you get those retarded man
retarded man: In the woods
Lucius; We must never go into the woods we have a truce with the ?creatures?
retarded man: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Lucius AGAIN stands in front of the council
Lucius; I believe they didn?t hard retard because he was pure of heart and I am pure of heart and they will see that and let me get medicine and the end
APPLICATION TO LEAVE THE VILLAGE DENIED
Sneaking into the woods, sneaking into the woods
EKKKKKKK PANT PANT SQUEALLLL
Leaving the woods, leaving the woods
DING DING DING DING
There is a monster in the village all go hide under your houses
Scratching scratch scratch
Red paint on all the doors
Why would they do this?
A note is passed to the elders
Lucius; I am sorry I snuck into the woods please don?t be mad, then end signed Lucius
OHHHH AHHHHH lets all turn and look at him
Wedding night for blind girls sister
Little boys run in, there in the village!
Party stops
Lots of skinned dead animals found
They want us to leave this place!
Lucius fears blind girl will be hurt by creatures she cant see sits on her porch
Blind woman: Out of all the porches in all the village you chose mine
Lucius; How did you know I was here?
Blind woman: I saw your color out the window
Lucius; But your
Blind woman: NO I WONT TELL YOU YOUR COLOR
Lucius; But I
Blind woman: STOP ASKING YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT EVEN AT THE END OF THIS MOVIE
Lucius; Damn
Blind woman: Will you dance with me at our wedding
Lucius; WHY CANT I EVER TALK YOU ARE STEALING THIS DAMN MOVIE I AM THE STAR I AM THE STAR AND YES I WILL DANCE WITH YOU AT OUR WEDDING
Back at the council meeting did you hear Lucius is marrying the blind girl?
Retarded man visits Lucius
Lucius; I know your sad I stole the only woman who couldn?t see how ugly you are but
UCK UCK OUCH FLOOR
Retarded son its time for church
retarded man: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH (covered n blood)
Someone in the village is hurt spread out we must find them
Blind girl runs with a Cain and a hand out in front of her to Lucius house almost trips over body
Step away form the body daughter
Blind woman: NO DADDY NO, I CANT SEE HIS COLOR!
Blind woman: Father you are a member of the elders and I wana go get medicine for Lucius
Well ok you convinced me, but first come with me so I can show you something
Hunny
Blind woman: Yes papa
don?t scream
Blind woman: Um?
Just try not to scream
Blind woman: Oooookkkk?
Blind woman: AHHHHHHHHH it?s a creature!
No its not it?s a costume
There are no creatures we just wana make sure you all stay here and don?t run away that way we all stay cousins.
Now go through the woods with 2 guys and when you get to the road leave them to wait for you while you hurry to down and do not tell people where your from and take this list with you.
10 minutes later
The creatures will take pity on you because your blind, but they will kill me so. LATERZ!
Blind chick all alone in the woods standing in a field of berries of the forbidden color
Wonder if that is Lucius color, I bet it is dammit, but I will never know? errr
Ok this is where we get twisted so lets do the last 30 minutes in like 30 seconds shall we?
Retarded man gets sent to quite room, finds a costume of a creature, puts it on try?s to kill blind lady in the woods and then dies.
Blind lady somehow finds the road gets to the end finds a wall and climbs it
When she gets to the other side a security guard stops her
Hey you cant climb that wall that?s an wildlife preserve
Blind woman: Please please please make haste please please
Ok ok ok ok ok
M. SHALM MCKINGHT whatever guest appearance.
Let me just help you back over the wall into the wildlife preserve
FLASH BACK FLASH BACK
Blind woman?s daddies had his papa killed in the 70?s and is a billionaire and so he locked them in this preserve to live with out violence and they think its like 1728
NO MONSTER NO ALIENS NO FUN!

This has been a me presentation, thank you!


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Re: The village WARNING SPOILERS [Re: ]
    #2950636 - 08/01/04 02:18 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

holy shit that was funny as hell.

Blind woman: STOP ASKING YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT EVEN AT THE END OF THIS MOVIE

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Re: The village WARNING SPOILERS [Re: ]
    #2950997 - 08/01/04 05:55 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

HAHAHA! I saw this movie last night. I thought it was interesting.
About as interesting as a snail. I literally started to doze off, the only thing keeping me awake was my gf next to me. All the hype on TV is total b.s. I stood in line for 20 mins going to see this thing. I love movies, but this one just lacked many qualities that I enjoy in a movie. I imagined if a plane flew over the preserve and the visulization of what they would be saying is more entertaining than the whole movie.


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Re: The village WARNING SPOILERS [Re: ]
    #2961749 - 08/03/04 10:24 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Now that more of you have seen it.... BUMP!


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Re: The village WARNING SPOILERS [Re: ]
    #2962000 - 08/03/04 11:45 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Why would the elders keep a suit in the quiet room when they were supposed to be locked in the shed?

When Lucious was painting the poles and stepped out into the woods he immediately saw a creature(elder in a suit) How did they know where he would cross the boundary?

How did they make those noises out in the woods? "We created them"

How does the retard find the blind girl? He waits until she is in the middle of the bad color of course. The retard wasn't smart enough to only find her in the forbidden color like the stories said. The retard was also making growling animal sounds that weren't possible for a human to make.


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Re: The village WARNING SPOILERS [Re: ]
    #2962117 - 08/04/04 12:10 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

The film was unfortunately hyped as a some kind of slasher/monster movie. It is nothing of the sort. I still enjoyed it because it was well done, interesting and kinda artsy. The acting felt more like a play than a movie, but once you get used to it, it does work pretty well. This isn't my favorite MNS movie or anything, but I thought it was worth the price of a movie ticket if you enjoy his kind of suspense movies.


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    #2962130 - 08/04/04 12:12 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

that movie sucked


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Re: The village WARNING SPOILERS [Re: AVShroomer]
    #2962880 - 08/04/04 03:25 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I was never really looking forward to seeing the Village to begin with, since Signs really disappointed me. My husband wants to see the Village though, so I guess I'll eventually end up watching it.




p.s. I got MAJOR deja vu while writing this post.


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