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Larabar
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Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas 3
#28642334 - 01/31/24 07:38 PM (3 months, 15 days ago) |
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Hola. So I am currently hitchhiking around the U.S. with my husband and pup (55 lb. tuxedo Staffy Pit). Sometimes, when we are assed out with no money or work, we will fly signs. I'm trying to think of some clever, funny, or heartfelt sayings to write on them, and figured I'd ask y'all for ideas.
Right now, if it's just my gentleman and my dog, they fly, "It was her or the dog, so here we are."
Me, I'll fly classics like, "Smile, you're beautiful," and try to get people to smile, or just a boring sign saying where we are going and such.
I'm trying to change up what I put on my sign though, as I'm bored with what I've been doing, and it's much more fun when the signs are funny, or thought provoking.
So yeah, what do y'all think I should put on these signs?
Thanks in advance my amigos!
 
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: Larabar]
#28642337 - 01/31/24 07:48 PM (3 months, 15 days ago) |
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: Larabar] 2
#28642520 - 02/01/24 12:34 AM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Write a joke, and then tell them they have to pay to get the punchline.
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: Larabar] 1
#28642542 - 02/01/24 01:22 AM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Damn! Welcome back! 
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: CapSlinger] 2
#28642614 - 02/01/24 04:18 AM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: Asante] 3
#28642769 - 02/01/24 09:46 AM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: Larabar]
#28642867 - 02/01/24 12:02 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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(Fabian socialists justify euthanasia, at the point when some recipient of social benefits takes more from the system than he contributes, yet are jealous of all their neighbors. Philosophical or political discussion are redundant; it's cover for their criminal energies. No one should get in the car with most of these respondents, in the first place.)
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: durian_2008] 4
#28642875 - 02/01/24 12:17 PM (3 months, 14 days ago) |
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: Larabar] 3
#28645492 - 02/03/24 05:41 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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This was always my favorite sign to fly. It was either this or just a sign that says "beer."
I had fun with this one in Iowa

Managed to get beer and a bus ticket to kcmo out of des Moines with that one.
San marcos tx (RIP ryan):

Savannah Georgia (RIP freddy)

Also when hitchhiking I've flown the "won't kill you sign." From Joe dirt and have gotten some rides with that one just cause of the reference 
Stay safe out there lara!
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Those are awesome! Sorry about your friends.
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: Mystikal] 1
#28645502 - 02/03/24 05:46 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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The savanna georgia one was a hoot, Freddy and I got drunk on vodka gummy bears and started doing the carmella girls dance on the benches for the planters using some homebums speaker to blast the most obnoxious happy hard-core techno and yelling at people to "stay kawaii!"
We got so much booze kicked down that night
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: Larabar] 2
#28645571 - 02/03/24 06:58 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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"ask me about my sign"
"Ask me how I got this cardboard (and/or marker)"
"Make you laugh for a dollar" (better have jokes to back that one up)
"Wait until you see my other sign"
Also you can sell advertising space on your sign. Well I don't actually know if that's true but it should be.
Edited by Winston Smith (02/03/24 07:04 PM)
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I don't see why not but I also don't see a lot of companies wanting their product associated with hitchhiking
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: Mwj12977] 2
#28645692 - 02/03/24 08:30 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: Mystikal] 1
#28645704 - 02/03/24 08:42 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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As “relationship advice…” was noted before I see how “life advice for donation” be a bit of chuckle.
A cardboard sign with what looks one munching of a corner of it stating “can you eat cardboard?”
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Re: Cardboard Bum Sign Ideas [Re: WhoManBeing] 2
#28645776 - 02/03/24 09:47 PM (3 months, 12 days ago) |
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I did one once that said "the pigeons taste awful" down on st mark's in NYC
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