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The official Florida man thread * 1
    #28638868 - 01/28/24 11:59 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)

There is a legend in the USA.
About a man.
From Florida.
This man has done the most inexplicable shit you’ve ever seen or heard. He did all of it on drugs.
He managed to do all of it on camera.
He’s super proud to tell you about it.
This is a collection of the various stories of the various Florida man.
Because there have been many incarnations of the Florida man. But the spirit that dwells within them in those few moments.
Is always the same.

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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28638869 - 01/28/24 11:59 PM (3 months, 18 days ago)


Edited by GenesisCorrupted (01/29/24 12:08 AM)

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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28638870 - 01/29/24 12:03 AM (3 months, 18 days ago)




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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28638871 - 01/29/24 12:07 AM (3 months, 18 days ago)




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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
    #28638906 - 01/29/24 01:51 AM (3 months, 18 days ago)












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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 2
    #28638963 - 01/29/24 04:38 AM (3 months, 18 days ago)

You only have half the story about the armless stabber!


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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: birdeatingspider] * 1
    #28639040 - 01/29/24 07:45 AM (3 months, 18 days ago)


No seriously, he was up to it a second time here.

Actually met him as a street artist in Miami, and he was dang good with them feets.


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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: birdeatingspider] * 1
    #28639164 - 01/29/24 09:56 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)

I have a strong love / hate relationship with FL.

Got covid the last time I was there....

But Florida man / woman...unreal deep dive into humanity.


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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: micronaut]
    #28639294 - 01/29/24 12:04 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

When I grow up, I wanna be like Florida man :awesomenod:


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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28639876 - 01/29/24 07:38 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

The one where the guy steals rare coins is my favorite one :lol:


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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
    #28639886 - 01/29/24 07:48 PM (3 months, 17 days ago)

Maybe he was just trying to offer the cop a delicious taco?


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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28640937 - 01/30/24 05:50 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)






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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28641172 - 01/30/24 09:40 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)



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    #28641176 - 01/30/24 09:41 PM (3 months, 16 days ago)





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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
    #28642326 - 01/31/24 07:31 PM (3 months, 15 days ago)

Poor guy.

I wonder how one can be 'sinfully' naked:wellthatsweird: :hmm:


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Re: The official Florida man thread [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28648803 - 02/06/24 10:36 AM (3 months, 9 days ago)

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Bird shat on mans head with accuracy and grace,
Gave a florida man bird for brains.
He climbed high and shate on cars from a birds eye view, until the big rig came.
Squinting,but donuts are all the trucker could see,
Now the man is gone with only a brown, streaked trace,
A new lane to commemorate the legend, the lore, and legacy.

A whole nother twist on a man thinking he can fly.


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