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Bigbadwooof
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Revelations from the Deep 1
#28761270 - 05/04/24 07:47 AM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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*Promply casts off his muzzle, and reaches for a megaphone*
FriendsComrades! I've been away for a month, and I know you have all missed me terribly. I have some catching up to do, but the discourse as of late seems incredibly dry. Don't fret, dear fellows, for I intend to make things oh so very moist once again, starting with this juicy little morsel:
In my time away, I was given a hot tip about one of the most pressing political issues of our time, and the revelation that I've uncovered during this tireless scholarly endeavor is nothing short of shocking.
Background: Now, surely everyone in these parts is already fully aware of the looming anvil shaped cloud, which hovers above all of our heads at all times (The globalist elite (I call them "Caballers")), which now threatens to engulf the planet in a blanket of darkness. They are hell bent on world domination, and the enslavement of the human species.
My studies led me on a fact finding mission to Switzerland (Using my VR headset and google erff (Cuz unlike the caballers, I'm an environmentalist (And even more unlike the Caballers, I'm poor. I don't even own private jet, and neither does any wife of mine. (In fact, I don't even own a wife!))), where I tracked Klauss Schwabb to his caballair.
From my perch, a few evil lairs down the way, I watched him closely, for days. Then, as he stood in the evil master room, near the evil caballair window, dressed from head to toe in his signature Nazi regalia, a man walked up behind him. Now this man was clearly, potentially his lover.
The man was about 50 years older than Klauss Schwabb (by my estimation), and looked as though he had fathered time itself. He was attached to a vast array of tubes, feeding his body with a constant flow of the blood of young children, thereby sustaining his dwindling life force.
As his hand met Klauss's shoulder, I watch his head drop *Power down*. You see, the Klauss that interacts with the world is a lifelike, animatronic approximation of the real Klauss Schwab, but much younger, and spry like a well preserved spring chicken from the middle ages (When the black plague was raging).
While all of that is very interesting, I'm sure most of you were already fully aware of that fact. The real juice is what I uncovered next, when I scrolled in to view his laptop to reveal the darkest, and most horrifying of secrets:
The real Klauss Schwab's internet pseudonym... "Enlil".
In fact, he had it emblazenned in Nazi colors (I think) all over the wall... And heres the WORST PART: His butler henchman...
Ballsauce? NOOOOOOOO!!!
*End transmission*
Thoughts?
-------------------- "It is no measure of good health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society," - Jiddu Krishnamurti FARTS "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell Every one of you should see this video. "Facts are chiels that winna ding, and downa be disputed" - Robert Burns
 
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Psilynut2
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Re: Revelations from the Deep [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#28761426 - 05/04/24 10:08 AM (1 month, 23 days ago) |
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Quote:
End transmission*
Thoughts?
Meth is a hell of a drug .
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Now, surely everyone in these parts is already fully aware of the looming anvil shaped cloud, which hovers above all of our heads at all times (The globalist elite (I call them "Caballers")), which now threatens to engulf the planet in a blanket of darkness. They are hell bent on world domination, and the enslavement of the human species.
They are making the frogs gay too !
Edited by Psilynut2 (05/04/24 10:11 AM)
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Bigbadwooof
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Re: Revelations from the Deep [Re: Psilynut2]
#28762329 - 05/05/24 04:04 AM (1 month, 22 days ago) |
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-------------------- "It is no measure of good health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society," - Jiddu Krishnamurti FARTS "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell Every one of you should see this video. "Facts are chiels that winna ding, and downa be disputed" - Robert Burns
 
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vicepope
The devils best grower



Registered: 04/15/24
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Re: Revelations from the Deep [Re: Bigbadwooof]
#28774430 - 05/14/24 06:49 PM (1 month, 12 days ago) |
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Bigbadwooof said: *Promply casts off his muzzle, and reaches for a megaphone*
FriendsComrades! I've been away for a month, and I know you have all missed me terribly. I have some catching up to do, but the discourse as of late seems incredibly dry. Don't fret, dear fellows, for I intend to make things oh so very moist once again, starting with this juicy little morsel:
In my time away, I was given a hot tip about one of the most pressing political issues of our time, and the revelation that I've uncovered during this tireless scholarly endeavor is nothing short of shocking.
Background: Now, surely everyone in these parts is already fully aware of the looming anvil shaped cloud, which hovers above all of our heads at all times (The globalist elite (I call them "Caballers")), which now threatens to engulf the planet in a blanket of darkness. They are hell bent on world domination, and the enslavement of the human species.
My studies led me on a fact finding mission to Switzerland (Using my VR headset and google erff (Cuz unlike the caballers, I'm an environmentalist (And even more unlike the Caballers, I'm poor. I don't even own private jet, and neither does any wife of mine. (In fact, I don't even own a wife!))), where I tracked Klauss Schwabb to his caballair.
From my perch, a few evil lairs down the way, I watched him closely, for days. Then, as he stood in the evil master room, near the evil caballair window, dressed from head to toe in his signature Nazi regalia, a man walked up behind him. Now this man was clearly, potentially his lover.
The man was about 50 years older than Klauss Schwabb (by my estimation), and looked as though he had fathered time itself. He was attached to a vast array of tubes, feeding his body with a constant flow of the blood of young children, thereby sustaining his dwindling life force.
As his hand met Klauss's shoulder, I watch his head drop *Power down*. You see, the Klauss that interacts with the world is a lifelike, animatronic approximation of the real Klauss Schwab, but much younger, and spry like a well preserved spring chicken from the middle ages (When the black plague was raging).
While all of that is very interesting, I'm sure most of you were already fully aware of that fact. The real juice is what I uncovered next, when I scrolled in to view his laptop to reveal the darkest, and most horrifying of secrets:
The real Klauss Schwab's internet pseudonym... "Enlil".
In fact, he had it emblazenned in Nazi colors (I think) all over the wall... And heres the WORST PART: His butler henchman...
Ballsauce? NOOOOOOOO!!!
*End transmission*
Thoughts?
How you break into my neighbors house?
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Bigbadwooof
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Re: Revelations from the Deep [Re: vicepope]
#28774547 - 05/14/24 09:02 PM (1 month, 12 days ago) |
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The "how" is not nearly as important as the "why"!
Schwaublil must be stopped!
-------------------- "It is no measure of good health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society," - Jiddu Krishnamurti FARTS "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell Every one of you should see this video. "Facts are chiels that winna ding, and downa be disputed" - Robert Burns
 
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