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Swami
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the ironing board
#2871083 - 07/08/04 11:25 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Seems that spirits take over my iron when I am pressing my best dress black jeans and t-shirt. Anyone else have any thoughts on this? Is it real or just me day-dreaming?
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April
the tiniestspark
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Swami]
#2871108 - 07/08/04 11:30 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Swami, I think you have a serious problem. I suggest you ask the Ouija board what the spirit's name is, and what it has against your pants and t-shirt.
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Blue_Apocalypse
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Swami]
#2871113 - 07/08/04 11:31 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I dont know, maybe you just have some gay spirits in your house that really care about how you dress lol. 3rd eye for the straight guy?
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Swami
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*snicker*
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Swami
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Re: the ironing board [Re: April]
#2871122 - 07/08/04 11:33 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was hoping that some female, maternal spirit would reply, "I would LOVE to iron your clothes, Swami." But then again, I am not well-grounded in reality.
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Evolving
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Swami]
#2871157 - 07/08/04 11:42 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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You iron jeans and t-shirts? When drying your clothes, listen for the buzzer on your clothes dryer, immediately take your jeans out and lay them as straight as possible putting creases where your anal-retentive ass likes 'em. Gently lay them down next to your bed, pull up your mattress and then pick them up and lay them down neatly underneath it. Follow the same procedure with your t-shirts. The next morning they should be good to go. Oh, get some no-iron Dockers.
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psyka
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Swami]
#2871168 - 07/08/04 11:43 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol. I rarely respond to these seemingly useless, sarcastic posts, but your humor rules! Peace
-------------------- As the life of a candle, my wick will burn out. But, the fire of my mind shall beam into infinite.
Edited by psyka (07/08/04 11:44 PM)
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Swami
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Evolving]
#2871169 - 07/08/04 11:43 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is your book, "Evolving's Household Tips" coming out soon?
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Swami
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Re: the ironing board [Re: psyka]
#2871180 - 07/08/04 11:45 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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My real name is "Carrot-Top".
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Evolving
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Swami]
#2871232 - 07/08/04 11:55 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Swami said: Is your book, "Evolving's Household Tips" coming out soon?
As a matter of fact, yes. I devote a whole chapter to bathroom cleaning and maintenance tips to assist single men hoping to get laid (there are some important tips about toilets, the floor around them and handling the seats).
-------------------- To call humans 'rational beings' does injustice to the term, 'rational.' Humans are capable of rational thought, but it is not their essence. Humans are animals, beasts with complex brains. Humans, more often than not, utilize their cerebrum to rationalize what their primal instincts, their preconceived notions, and their emotional desires have presented as goals - humans are rationalizing beings.
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Jellric
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Swami]
#2871259 - 07/08/04 11:59 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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The best way to find out who's on the other end is to pick up the phone. Put the iron to your ear and listen!
-------------------- I AM what Willis was talkin' bout.
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Swami
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Evolving]
#2871262 - 07/09/04 12:00 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I need full bio-hazard, gear level 4, to even go into my own bathroom... Maybe that explains my "drought"...
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kaiowas
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Swami]
#2871450 - 07/09/04 12:46 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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that's it!! we need to find a ouija board smiley for swami so we can permanently slap it in his sig
-------------------- Annnnnnd I had a light saber and my friend was there and I said "you look like an indian" and he said "you look like satan" and he found a stick and a rock and he named the rock ooga booga and he named the stick Stick and we both thought that was pretty funny. We got eaten alive by mosquitos but didn't notice til the next day. I stepped on some glass while wading in the swamp and cut my foot open, didn't bother me til the next day either....yeah it was a good time, ended the night by buying some liquor for minors and drinking nips and going to he diner and eating chicken fingers, and then I went home and went to bed.
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Zero7a1
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Swami]
#2871555 - 07/09/04 01:20 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I was thinking of getting a new ironing board a while ago... and i moved the ironing board... maybe it affected your iron.
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Jellric
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Zero7a1]
#2871568 - 07/09/04 01:26 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Spooky action at a distance...Oooooooo!!!
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Sclorch
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Evolving]
#2873405 - 07/09/04 02:43 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Evolving said:
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Swami said: Is your book, "Evolving's Household Tips" coming out soon?
As a matter of fact, yes. I devote a whole chapter to bathroom cleaning and maintenance tips to assist single men hoping to get laid (there are some important tips about toilets, the floor around them and handling the seats).
You know something... I think cleanliness has helped me with women more than anything. I tend to have a cleaner bathroom than most women I've met (not that theirs is messy, I'm just that friggin' anal).
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Huehuecoyotl
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Swami]
#2873455 - 07/09/04 02:53 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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In the end the ironing board is probably more spiritual than the Ouija board because it requires work and discipline and leads one on a path to perfection.
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Jellric
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Back to the ironing board!
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chinadoll
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Re: the ironing board [Re: Swami]
#2873898 - 07/09/04 05:33 PM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't iron...I send all his shirts and pants to the cleaners.
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Huehuecoyotl
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Re: the ironing board [Re: chinadoll]
#2877283 - 07/11/04 01:54 AM (19 years, 8 months ago) |
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Sorry, but this thread was too cool...the second coming...
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