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obaku
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Positive test
#28696085 - 03/12/24 07:41 AM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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WTF I quit smoking pot for 45 days and still tested positive for cannabinoids on urine test yesterday!
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trees


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Re: Positive test [Re: obaku]
#28696087 - 03/12/24 07:42 AM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Aww WTF :whatthefuck:
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Northerner
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Re: Positive test [Re: trees] 1
#28696116 - 03/12/24 08:17 AM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Shows just how long these drugs are in your system.
Hope it didn't wreck a job?
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spirit_shadow
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Re: Positive test [Re: obaku]
#28696124 - 03/12/24 08:29 AM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Quote:
obaku said: WTF I quit smoking pot for 45 days and still tested positive for cannabinoids on urine test yesterday!
It's probably because all of the newer gen weed is way more potent than previous gen weed.
I've read of people taking multiple months to get clean nowadays....I'd seriously just get fake piss or clean piss from a friend.
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Headies
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Re: Positive test [Re: obaku] 2
#28696174 - 03/12/24 09:35 AM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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This guy smokes weed! His cells are 65 percent pot.
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trees


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Re: Positive test [Re: Headies] 4
#28696187 - 03/12/24 09:52 AM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Id probably take 7 years to get clean. Like you know how your body regenerates anew every 7 years
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Junkiecop
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Registered: 03/07/24
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Re: Positive test [Re: trees] 1
#28696439 - 03/12/24 12:23 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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trees said: Id probably take 7 years to get clean. Like you know how your body regenerates anew every 7 years
But if you were no longer a plurality of trees, what would you be, after this metamorphosis?
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budmanman
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Re: Positive test [Re: obaku]
#28696572 - 03/12/24 02:12 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Quote:
obaku said: WTF I quit smoking pot for 45 days and still tested positive for cannabinoids on urine test yesterday!
Fed Post
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twighead
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Re: Positive test [Re: obaku]
#28696616 - 03/12/24 03:02 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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obaku said: WTF I quit smoking pot for 45 days and still tested positive for cannabinoids on urine test yesterday!
A good question I've asked my self, is why in the fuck do Oregon employers even test - and is it (rather should it be) even legal? You're expected to not drink on the job, either, but never seen a business that tests for alcohol.
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Mystikal
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Re: Positive test [Re: twighead]
#28696621 - 03/12/24 03:05 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Yeah some construction jobs test in Canada too. Never ran into it myself but have heard about it, mostly in Alberta.
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Junkiecop
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Re: Positive test [Re: twighead]
#28696622 - 03/12/24 03:06 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Definitely shouldn't be legal, its absurd
Same goes for demanding people be clean shaven etc.
I haven't been drug tested for pot in awhile though, and in my trade that says a lot about the state of things
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Mystikal
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If you have to wear a mask here you need to be clean shaven. I'm technically in that situation sometimes when I am around heavy concrete dust. Candidate for silicosis for sure.
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Junkiecop
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Re: Positive test [Re: Mystikal]
#28696649 - 03/12/24 03:32 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Sure, thats a trade specific health concern though
I've never had a job where being clean shaven was necessary, even in a chemical facility with regular spills, or in the army, we had gas masks which fit over a beard
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Cannabischarlie
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Re: Positive test [Re: obaku]
#28696654 - 03/12/24 03:34 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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obaku said: WTF I quit smoking pot for 45 days and still tested positive for cannabinoids on urine test yesterday!
I have hard time believing this.
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spirit_shadow
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Quote:
Junkiecop said: Definitely shouldn't be legal, its absurd
Same goes for demanding people be clean shaven etc.
I haven't been drug tested for pot in awhile though, and in my trade that says a lot about the state of things
If marijuana was federally legal then I 100% would be on a swat team or something crazy but no....I don't even drink but because I smoke after a long day I can't do any of the fun jobs....it's bullshit
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KRANE
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Smoked for 10 years straight, took me 3 months to piss clean! I also gained weight within that 10 years, since its stored in fat cells I bet theres some link there.
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Junkiecop
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They're keeping your hands clean then, I'm glad I never deployed in the army
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twighead
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I'm too good at FPS' to join the army, run up behind someone and slap them a couple times golden eye style - no scope headshots, bunny hopping around the battlefield, the whole package... I'd get banned for hacking
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Junkiecop
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Re: Positive test [Re: twighead]
#28696701 - 03/12/24 04:01 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Carrying a SAW around the woods and clearing buildings in training, was a fuck ton of fun
But who needs war on their conscience
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twighead
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put the fun back in war,
Tribes knew how to do it - often they'd half be dancing and playing, half fighting - and as soon as one person died pretty much they'd call the whole thing off and decide who won.. at least that's how I've seen it between some tribes in papua new guinea
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