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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: LewDoja]
    #28779805 - 05/19/24 09:50 AM (1 month, 7 days ago)

Fuck ya to Village Idiot! And what nice little harvest they earned themselves.  Behold, the power of reading and LITFA!
Nice work VI.  Glad to have you amongst us. 

Its always kinda sad nominating these guys because I know that as we speak, their noob status is wearing off rapidly.  *sniff*

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefSupremeJr] * 2
    #28779813 - 05/19/24 09:55 AM (1 month, 7 days ago)

Well I got one to nom today:

Herme5:
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I like how this dude admits he was barkin up the wrong tree for a minute. Admits to buying an inflatable tub and then finding the right tree to bark up.
Hes one of these go big or go home guys and I really identify with that.  Dudes doin right. by the time i'm done writing this thread, hes likely to have another bath of plates nocc'ed up.  Polite. Asks the right questions. Uses search function and bud has some RIGHTEOUS looking avery to show for it.

Fuck yea bud. Glad to have you with us. 
I know you're not admitted into the marketplace just yet, but I for one, will be happy to bestow some of my favorite cultures upon you if you send me a privnote of your address.

Lets hear if for Village Idiot and Herme5.  Back to back excellence in noobery.

:manofapproval:

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
    #28779847 - 05/19/24 10:14 AM (1 month, 7 days ago)

:fuckyeah:


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: Herme5]
    #28779946 - 05/19/24 11:16 AM (1 month, 7 days ago)

hey I thought of a really good use for those inflatable tubs. ok hear me out:

you fill it with water and freeze.

now you take it to the park for your bffs birthday bash or whatev, with beers in it.  throw it back in the freezer when finished!

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
    #28780039 - 05/19/24 12:13 PM (1 month, 7 days ago)

Quote:

BeefSupremeJr said:
hey I thought of a really good use for those inflatable tubs. ok hear me out:

you fill it with water and freeze.

now you take it to the park for your bffs birthday bash or whatev, with beers in it.  throw it back in the freezer when finished!




My cat likes to sit in it, probably gonna pop it though


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: Herme5]
    #28780049 - 05/19/24 12:19 PM (1 month, 7 days ago)

well i dont see you shitting in it.  you snooze you lose

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
    #28780057 - 05/19/24 12:27 PM (1 month, 7 days ago)

Quote:

BeefSupremeJr said:
hey I thought of a really good use for those inflatable tubs. ok hear me out:

you fill it with water and freeze.

now you take it to the park for your bffs birthday bash or whatev, with beers in it.  throw it back in the freezer when finished!



This is a great idea, especially if you have a deep freezer. You could wrap it with some simple insulation and it would probably rock out for 8-10 hours EZ!


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefSupremeJr] * 1
    #28781372 - 05/20/24 03:26 PM (1 month, 6 days ago)

I would like to nominate spacebear as noob of the week.

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He has consistently displayed good interactions with his peers and is an avid cultivator who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty.

It is with pride that I submit this nomination, along with TPython.

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I am kinda reticent to call TPython a noob because I already consider him past that level. I just though this award might be due because he slipped through the cracks somehow.

Once again, back to back excellence in noobery.
(Forgive me if TPython has already been noninated.)


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: fiddle_head] * 3
    #28784170 - 05/22/24 05:11 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Algebraic.  I got another one.

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these are the ones man. sometimes the shroomery really bums me out but not today. Today i remember that the shroomery has this incredible propensity for coagulating people like spacebear together.  What a good dude.  What a good noob. Landed like a feather and setup shop.  Read the right words and did the right things.  Jars lookin great bud.  Grow comin along. Behold, a new pin, my brothers and sisters. I dig it! I like that episode of adventure time. I like when that deer breaks both finn's legs and finn just goes "whatever".  .__.   

Fuckin A.  Way to noob, but not for long. Welcome to the fold. Almost slipped past my noobdar but I seent you.  Well met friendo.

Spacebear, everbody. thats whats up.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefSupremeJr] * 2
    #28784173 - 05/22/24 05:13 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Aand yeah. beef just made an ass of hisself (again) and didn't even read the last post of his own thread! How bout that? My boy fid already nominated the dude and I didn't even see it because Im an imbecile! Nice. fuck yeah. So Spacebear got nominated twice and thats nice. so thats whats up.

TPython? Brother, the python is practically a TC! hahahhaha. But good on ya. Hes a slithery one for sure.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefSupremeJr] * 1
    #28784195 - 05/22/24 05:37 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

Hahah I’m definitely still noob status. Just got my first handful of grows under my belt about a decade ago before falling out of the game, but still always lurking and learning. I’m just glad to be back and growing along with the amazing group of people we have here!

Spacebear definitely deserves this one, they’ve been kickin ass and learnin fast. Also one of my fellow contenders in fids kitchen sink challenge. Congrats SpacebearπŸ’ͺ

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefSupremeJr] * 2
    #28784198 - 05/22/24 05:43 PM (1 month, 4 days ago)

:happyclaps:well heck thank you guys! TPython congrats to you too, and I can't wait to see how the Kitchen Sink Challenge develops


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I like when that deer breaks both finn's legs and finn just goes "whatever".  .__.





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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: spacebear]
    #28795333 - 05/31/24 03:40 PM (26 days, 12 hours ago)

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/28786369#28786369

I have enjoyed this progression. I would like to nominate ArkaNaut.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: Nichrome] * 1
    #28795354 - 05/31/24 04:24 PM (26 days, 11 hours ago)

totally I was going to myself but I've just been busy as hell this week you just beat me to the punch.  Started at the bottom now he here.  Fuck yeah man take a Bow.  Thanks for being part of us.

nichrome are you going to let him know that he's been nominated or do you want me to? ha.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefSupremeJr] * 2
    #28795390 - 05/31/24 05:02 PM (26 days, 10 hours ago)

I am truly honored.  I have so much respect for you guys and this community.  Even if I don’t win, I’m so happy to have been recognized.  I have to mention Herme5, he DM’d me some really good advice which has helped set me on the right path as well.  I’m proud to be included with such an excellent group of honorable noobs.  I promise to stay noobish as long as possible, making odd poorly informed choices and committing faux pas left and right.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: ArkaNaut] * 1
    #28795394 - 05/31/24 05:07 PM (26 days, 10 hours ago)

pssst, *whispers*

you already won.  hhaha, ya we only noninate one per week, if that. typically i offer some genetics to the winner. (you)

so if you would like some nice genetics, go ahead and priv-note me an address. 

Well met. Again the honor is ours.  we do what we do just for people like you.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: ArkaNaut]
    #28795409 - 05/31/24 05:19 PM (26 days, 10 hours ago)

Quote:

ArkaNaut said:
I am truly honored.  I have so much respect for you guys and this community.  Even if I don’t win, I’m so happy to have been recognized.  I have to mention Herme5, he DM’d me some really good advice which has helped set me on the right path as well.  I’m proud to be included with such an excellent group of honorable noobs.  I promise to stay noobish as long as possible, making odd poorly informed choices and committing faux pas left and right.





:congrats:

Good job ArkaNaut.


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: Nichrome] * 3
    #28795429 - 05/31/24 05:33 PM (26 days, 10 hours ago)

Congrats ArkaNaut. You’ve earned this one. So fun to watch your insanely-rapid progress, too!

Also, a shout out from the sidelines to our TCs who are skillfully guiding you on the journey. Rock-solid advice with endless gold


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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: AzureCultivator] * 5
    #28812120 - 06/13/24 06:09 PM (13 days, 9 hours ago)

Double Nomination since i missed last week:

Arkyhog:
registered 3/25


Dudes worked  his ass off and man, its paying off.  My first flush was nowhere near that nice.  Nice dude.  Asks for links rather than just answers.

Take a bow, Arky.  And enjoy your bounty.  Feel free to message me your address and Id be happy to send you some keen genetic material on my next giveaway.

Now dont take this the wrong way but Im nominating you, AzureCultivator.  To be honest, i never noticed your registration date and I just assumed you had a lot of experience under your belt so it never occurred to me!

Its been great having you around, and thanks for buying a supporter tag.  We really appreciate that.  Youre a pleasant human and Id be happy to send you a card too! (since you still cant access the marketplace).


Take a bow, both of you.  Its an honor to have you guys with us.

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Re: The Official Noob of the Week Thread [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
    #28812129 - 06/13/24 06:16 PM (13 days, 9 hours ago)

:sporedrop: :yougoodjob: :sporedrop:
Congrats! Great to see fellow noobs succeed!
Keep it up guys!


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