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Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends.
    #2881435 - 07/12/04 08:23 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

  Last night i have a friend over and he starts drinking with my parents. He probably downed a bottle and a half of wine with them. The last time he was over he had just bought a bag of "magic mushrooms" from  the biggest piece of shit around these parts...I guarentee they were just mushrooms he found on some lawns and shoved in a bag. I advised him not to eat them and he listened. Well now that he was nice and drunk he decided he would make tea out of the 2 week old goo that was left over in this bag. Needless to say he just goes out there right infront of my parents and starts to make this tea at like 2am. Im on the phone and im like hold on this fucker is doing something dumb ill brb. So i go out into the kitchen and there he is trying to feed this shit to my MOTHER. I dont think i have ever been so fucking mad in my life. The i try to dump out this shit smelling concotion before she really does drink it. He grabs my fucking arm and boling water got all over it. Later in the night he tried to steal the keys to my moms Escalde. I mean i dunno if i was you but i wouldnt ever take out my friends parents car. Well anyway i think thats the last that he will be coming over in awhile...
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Offlinejunglebeatz
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: splifftoter]
    #2881493 - 07/12/04 08:55 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

You need a new friend.

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OfflinePhishgrrl
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: splifftoter]
    #2881495 - 07/12/04 08:56 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Wow. That sucks, man. I've had some dumb friends but we were always afraid of parents!  :lol: I can't believe he tried to get your Mom to drink rotten shroom tea!


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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: splifftoter]
    #2881501 - 07/12/04 09:02 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Well, at least You have friends :smirk:


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Offlinesplifftoter
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: junglebeatz]
    #2881503 - 07/12/04 09:04 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

True dat.

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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: splifftoter]
    #2881508 - 07/12/04 09:05 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

yes that is messed up.

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InvisibleKrishna
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: splifftoter]
    #2885371 - 07/13/04 09:39 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

i don't know whether to laugh or just shake my head.

i'll do both.

:lol:


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OfflinePuZuZu
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: splifftoter]
    #2886204 - 07/13/04 01:05 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

holy shit thats scary. seriously, if your friend was responsible for getting your mom in the hospital, her car crashed, and carelessly fucking around i don't know what the hell would happen to you. have fun controlling that dude. he sounds messed up.


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Offlinebrowndustin
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #2886213 - 07/13/04 01:07 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Phishgrrl said:
Wow. That sucks, man. I've had some dumb friends but we were always afraid of parents!  :lol: I can't believe he tried to get your Mom to drink rotten shroom tea!




Rotton shroom tea... that kid must have been right pissed. :crazy2:

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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: splifftoter]
    #2886413 - 07/13/04 02:13 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

wow at first i thought he was just gonna eat them...but doing all that shit, he should never come back. That dude is stupid.


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OfflineTurdy
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: splifftoter]
    #2887293 - 07/13/04 07:07 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

"some people are dumb" -butthead


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: Turdy]
    #2887313 - 07/13/04 07:22 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

well he's right on that one...


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OfflineToTheSummit
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: splifftoter]
    #2887386 - 07/13/04 07:46 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

This person is not a friend!!
If possible, never see them again.


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: ToTheSummit]
    #2887391 - 07/13/04 07:48 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

he may have been a good friend before...but he obviously isn't.

I sure as hell wouldn't care to see him.

If he was trying to give mushrooms to my mom, real or fake, i would get EXTREMELY pissed at him. And if he tried to steal my parents car, thats asking for a beating.


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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2887409 - 07/13/04 07:52 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

sounds like he needs a good curb stomping


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OfflineRequiem
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: onetime]
    #2887419 - 07/13/04 07:58 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Never let him in your house again


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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: onetime]
    #2887420 - 07/13/04 07:59 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

getting curbed would be HORRIBLE. I don't think i would kill him...but defenately beat the shit out of him.


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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: YouEnjoyMyself]
    #2887654 - 07/13/04 09:26 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Ha and then yesterday my other friend who purchased half the mushrooms called yelling at me about how pissed he was about my throwing them out and that he wanted his money back...oh also the one who did it is trying to deny it now. Im never seeing them because..
1. im not going to put up with shit like that
2. they both are trying to abuse psychedelics for what they arent
3. he says he doesnt want to see me because i dont want to pay him his money back. why in the fuck would i pay him back what his purchase partner did was stupid and irresponsibe. i mean hell the damn things had been sitting in my drawer for two weeks in plastic and had totally congealed and stank like ass...maybe they would have made them sick, but not high.
Damnit every fucker around here involved in the drug culture is just a fucking waste of skin who will do anything to get fucked up....they dont have any idea what they are doing, for throwing them out I was the real friend.

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OfflineYouEnjoyMyself
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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: splifftoter]
    #2887722 - 07/13/04 10:00 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

you said they turned to mush...they are obviously not the correct kind of mushrooms to eat for tripping, he is really dumb for asking for his money back from you. he's really dumb in the first place for not taking your tips, and EXTREMELY dumb for doing all the shit to you and your family.


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Re: Wow...I have some dumb messed up friends. [Re: splifftoter]
    #2887755 - 07/13/04 10:10 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

hahahahah what a dumbass.............

where did you find him?

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