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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: druqs]
    #28673641 - 02/24/24 05:02 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

hey guys couls you all lick muy fuckin ass hole for a sec please thanks.

sorry little satire there but i wanted to spice it up a little bit for exposure. its been a while since i posted here and i actually revere this thread and take it very seriously. i have posted in here many many times.

that being said please eat my ass anybody


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: fiddle_head] * 1
    #28673747 - 02/24/24 07:16 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

:no:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28673774 - 02/24/24 07:54 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

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:no:




:thebird:
:fonz:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: druqs]
    #28673785 - 02/24/24 08:00 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

jk bud but im still on a mission to take the thread, i drop in inocuaously every 3-4 months and drop an inconsiderate turd on the thread to mark my territory kind of. on a mission from god man.

the horn of helm hammerhand shall sound in the deep
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for death and glory

for rohan



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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: fiddle_head]
    #28673797 - 02/24/24 08:12 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

So my penis always get erected whenever i am studying math or i am in a math class. Today my math teacher was teaching Integration. She introduced me to the 'f' symbol. Its so fucking sexy. My cock erected too much + my mom bought me the tighest underwear known to existence. My friends were thinking that i was watching porn but no, it was because of this fucking integration symbol

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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: tholos]
    #28673808 - 02/24/24 08:16 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

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So my penis always get erected whenever i am studying math or i am in a math class. Today my math teacher was teaching Integration. She introduced me to the 'f' symbol. Its so fucking sexy. My cock erected too much + my mom bought me the tighest underwear known to existence. My friends were thinking that i was watching porn but no, it was because of this fucking integration symbol




what is integration. if abstract signs and signifiers are making you have a hard dick and premature ejavulation dont worry thats not uncommon its prety muh the norm. dont beat yourself up at least its over something useful and not just giant cock slamming muff like an angry accountatn on an old filing cabinet


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: fiddle_head] * 2
    #28673876 - 02/24/24 09:06 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

So anyway, I started blastin.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28673877 - 02/24/24 09:08 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

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So anyway, I started blastin.




these are perfectly good eggs, not a single one broken, not a single one missing.

im boilin denim over here, found it under the bridge

*vomits blood onto date in limo*


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: fiddle_head]
    #28673885 - 02/24/24 09:18 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

I'm thinking about shooting the shotty today. I haven't shot it in a while and it's a nice day outside so why not? :minigun:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28673893 - 02/24/24 09:30 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

Shoot that bad boy. I went to the range Thursday. It was a lot of fun.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28673894 - 02/24/24 09:31 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

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Shoot that bad boy. I went to the range Thursday. It was a lot of fun.



:fuckyeah: ranges are fun for sure. I'm lucky to have woods with hills, I just put targets up and shoot into a hill :thumbup:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #28673971 - 02/24/24 10:23 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

I'm still #3 trader on the pokemon scarlet/violet discord.....I singlehandedly tanked the apriball economy a few weeks into the game :lolsy:


I kept seeing people scamming kids for things they worked hard to get so I said fuck it and generated a FUCK ton of rare items and just gave them away to everyone for free :house:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: tholos] * 1
    #28674058 - 02/24/24 11:50 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

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So my penis always get erected whenever i am studying math or i am in a math class. Today my math teacher was teaching Integration. She introduced me to the 'f' symbol. Its so fucking sexy. My cock erected too much + my mom bought me the tighest underwear known to existence. My friends were thinking that i was watching porn but no, it was because of this fucking integration symbol





Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to take a test in class yesterday, and when I saw some sexy looking quadratics, my boner engaged. When I found the y-intercept of the equation, I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and the teacher got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on a classmate. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. He should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over him, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the teacher didn't agree with me. She KICKED ME OUT of the classroom, and I didn't even finish taking the test. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my cum after it already dried out and solidified on the carrpet. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean dried cum? You CLEAN cum after its FRESH out of your dick, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT quadratic on a test? Either make the equations less sexy, or LET ME jack off in your classroom, asshole.

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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: tholos]
    #28674063 - 02/24/24 11:54 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

But can you do a kickflip?


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28674067 - 02/24/24 11:59 AM (4 months, 1 day ago)

Most likely first try and I haven't really skated much in 15+ years. Can you?

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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Mystikal]
    #28674068 - 02/24/24 12:00 PM (4 months, 1 day ago)

I have not skated about the same amount so maybe? :lol:


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28674083 - 02/24/24 12:09 PM (4 months, 1 day ago)

I can flip off a kicker


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28674089 - 02/24/24 12:11 PM (4 months, 1 day ago)

Ok grandma time to get you back to bed.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #28674095 - 02/24/24 12:14 PM (4 months, 1 day ago)

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But can you do a kickflip?




Fuck yeah I can kick flip.


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Re: Thread Killers - Shroomerys Most Lethal [Re: Nichrome]
    #28674110 - 02/24/24 12:20 PM (4 months, 1 day ago)

I can varial flip consistently but not tre flip. Not for lack of trying. Have landed 360 shove it but just can't get the flip in there. Big spins are cool too. My ankles, knees and elbows hurt just thinking of skateboarding.

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