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InvisibleSwami
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*Ding! Ding!* We have a winner!
    #2870968 - 07/08/04 11:00 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Yes, the thousandth US soldier killed today. :frown:

Swami: Frank, tell him what he has won.

Frank: Well, Swami, he has won an all-expense paid trip to eternity plus a gen-u-wine American flag to be placed on his casket.

Swami: Wow! That is something. Anything else?

Frank: Well he goes to his rest in the knowledge that he has helped to make the world more secure for Halliburton and made millions for Cheney. What more could any young man dream of?

Swami: ....?


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OfflineBleaK
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: Swami]
    #2870984 - 07/08/04 11:03 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

*whistles*
"we lost a moron in the night? wooohoooo!" -bill hicks


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Invisibletyke
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: Swami]
    #2870986 - 07/08/04 11:03 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

:nonono:


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hey, that douchebag, tyke, just made a post. let's go flame 'im!


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OfflineSkikid16
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: Swami]
    #2871035 - 07/08/04 11:14 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

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Yes, the thousandth US soldier killed today


I declare shennanigans........it wasn't the 1000th US soldier, it was the 1000th coalition soldier. And according to this link, it wasn't the 1000th yet, its only at 998, but it may not have been updated.

link


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OfflineGernBlanston
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: Skikid16]
    #2871056 - 07/08/04 11:18 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Oh... well, if it's only 998 soldiers dead, then that's totally different.


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There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people.
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Offlined33p
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: GernBlanston]
    #2871068 - 07/08/04 11:22 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

The point was that there are only about 878 US soldiers dead.


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OfflineSkikid16
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: GernBlanston]
    #2871076 - 07/08/04 11:23 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

I'm just saying.....


2+2 =5, right?


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: d33p]
    #2871097 - 07/08/04 11:28 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Sorry I celebrated early.  :crazy:

*Swami hangs head, scrapes cake into the garbage and puts away the party favors for another few months...*


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InvisibleInnvertigo
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: Swami]
    #2871946 - 07/09/04 06:53 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

why would you celebrate?


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InvisibleDieCommie

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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: Swami]
    #2871957 - 07/09/04 06:59 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

How insensitive :nonono:

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InvisibleXlea321
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: DieCommie]
    #2872467 - 07/09/04 10:46 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Insensitive of who? Swami didn't send the poor bastards to die for him and his corporate buddies did he?


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Offlineld50negative1
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: Swami]
    #2872518 - 07/09/04 11:00 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Want to complain about rich politicians?
Quote:

made millions for Cheney


I'd bitch about that Kerry fuck with his yachts

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InvisibleInnvertigo
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: ld50negative1]
    #2872581 - 07/09/04 11:21 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

yeah but his money was earned "honestly" :rolleyes:


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: ld50negative1]
    #2872607 - 07/09/04 11:28 AM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Did we invade a nation for their tomatoes that I am unaware of?


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Offlineblu3
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: Skikid16]
    #2872819 - 07/09/04 12:36 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Skikid16 said:
Quote:

Yes, the thousandth US soldier killed today


I declare shennanigans........it wasn't the 1000th US soldier, it was the 1000th coalition soldier. And according to this link, it wasn't the 1000th yet, its only at 998, but it may not have been updated.

link




That link is very very sad.
Just today they shipped off another 1000 soilders out of ft. carson.
Can someone please tell me whats going on?
I thought we were suppose to be pulling out of iraq?

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InvisibletrendalM Happy Birthday!
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2872836 - 07/09/04 12:39 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Innvertigo said:
why would you celebrate?




It's called sarcasm...one of swami's favorite things to play with :wink:

In case you need it:

Main Entry: sar?casm
Pronunciation: 's?r-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm


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Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free.
But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.

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Invisibleluvdemshrooms
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: blu3]
    #2872852 - 07/09/04 12:44 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

You're link proves Swami wrong. he claimed 1000 dead US soldiers. Your link shows 880.

Thanks though for exposing yet more hyperbole.


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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for that my dear friend is the beginning of the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it. ~ Adrian Rogers

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InvisibleInnvertigo
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: trendal]
    #2872942 - 07/09/04 01:06 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

It's called sarcasm...one of swami's favorite things to play with




No Shit.


No Shit
adv.
no1 v. shit

1. Used to express disdain for something deemed stupid or obvious, especially a self-evident remark.
2. Really, do you mean it, as in You took her to a prizefight? No shit! This vulgar slangy interjection is used to express surprise, disbelief, or scornful acknowledgment of the obvious.


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America....FUCK YEAH!!!

Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

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InvisibletrendalM Happy Birthday!
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: Innvertigo]
    #2872945 - 07/09/04 01:07 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

If it was so obvious...why bother with a reply?


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InvisibleInnvertigo
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Re: *Ding! Ding!* We have a winner! [Re: trendal]
    #2872953 - 07/09/04 01:09 PM (19 years, 8 months ago)

curiosity...

cu?ri?os?i?ty ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kyr-s-t)
n. pl. cu?ri?os?i?ties
A desire to know or learn.
A desire to know about people or things that do not concern one; nosiness.
An object that arouses interest, as by being novel or extraordinary: kept the carved bone and displayed it as a curiosity.
A strange or odd aspect.
Archaic. Fastidiousness.


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America....FUCK YEAH!!!

Words of Wisdom: Individual Rights BEFORE Collective Rights

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." -- Thomas Jefferson

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