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OfflineHawkeye2
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Piss test
    #2893493 - 07/15/04 01:22 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Okay. Today is thursday. I'm getting piss tested on monday. I smoke weed daily. The last time I smoked was yesterday (wednesday). I also use opiates regularly. The last time I used opiates was yesterday (wednesday). If I discontinue opiate and weed use today, Thursday morning, what are the chances that I will test positive for THC/opiates on Monday?

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OfflineHawkeye2
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Re: Piss test [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #2893494 - 07/15/04 01:22 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Oh also if anyone has any tips that would let me fool the test or have better chances of passing clean I'm open to all suggestions.

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Re: Piss test [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #2893530 - 07/15/04 01:32 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

I'm pretty sure you're completely fucked on testing possitive for weed.

You might get by with the opiates though, although I'm not sure.

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OfflineHawkeye2
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Re: Piss test [Re: HeavyToilet]
    #2893609 - 07/15/04 01:56 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

What about benzos? I use valium nightly (10mg) for sleep. Not perscribed. last time I used was wednesday.

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OfflineFrankieJustTrypt
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Re: Piss test [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #2893820 - 07/15/04 03:36 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

whats the test for?

You may be good on the opiates, but THC and benzos linger alot longer.

My advice would be to go out and run right now, and don't stop until your test. The higher your metabolism the better. Depending on what your test is for, you'll probably still need to dilute your urine by drinking alot of water.


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Re: Piss test [Re: FrankieJustTrypt]
    #2893926 - 07/15/04 04:08 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

I saw an advertisement for this product the other day.

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

Not sure if you've got enough time for it to come through snail mail or not. As to if you just piss, not sure.


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OfflineHawkeye2
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Re: Piss test [Re: zampanohol]
    #2894057 - 07/15/04 04:41 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Let me explain my predicament:

After finding out I used drugs, my aunt made me go to this drug counciling thing. It wasn't mandated so I didn't get piss tests. A few weeks ago, I actually made an attempt to get clean, which lasted about five days. When I relapsed, I was afraid to tell her, so I just said I was clean. So, three weeks later, I'm still "clean" but apparently my brother was saying shit like he saw me smoking weed on saturday etc. When my aunt found out, she told me that she wanted me to do a urine test so nobody could say anything bad about my use (I told her my brother must be lying). So, I'm getting tested monday, and they'll probably find out I've been lying. Unless I can come up with a really good story.

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Re: Piss test [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #2894113 - 07/15/04 05:03 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

my friends and i always used to use Certo, 2 packets of that stuff into a 2 litre bottle of pop and you piss like crazy. Its the gelatin stuff used to make jelly with

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OfflineHawkeye2
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Re: Piss test [Re: Skinnymofo]
    #2894170 - 07/15/04 05:16 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

So, when should I take that shit, and will it help me test negative?

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OfflineBlue_Apocalypse
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Re: Piss test [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #2894174 - 07/15/04 05:17 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

There is only one way to be 100% positive that you will pass a drug test. I have passed 4 tests for different jobs using this and my friend that introduced me to it passed a supervised probation test with it. Detoxifying agents do not work. THC is stored in fat cells and cannot simply be removed by any safe chemical method.

Clean Human Urine

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Re: Piss test [Re: Blue_Apocalypse]
    #2894307 - 07/15/04 05:48 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

yes, synthetic urine kits are the way to go. Pay for the overnight express shipping - you'll get it before Monday if you act now.

this is the only way you'll pass.

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Re: Piss test [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #2895387 - 07/15/04 10:52 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

It's a home test by your aunt? Those things are jokes, you can use water and yellow food coloring to pass it as long as it's the right temperature. If she's taking you to a lab or such though, it's much more difficult as they will test more than the temperature probably, in which case you should either order clean human urine or get a friend to supply you with some. Keeping it to the right temperature is a bitch, but not that hard as there is a bit of a range, 8 degrees or so I believe, that one can help with a bit of hot water. Check it out before you hand it over and make sure the temperature is right

Opiates, chances are you will probably pass the opiates, but weed you're fucked, if you're a heavy user weed can stay in your system for weeks. Check out the drug testing sections on erowid, there is more you can do than what I said above such as perhaps adding bleach or other adulterants to the urine sample, but it's riskier, though better than doing nothing at all


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OfflineBlue_Apocalypse
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Re: Piss test [Re: Ravus]
    #2895643 - 07/16/04 12:07 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

I have actually passed a test using bleach. I put it in a visine bottle and simply added 3 drops to my urine sample. That was 4 years ago though and i definately wouldnt advise it because there are plenty of places out there that test for adulterants.

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Re: Piss test [Re: Blue_Apocalypse]
    #2895787 - 07/16/04 01:07 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

SUBSTITUTE! whatever you do dont use use your own urine! i dont have much faith in "detox" products. the 300% guarantee you see on the labels are to draw you into thier scam. if you do get any offical proof that you failed your test to get your "tripple money back guarantee" they will look them over and let you know that "thc metabolites ect.. are not covered due to the toxins being illegal" and what-not. just substitute your urine. you have an upper hand at this due to having to take an at-home drug test.


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Re: Piss test [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #2895971 - 07/16/04 02:41 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

My bro smoked the day before his probation test, took certo and passed.
Take the stuff with lots of water an hour or so before the test. The probation test was one of those ones that looks like a home pregnancy test though. If your goin to a lab, then I don't know. I also don't know if that works for benzos. Try to avoid those anyways, they can be very addictive. It may become impossible to sleep without valium. Anyways, drinking lots of water prior to the test will help. Take some B vitamins to color your piss yellow so it won't seem diluted. As for using bleach, a crazy friend of mine once told me to dip your finger in bleach, let dry, repeat several times, then piss on your finger while pissing into the cup. Seems pretty fucked up, but he swore by it.

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Re: Piss test [Re: phalloidin]
    #2895975 - 07/16/04 02:45 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Lots of water (like 3-5 liters) will beat a non lab test every time.(Trust me,I'm on probation) If they send it to a lab,it'll come back as diluted though.


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Re: Piss test [Re: monoamine]
    #2896511 - 07/16/04 09:59 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

It's not a home test

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Re: Piss test [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #2896576 - 07/16/04 10:24 AM (19 years, 10 months ago)

monoamine is right... the specific gravity is different from regular urine, I passed a Lab drug screen for a job and I also passed one for probation both by drinking water... the one for the job I was asked if I drink a lot of water, I responded with "yes, I work outdoors all the time, water is a must"

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Re: Piss test [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #2896951 - 07/16/04 12:24 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

you'll almost surely test positive for THC. i'm not sure about the opiates. you probably won't even be tested for valium.

ps. i don't want to preach... but that's a lot of drugs man. it sounds like you may have a problem with drug abuse. i can't in clear conscience help you fool the test (especially because its for a rehab center, not the cops), and i'm surprised other shroomerites are so eager to do so. fail the test. it sounds like you need to. good luck with everything.

Edited by mushmaster (07/16/04 12:33 PM)

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Re: Piss test [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #2899839 - 07/17/04 01:28 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Hawkeye2 said:
Let me explain my predicament:

After finding out I used drugs, my aunt made me go to this drug counciling thing. It wasn't mandated so I didn't get piss tests. A few weeks ago, I actually made an attempt to get clean, which lasted about five days. When I relapsed, I was afraid to tell her, so I just said I was clean. So, three weeks later, I'm still "clean" but apparently my brother was saying shit like he saw me smoking weed on saturday etc. When my aunt found out, she told me that she wanted me to do a urine test so nobody could say anything bad about my use (I told her my brother must be lying). So, I'm getting tested monday, and they'll probably find out I've been lying. Unless I can come up with a really good story.



Why not just tell them the truth? Seek help if you need it. Sounds like you have a problem to me man. There is no problem IMO with using drugs, but when they start to interfere with your life then you need to give them up. Your family seems like they are there to help you take care of this problem.


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Re: Piss test [Re: z@z.com]
    #2900749 - 07/17/04 08:00 PM (19 years, 10 months ago)

:smoker:  I think he's rite man...i mean mayb u hav become a bit dependent on this stuff...i kno u prob. hate the sound of rehab, but if u go in with a positive atitude u cud be a great help to urself and ur family...who seems to be worrying.


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Re: Piss test [Re: Hawkeye2]
    #2904027 - 07/18/04 10:53 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Drink water non-stop and eat asparagus so that your piss is yellow. If its too clear they will tell you to retake it. But if you drink unholy amounts of water your pee is going to pretty much be 100% water.

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