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OfflineUFT
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Does anyone have this crazy problem?
    #2899288 - 07/17/04 07:01 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Basically when I'm tripping, on whatever level, I can't go to the toilet  to have a piss standing up, I always feel like I'm going to piss down my leg or onto the floor. It's funny I know but it's a serious question. :laugh:

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Offlinedaft
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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: UFT]
    #2899343 - 07/17/04 07:52 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Just sit down :laugh:


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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: UFT]
    #2899379 - 07/17/04 08:33 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

I piss standing up anyway, it's mind over matter. Sometimes I get confused and I think i wet myself, but to date I have not actually done so. So who cares? Heh.

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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #2900569 - 07/17/04 06:21 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

just go outside... That way u dont have to aim either...

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Offlinejak1357
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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: UFT]
    #2900579 - 07/17/04 06:23 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

naww i get that all the time when im trippin, its no problem man i know alot others that get it aswell...

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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: UFT]
    #2900927 - 07/17/04 09:17 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

I don't have that problem because I sit anyway...but I watched my boyfriend take a piss in the dark lol. I was standing near the bathroom door as I was trippin and it looked like him and the toilet were doing swirls in the air, and he was gettin further away from me, but when I shook my head it went back to normal. lol :hypno:

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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: Stephanie]
    #2901735 - 07/18/04 04:41 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

hmm iv heard a lot of people say that they think they have pissed themselves my friend on his first trip thought this and he was in our other freinds girlfreinds sleeping bag it was so so funny to see her face as she wasnt tripping they started turning the sleeping bag inside out to check but they were just tripping, does this happen to a lot of people then or anything sort of specific that makes people think this or is it just the shrooms :smile:


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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: reidy_vancolo]
    #2902691 - 07/18/04 01:45 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

It actually happens quite a lot. Usually it's the result of feeling something cool against your skin -- your clothes, a blanket, whatever. In the beshroomed state, 'cool' often equates to 'wet', so you think you pissed yourself or spilt something on yourself.


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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: UFT]
    #2902725 - 07/18/04 01:58 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

I always feel like the toilet is shrinking on me... that's all. I always manage to hit my mark though.


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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: UFT]
    #2902938 - 07/18/04 03:21 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

if your a man and not sick or very old
you should always piss standing up
jmho

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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: spock]
    #2903314 - 07/18/04 06:21 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

I think that being out of your head on shrooms counts as 'sick' for purposes of that statement.  :wink:


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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: UFT]
    #2903693 - 07/18/04 09:02 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

go outside :thumbup:

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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: UFT]
    #2903694 - 07/18/04 09:03 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

if it is winter, then piss your name in the snow, thats always amusing

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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: ]
    #2904714 - 07/19/04 07:10 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

I somwetimes feel like I'm not totally sure if I have really finished or if I have just tricked myself into stopping too soon so I try a bit- then I wait a bit- then it occurs to me that I've been standing there for five minutes. Also the first time I took datura I drank a whole half gallon of oj over an hour and a half- then had to pee all night- but couldn't necause it wouldn't let me (had constricted those muscles). That SUCKED.


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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: UFT]
    #2904890 - 07/19/04 08:37 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

The first time I ever tripped on mushrooms I had to convince the toilet to let me piss in it...and then promised I would sit down just in case my aim was off..it seemed so angry at what I was about to do to it.  :crazy:


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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #2904938 - 07/19/04 08:58 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

I always have a problem motivating myself to get up and go to the bathroom while shrooming.

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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: MOTH]
    #2905368 - 07/19/04 12:20 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

sitting down to piss actually empties the bladder more, as if your shitting......


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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: Chronic7]
    #2905940 - 07/19/04 04:13 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

I'm a dude and I pretty well always urinate while sitting down. Even when I'm not tripping. I had a bad experience on my last trip that I thought would be appropriate to share here. While coming up on a 4 gram trip I had to take a shit. It was hard to get out and it felt like it was 5 inches thick. Word of advice, always empty your bladder/rectum before injesting mushrooms.

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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: UFT]
    #11257408 - 10/16/09 12:37 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Probelm i have is; i think i'm going to piss too much or too hard and hurt myself.

For some reason it always feels like i'm pissing for ages, so i'm not sure if i should stop lol.


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Re: Does anyone have this crazy problem? [Re: HeiligBoomerz]
    #11258094 - 10/16/09 05:48 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Yeah, sometimes I have a hard time peeing too. At my buddy's place where I've tripped a couple times the bathroom is small, and it seems so crowded on mushrooms and usually gives me bad vibes, which makes it hard to pee.

On DXM I found I had to sit down to pee, might be related to some health issues caused by the drug, like a swollen prostate or whatever. I actually took a crap on DXM in that bathroom I was talking about, and it looked like the faucet for the sink was peeking at me from around the shower curtain. Scared the crap outta me. :lol:

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