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OfflineSeppuko
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Just a joke...
    #2907460 - 07/20/04 04:10 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

All right, stop me if you've heard it (hah, good luck stopping me).

A Panda walks into a Pizza Hut.

He orders a pizza and sits down.

He gets his pizza, eats it, and then gets up to leave.

The manager stops him before he gets to the door and says "Hey, you have to pay for your food!"

The panda quickly takes out a gun and starts shooting up the place. People are ducking under tables to avoid being hit. A worker from behind the counter screams "What the hell are you doing?"

The panda hands him a dictionary, opened to the page with "Panda Bear"

He reads the description: "White and black bear, Native to Asia. Eats shoots and leaves".

The panda leaves.


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yeah!


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Re: Just a joke... [Re: Seppuko]
    #2907497 - 07/20/04 04:27 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

"Eats shoots and leaves"

Ha Ha Ha! :grin:


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Re: Just a joke... [Re: Papaver]
    #2907504 - 07/20/04 04:30 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

You, sir, have a LOT of posts.


ps: glad you like it :P too bad I didnt make it up :frown:


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Re: Just a joke... [Re: Seppuko]
    #2907507 - 07/20/04 04:33 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

good one. reminds me of that saying -
'let's make like a tree and leave'


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Re: Just a joke... [Re: Seppuko]
    #2907607 - 07/20/04 07:38 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

hehe coolcool :laugh:


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