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lighting a joint on the toaster...
    #2889155 - 07/14/04 10:40 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

ran out of lighter fluid, so i decide to use the toaster, right?  bad idea :shocked:.  burned my fucking nose.  anyone tried this before.  i see my mom do it all the time with her benson and hedges 100's.  god damn, i need a lighter, or at least some matches! :thumbdown:

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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2889160 - 07/14/04 10:41 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

wtf....lol............you crack junkie   


just use the stove  :tongue:

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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: Infrared]
    #2889167 - 07/14/04 10:43 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

i got one of those damn glass stoves, not a gas one, or even an electric with metal burners damn it.

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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2889171 - 07/14/04 10:45 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

time to get some flint and wool

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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2889172 - 07/14/04 10:45 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

lol ive done it before. Never burned myself tho.

how about a gass grill?


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: Vulture]
    #2889182 - 07/14/04 10:49 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

LOL that sucks dude. Nah, never used a toaster but I probably would if I had to. And I'm sure I'd burn myself also  :tongue:


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2889186 - 07/14/04 10:52 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

Man, just go to a corner store and buy a lighter.

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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2889196 - 07/14/04 10:59 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

Use fire to fire transfer to avoid nose/heat proximity issues.

(Light a small piece of paper with the toaster and use that to light your smoke...)


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: Seuss]
    #2889207 - 07/14/04 11:03 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

wow seuss, all that time in the science forum must be paying off :stoned:


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: iloveraving]
    #2889214 - 07/14/04 11:07 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

yeah. tried that, didn't work. couldn't get it to light. even tried sticking a candle in there but it started to melt, i can be a real dumbass sometimes.

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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2889219 - 07/14/04 11:10 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

Hahahhahhahahaha, a candle, man that is classic. hahahah.

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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: Adom]
    #2889235 - 07/14/04 11:16 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

I'm remembering this one day when I was in highschool.. Everyday afterschool we would go to my one friend's house cause he lived closest to the bus stop and his parents were never home. So it was the 'spot' for afterschool smoke sessions. Well one day we get there and start packing our bowls.. No one has a lighter. We search the house and their are no lighters to be found, and we live out in the boonies, the nearest store is like 2 miles. So we eventually find a matchbook with like 3 matches in it. And we dont have papers or anything we only smoked bowls back then cause we all sucked at rolling and never had much weed. So yeah, we lit a candle on the coffeetable and all gathered round :wink:It tasted like wax but we got high :tongue2:


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2889371 - 07/14/04 11:51 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

lmfao if you use a toaster, you don't stick your head down with the cig, you place cig on the toaster, then you pull back after a few seconds and puff, repeat till lit to your satisfaction


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: iluan]
    #2889377 - 07/14/04 11:53 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

Learned that the hard way didn't you?

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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2889396 - 07/14/04 11:57 AM (20 years, 15 days ago)

lol afternoon bud.


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: iluan]
    #2889412 - 07/14/04 12:00 PM (20 years, 15 days ago)

did someone say bud??

i need some bud :tongue2:


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: iloveraving]
    #2889422 - 07/14/04 12:04 PM (20 years, 15 days ago)

done..


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: iluan]
    #2889477 - 07/14/04 12:18 PM (20 years, 15 days ago)

  :smile2:

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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: iluan]
    #2889519 - 07/14/04 12:25 PM (20 years, 15 days ago)

:drooling:


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: iloveraving]
    #2889615 - 07/14/04 12:43 PM (20 years, 15 days ago)

tried to not stick my face in the toaster, but it wouldn't light damn it, my nose got a big red spot on it.

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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2889648 - 07/14/04 12:48 PM (20 years, 15 days ago)

I would of used the stove before toaster.


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2889829 - 07/14/04 01:28 PM (20 years, 15 days ago)

hahaha, thats funny but sucks.

stick something in there, light it, and then light your joint.


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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2890193 - 07/14/04 02:43 PM (20 years, 15 days ago)

Rofl... good times..

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Re: lighting a joint on the toaster... [Re: ]
    #2892532 - 07/15/04 07:12 AM (20 years, 14 days ago)

:grin: I burned all my nosehairs off one day trying to light a joint very drunkenly at a toaster...


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