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OfflineHerbanShaman
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A Gift for Your Special Girl
    #2899584 - 07/17/04 12:57 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I just thought I'd share an idea with all you guys eager to please your special someone. Take a wide mouthed flower vase and use it to case in. Make sure that only the bottom 1/4 (about 3") of the vase is filled in all. I used 1"casing, 1"substrate, 1"casing. Seal the top of your vase with few coffee filters (I use 4). It takes about 5 days to colonize, maybe less. After this fruit as you normally would, turn the vase on its side to light up the mycelium. You are hoping to get about 8 mushrooms, but if you get 4 or 5 that's fine. Even just a couple is pretty. When you are ready to present them to your gf (or whoever) stick a few small flowers in the casing like it was floral foam. Wrap it up in something she'll like, either some nice cloth or tissue paper.

Now plan a spiritual date with your special girl that would incorporate the mushrooms you grew fow her. Try a picnic in the park. BTW you should know enough to give this gift only some someone you are close to, and know thier fondness of mushrooms.
I know a lot of guys are thinking... god that is the gayest thing I've ever heard. BUT!! I'll tell you this; If you're trying get close to her, this will work 1000X as well as getting her drunk and trying to take advantage of her. Try it, and get back to me - if you score some puppy power I'll consider this post well worth my time.


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"There is a world beyond ours, a world that is far away, nearby, and invisible. And there is where God lives, where the dead live, the spirits and the saints, a world where everything has already happened and everything is known. That world talks. It has a language of its own. I report what it says. The sacred mushroom takes me by the hand and brings me to the world where everything is known. It is they, the sacred mushrooms, that speak in a way I can understand. I ask them and they answer me. When I return from the trip that I have taken with them, I tell what they have told me and what they have shown me."
-- Mazatec shaman


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Offlinecaimen
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Re: A Gift for Your Special Girl [Re: HerbanShaman]
    #2899603 - 07/17/04 01:03 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

nothing says i LOVE YOU like flowers and fungi


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OfflineTomSawyer
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Re: A Gift for Your Special Girl [Re: HerbanShaman]
    #2899647 - 07/17/04 01:32 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

kick ass my wife will love it.you get 5 :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:


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Re: A Gift for Your Special Girl [Re: HerbanShaman]
    #2899894 - 07/17/04 03:48 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I wish my boyfriend would have done something like that for me once in awhile, we'd probably still be together.  I like it :smile:


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OfflineK20A2
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Re: A Gift for Your Special Girl [Re: HerbanShaman]
    #2899973 - 07/17/04 04:31 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Nice, now I just need a girl that is into eating mushrooms.


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