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Can we has a fart meme thread? * 3
    #28666886 - 02/19/24 01:13 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)




They don't call it the butt trumpet for nothing.


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:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Cannabischarlie]
    #28666982 - 02/19/24 02:20 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)


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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: huey.bluey] * 1
    #28667002 - 02/19/24 02:44 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

:goat:

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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: mandrax360]
    #28667006 - 02/19/24 02:46 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

:feelsgoatman:

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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: huey.bluey] * 2
    #28667059 - 02/19/24 03:42 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)


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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: pacmanbreed] * 1
    #28667067 - 02/19/24 03:50 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)


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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Rukus] * 1
    #28667072 - 02/19/24 03:51 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)


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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Rukus] * 1
    #28667148 - 02/19/24 04:43 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Asante]
    #28667153 - 02/19/24 04:46 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

thats my new ringtone, asante

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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: huey.bluey]
    #28667166 - 02/19/24 04:54 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

I love this song.





eng. trans:


I have a pot full of poop
It's been almost a year since I stopped going to the bathroom.
To put this pot on low heat
And in the refrigerator I collect the shit with great stealth
It has reached the limit and it is already ten kilos
From left to right I am stirring
From left to right
And don't you see buddy how stinking it is
Magical pot, stinking nectar
It already seems to be cooking, bubbles of pasty brown feces come out
Arrabano in the background the last sediment
And the gases expand, the stench takes over the stairs
From the attic to the concierge's house
The flies dance, the feces bubble with a large salt shaker
And the third graders return dinner
Hot pot, strong smells
Forty degrees, mid-August and shit boiling
There are faintings, suicides, people running
It sizzles, what a soft texture the cream has
Dressing with mucus and some phlegm
Shitty fondue, culinary madness with tarzanitos
What an exquisite succulent delicacy.
Voices that insult, knock on the door
What is happening, I tell the goalkeeper and the president
With remains of turds between the teeth
"The property stinks in an unpleasant way."
"To excrement and we believe that you are guilty"
"Don't be a gossip," I repeat, goalkeeper, "don't be a gossip."
I say as I adjust my mask.
I have a pot, broken spring, stinking magic
What a strange hobby, coprophagy.


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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Asante]
    #28667203 - 02/19/24 05:24 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

:hahawot:




yet, I'd love to cook some poo, in time.

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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Cannabischarlie] * 3
    #28667233 - 02/19/24 05:49 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

In the 4th grade I was in the school band.
Played cornet.
There was this girl who sat next to me who played trumpet.
One day we were playing a song that had the whole band not play anything for one whole beat.
I happened to have a fart building up inside me.
The part of the song where the whole band stops playing was approaching.
I decided I had to get that fart out quickly cuz otherwise I will die.
The single beat where no one plays arrives: I fart during that one beat of silence. 
It was a loud fart, impressive for a 4th grader.
I ruin the whole song and the band starts laughing and stops the rest of the song.
I blame the girl next to me.
I ended up taking that girl out to prom in high school several years later.

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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #28667235 - 02/19/24 05:50 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

lifeiswhatyoumake said:
In the 4th grade I was in the school band.
Played cornet.
There was this girl who sat next to me who played trumpet.
One day we were playing a song that had the whole band not play anything for one whole beat.
I happened to have a fart building up inside me.
The part of the song where the whole band stops playing was approaching.
I decided I had to get that fart out quickly cuz otherwise I will die.
The single beat where no one plays arrives: I fart during that one beat of silence. 
It was a loud fart, impressive for a 4th grader.
I ruin the whole song and the band starts laughing and stops the rest of the song.
I blame the girl next to me.
I ended up taking that girl out to prom in high school several years later.



:ilold:


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
-tiny_rabid_birds

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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Cannabischarlie] * 2
    #28667263 - 02/19/24 06:14 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

:hahthatsrich:
fart's breaks the ice

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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #28667270 - 02/19/24 06:23 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)

:rockon:

Edited by pacmanbreed (02/19/24 06:29 PM)

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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Cannabischarlie] * 2
    #28667273 - 02/19/24 06:25 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)



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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #28667315 - 02/19/24 07:01 PM (4 months, 4 days ago)


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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Patlal]
    #28670217 - 02/21/24 06:54 PM (4 months, 2 days ago)

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Incredible :eek:


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  we could all use a little more sunshine.

:shrug: yeah, she's funny and somewhat interesting.  not a beauty queen, but not bad lookin.  i'd feel quite honored to fuck janine garofalo.
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Re: Can we has a fart meme thread? [Re: Rukus]
    #28754093 - 04/28/24 04:39 PM (1 month, 28 days ago)

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Rukus said:






its not a fart meme but.. i had a constipated week due to fentanyl.

today i had five shits, i shit you not!

the driving force was taking one ounce of sorbitol and a probiotics pill, resulting in tons of farting and 5 shits in a row.

I had help from Nescafe instant coffee to keep the trains going... oatmeal.. epsom salt.. dried prunes..





La Purga!








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