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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: twighead]
    #28636293 - 01/26/24 10:37 PM (3 months, 19 days ago)

Long long ago was long long ago....


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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: twighead] * 2
    #28636988 - 01/27/24 02:30 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Remember that time we watched some dude piss into a glass and drink it on webcam? Not LONG LONG ago but it has still been a minute since then.

Edit: For others, we did not watch willingly, it just sort of happened.

Edited by Samuel L Jackson (01/27/24 02:31 PM)

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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: Samuel L Jackson] * 1
    #28637101 - 01/27/24 04:07 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

You're gonna resurrect Misty talking like that. 3... 2... 1...


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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: Samuel L Jackson] * 1
    #28637288 - 01/27/24 06:38 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Quote:

Samuel L Jackson said:
Remember that time we watched some dude piss into a glass and drink it on webcam? Not LONG LONG ago but it has still been a minute since then.

Edit: For others, we did not watch willingly, it just sort of happened.



Hell yeah, that and many other legendary witnessings


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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: twighead] * 1
    #28637289 - 01/27/24 06:39 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

yo mama's so fat she took a jar of fat and realized it was her leg in it.

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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: twighead]
    #28637381 - 01/27/24 07:55 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

Once upon a time long, long ago. On a connecting flight from Los Angeles.

There was this guy and his friend, and they could swear that sitting in front of them was Mike Tyson.
Boxing legend.
So they laughed, poked and prodded. They even got a photo taken with him.
But that wasn’t enough.
Melvin continued to harass Mike Tyson. Telling him he was old as shit. That he was way past his prime and shouldn’t be doing anything involving fighting anymore.
Now, Mike Tyson was trying his best to just ignore him.
But everyone on the plane was getting pretty annoyed by this point.
He said that he could win in a fight against him. He could take him out in one punch. That he would even let him have the first punch if he wanted.
Then he begged him to punch him.
Asking Mike Tyson to punch him multiple times on an airplane.
Mike finally responded.
“Do you really want me to do it?”
Everyone on the airplane agreed that he should.

Then Mike Tyson obliged. He punched him lots of times.
Now that Melvin had finally shut up.
Everyone else on the airplane applauded.
The plane landed like it was supposed to.

Afterword Melvin asked Mike Tyson for $400,000, and he told him to go fuck himself.
:lol:

Edited by GenesisCorrupted (01/27/24 08:02 PM)

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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
    #28637387 - 01/27/24 08:00 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

The Space Shuttle Challenger disaster was the first fatal accident to an American spacecraft in flight. On January 28, 1986, the Space Shuttle Challenger broke apart 73 seconds into the flight of STS-51-L, the 25th mission of NASA's Space Shuttle program. All seven crew members aboard were killed. The spacecraft disintegrated 46,000 feet (14 km) above the Atlantic Ocean, off the coast of Cape Canaveral, Florida, at 11:39 am EST.

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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: Mystikal]
    #28637389 - 01/27/24 08:03 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

I remember that day.


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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #28647845 - 02/05/24 04:20 PM (3 months, 9 days ago)

I miss this thread, let's get some more tales!


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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: twighead]
    #28647858 - 02/05/24 04:33 PM (3 months, 9 days ago)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812

US Canada war 200 years ago.

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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: twighead]
    #28652224 - 02/08/24 08:33 PM (3 months, 6 days ago)

Long long long ago. When the Earth still had that new car smell.

There was a god walking through the forest. Lost in thought. When he was met with an impassable river in front of him.

He wanted to continue his walk. But there was no bridge for miles in either direction.

Directly across from him was a ferryman. With a boat.

He shouted out to this man to come over and take him to the other side.

The man on the other shore winked his one eye.

Then said.
“ why would I bother going over to that side of the river.
Your mom’s already on this one…”

Needless to say, this took the God aback.

“ what did you just say?”

The ferrymen continues to laugh, saying.
“Perhaps you could try and row over here yourself. If you weren’t such a little bitch…”

I dare you to say that after I’ve come over to that side of the shore.

“But you’re not on this side of the shore. Are you?
Probably because you’re a little bitch.”
He continues to laugh.

Now the god was pissed.
He began to yell obscenities at this ferryman.
Who only seemed to enjoy every moment of it more than the last.

Until finally.
Thor realize he would never be able to cross the river because the man refused to help him.
Perhaps that is what he needed to contemplate today. He turned around, feeling utterly humbled. Then walked away. Some say he was so pissed. He decided to go see some ice giants about it.

His dad Odin, laughed his ass off, and never revealed that it was him.

Edited by GenesisCorrupted (02/08/24 08:39 PM)

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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28652325 - 02/08/24 10:55 PM (3 months, 6 days ago)

Nice job on the internet there


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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: twighead] * 2
    #28652360 - 02/08/24 11:53 PM (3 months, 6 days ago)

Ancient meso-america (think mexico), one standard way to resolve disputes:

You both brought your family, and you two started fighting. When one of you was too tired to continue (or too injured), another family member tagged in. This continued, family member after family member, until one side gave in.

This kept disputes from escalating because family members were like "fuck that, you're not fucking fighting him because I'm not fucking fighting him, fuck you, go apologize."

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