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spirit_shadow
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: trees]
#28665311 - 02/18/24 10:30 AM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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blackhawk
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Do circumcised dudes need lotion/lube to masturbate?
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: blackhawk] 1
#28665432 - 02/18/24 12:15 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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blackhawk said: Do circumcised dudes need lotion/lube to masturbate?
No. Why would we?
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Mystikal
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Yea how does that even work without lube. Seems awkward. I have tried to jerk a circumcised dink and its weird. You have to like barely grip it. Sometimes women try to jerk me like that. Sorry you guys got cut.
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blackhawk said: Do circumcised dudes need lotion/lube to masturbate?
No. Why would we?
I wouldn’t say it is needed, but I highly prefer to use lubrication of some kind during a wank. Dry skin on dry skin creates a friction that is less than ideal and I will not deny that uncircumcised guys probably have an advantage of using their foreskin or something during masturbation to reduce overall friction.
Still it’s a small price to pay to buy a thing of lube for those bed moments, or just keep it in the shower where things are easily made wet and slippery.
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TBF, most genitalia looks kinda weird. A nice dick is a nice dick is a nice dick.
Love a Tardigrade.

These little buggers survived the PC.
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: deucedbi9] 1
#28665653 - 02/18/24 02:24 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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They are fucking awesome little things
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Heh, I give my parents shit about mutilating my penis without my consent whenever the opportunity arises. Like seriously, wtf? I mean, I don't remember it, but I do remember watching my nephew get one when he was born (I was 16) and it was downright horrifying. What a shitty way to welcome a kid into the world. Looked painful as fuck.
My kiddo's member is fully intact and it's zero problem. There were a handful of times it got a little "itchy" for him, but we just kept coaching him about cleaning it each day and he hasn't had a problem in years (and the problems were very minor to begin with, at most requiring a little antibiotic ointment and felt better within hours).
Making a cultural custom of slicing off a part of our wankers is fucking insane.
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: geokills]
#28666127 - 02/18/24 09:19 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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It adds character
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Circumcision was done for a reason. Because it's cleaner. I've never had to deal with "smegma".
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: Rukus]
#28666164 - 02/18/24 09:54 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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Deuteronomy 10:16 ESV / 151 helpful votes Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and be no longer stubborn.
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: Rukus]
#28666168 - 02/18/24 09:57 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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What do you eat your wings with, then, when you run out of blue cheese?
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: blackhawk]
#28666179 - 02/18/24 10:14 PM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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I've sampled smegma out of curiosity. Doesn't taste too bad.
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pirate-blues said: A nice dick is a nice dick is a nice dick.
I guess, as a gay girl, I’ll just have to take your word for it.
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: SARAtonin]
#28666271 - 02/19/24 01:43 AM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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i like my dick being circumsized but watching someone being circumsized is horrifying it looks like a potato being skinned and i can't imagine someone enjoying it
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deucedbi9
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spirit_shadow said: It adds character 
Um. Geezer, I'm no mathematician, but I don't think you add by subtracting. 
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pirate-blues said: A nice dick is a nice dick is a nice dick.
I guess, as a gay girl, I’ll just have to take your word for it.

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Because they look like chestbursters from Alien.

Not surprised you 'turned dyke' no offence if that's what you saw last time you looked down a guy's trousers! 
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Rukus said: Circumcision was done for a reason. Because it's cleaner. I've never had to deal with "smegma".
More likely 'upselling'. The "reason" is there's an easy couple hundred $$$ in it for US 'capitalised' health care system, and Canada? Is so close to the US, it's picked up some of its nasty habits.
There's a reason why the rest of the developed world, with their 'socialised' health care, don't carry out unnecessary surgical procedures, they are paid for out of general taxation. The inevitable compensation when the surgery goes wrong and the child is left with a deformed cock, which in one case the Dr's advice was to amputate the cock entirely, and raise the boy as a girl!
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: Rukus] 1
#28666315 - 02/19/24 04:26 AM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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Rukus said: Circumcision was done for a reason. Because it's cleaner. I've never had to deal with "smegma".
And yet nobody seems to think that washing less frequently is a good enough reason to cut off one of the best feeling parts of their dick as an adult. Just by showering you also never ever have to deal with it.
In the Bible it was supposed to be a sacrifice. Originally God told Abraham to kill his son Isaac and he was ready to do it, but God let him off easy by letting him only cut off part of his son's dick instead of murdering him as a human sacrifice.
The real religious purpose is to try to make masturbation not feel as good. Some psycho religious parents will do it as a punishment for masturbation
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: psi] 1
#28666323 - 02/19/24 04:54 AM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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psi said: Some psycho religious parents will do it as a punishment for masturbation
Just imagine the horror when they go for a scan...ohh it's a boy ...wait...what's he doing...he's...playing with himself. Well that's coming off straight away, the godless little bugger!
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: deucedbi9] 1
#28666325 - 02/19/24 04:59 AM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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Well I am victim of sexual assault now, I'll put it on my resume.
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Re: Are you circumcised? [Re: deucedbi9] 1
#28666415 - 02/19/24 07:23 AM (4 months, 4 days ago) |
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psi said: Some psycho religious parents will do it as a punishment for masturbation
Just imagine the horror when they go for a scan...ohh it's a boy ...wait...what's he doing...he's...playing with himself. Well that's coming off straight away, the godless little bugger!
Historically accurate
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