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Can we has a fart meme thread? 3
#28666886 - 02/19/24 01:13 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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They don't call it the butt trumpet for nothing.
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: huey.bluey] 1
#28667002 - 02/19/24 02:44 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: mandrax360]
#28667006 - 02/19/24 02:46 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: huey.bluey] 2
#28667059 - 02/19/24 03:42 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: pacmanbreed] 1
#28667067 - 02/19/24 03:50 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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Rukus
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Rukus] 1
#28667072 - 02/19/24 03:51 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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Asante
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Rukus] 1
#28667148 - 02/19/24 04:43 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Asante]
#28667153 - 02/19/24 04:46 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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thats my new ringtone, asante
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: huey.bluey]
#28667166 - 02/19/24 04:54 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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I love this song.
eng. trans:
I have a pot full of poop It's been almost a year since I stopped going to the bathroom. To put this pot on low heat And in the refrigerator I collect the shit with great stealth It has reached the limit and it is already ten kilos From left to right I am stirring From left to right And don't you see buddy how stinking it is Magical pot, stinking nectar It already seems to be cooking, bubbles of pasty brown feces come out Arrabano in the background the last sediment And the gases expand, the stench takes over the stairs From the attic to the concierge's house The flies dance, the feces bubble with a large salt shaker And the third graders return dinner Hot pot, strong smells Forty degrees, mid-August and shit boiling There are faintings, suicides, people running It sizzles, what a soft texture the cream has Dressing with mucus and some phlegm Shitty fondue, culinary madness with tarzanitos What an exquisite succulent delicacy. Voices that insult, knock on the door What is happening, I tell the goalkeeper and the president With remains of turds between the teeth "The property stinks in an unpleasant way." "To excrement and we believe that you are guilty" "Don't be a gossip," I repeat, goalkeeper, "don't be a gossip." I say as I adjust my mask. I have a pot, broken spring, stinking magic What a strange hobby, coprophagy.
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Asante]
#28667203 - 02/19/24 05:24 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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yet, I'd love to cook some poo, in time.
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In the 4th grade I was in the school band. Played cornet. There was this girl who sat next to me who played trumpet. One day we were playing a song that had the whole band not play anything for one whole beat. I happened to have a fart building up inside me. The part of the song where the whole band stops playing was approaching. I decided I had to get that fart out quickly cuz otherwise I will die. The single beat where no one plays arrives: I fart during that one beat of silence. It was a loud fart, impressive for a 4th grader. I ruin the whole song and the band starts laughing and stops the rest of the song. I blame the girl next to me. I ended up taking that girl out to prom in high school several years later.
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Cannabischarlie
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lifeiswhatyoumake said: In the 4th grade I was in the school band. Played cornet. There was this girl who sat next to me who played trumpet. One day we were playing a song that had the whole band not play anything for one whole beat. I happened to have a fart building up inside me. The part of the song where the whole band stops playing was approaching. I decided I had to get that fart out quickly cuz otherwise I will die. The single beat where no one plays arrives: I fart during that one beat of silence. It was a loud fart, impressive for a 4th grader. I ruin the whole song and the band starts laughing and stops the rest of the song. I blame the girl next to me. I ended up taking that girl out to prom in high school several years later.
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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 fart's breaks the ice
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Edited by pacmanbreed (02/19/24 06:29 PM)
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Patlal]
#28670217 - 02/21/24 06:54 PM (4 months, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
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Incredible
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we could all use a little more sunshine.
yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting. not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin. i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo. -tiny_rabid_birds
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Asante
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Rukus]
#28754093 - 04/28/24 04:39 PM (1 month, 28 days ago) |
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Rukus said:
its not a fart meme but.. i had a constipated week due to fentanyl.
today i had five shits, i shit you not!
the driving force was taking one ounce of sorbitol and a probiotics pill, resulting in tons of farting and 5 shits in a row.
I had help from Nescafe instant coffee to keep the trains going... oatmeal.. epsom salt.. dried prunes..
La Purga!
has anybody here ever shat 5 times in a day?
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