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Anonymous #1

Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? * 1
    #28560100 - 11/28/23 08:53 PM (1 month, 28 days ago)

The reason I am posting this anonymously is because I don't want any credit for the study.



The smell of a fart is a tiny piece of shit landing on an olfactory receptor (sensor).


We all know (or should) that shit contains nutrients.


How much of and what nutrients does one consume by smelling a fart?


Could one possibly pursue a government grant to study such information and related ideas?


Post your thesis.


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Anonymous #2

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28560304 - 11/29/23 04:45 AM (1 month, 28 days ago)

There's actually research that has been done on this stinky subject. So far, it has been found that farts contain hydrogen sulfide and this gas is actually biologically beneficial when inhaled. :buttfloss:💨👃

https://www.healthline.com/health/digestive-health/smelling-farts-is-healthy

Farts do not contain calories as they are not made of tiny pieces of solid matter but rather a mixture of different organic gases made in the body. The more you know :sadyes:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28560603 - 11/29/23 10:56 AM (1 month, 28 days ago)

Mmmmm. Apparently (and perhaps somewhat obviously) gas is the major component of a fart, however the possibility of particles (solids) being carried by such gas has not been completely ruled out, nor is there any suggestive evidence within the article that you provided that would lead a reasonable person to assume solids do not exist within a fart.


In fact, if you are familiar with the term "shart", and have any experience with one, you already know that solids, liquids, and semi-solids will all call a fart "home" from time to time. This is in addition to the regular dominant component being of a gaseous nature.

This post is of a scientific nature so any and all statements may, and likely will, be considered with a critical viewpoint.

Thank you for your contribution.

I am still curious.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #28560660 - 11/29/23 12:02 PM (1 month, 28 days ago)

Shart is just a fancy name for shitting your pants. Farts aren't toilet plumes, normal human guts don't aerosolize fecal matter.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #28560897 - 11/29/23 02:45 PM (1 month, 28 days ago)

Hey, I'd rather inhale farts than cigarette smoke!
Ah yeah, if all people who smoke cigarettes were just farting instead... :rolleyes:


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Anonymous #5

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
    #28632652 - 01/23/24 09:23 PM (3 days, 21 hours ago)

Tonight my farts smell like chinese rice.  I wonder if someone would be fooled if they smelled it.  One time my fart smelled so similarly to eggs that someone thought I was cooking breakfast


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Anonymous #4

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #28632774 - 01/24/24 02:41 AM (3 days, 16 hours ago)

You're a fart master! Be proud!


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Anonymous #1

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
    #28633061 - 01/24/24 09:07 AM (3 days, 9 hours ago)

"PROOOOOOOOT,FFFFFFST!"

"Honey, is that your home made pot roast I smell cooking?"


"No, I farted again, next time I'm going to try to do a cheesecake."


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Anonymous #2

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28633380 - 01/24/24 02:02 PM (3 days, 4 hours ago)



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Anonymous #5

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28634071 - 01/25/24 06:54 AM (2 days, 11 hours ago)

U ever smell a particular fart that isnt yours which has a unique smell, like on a long bus ride, and then from there on, subsequent farts of yours smell the same?  Then, you get blamed for the previous farts because of the similar odor?  I wonder if this is because of like a gasous poo transplant going on, or does it change the way farts smell, maybe by poo particles in your nostrils, or just coincidently a similar diet.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #5] * 1
    #28634131 - 01/25/24 08:07 AM (2 days, 10 hours ago)

Fart experts in the house.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #28634773 - 01/25/24 05:55 PM (2 days, 50 minutes ago)

I don't know how or why, but it seems like this conversation is getting shitty.



Maybe when you smell the fart you consume enough of it that you re-fart that same fart later and that's why your girl thinks that was you farting the whole time.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28635253 - 01/26/24 05:40 AM (1 day, 13 hours ago)

Have you ever heard of phantosmia?  They hallucinate smells.  Just making fart jokes can make their noses have a bad trip.  Just be glad you dont have phantosmia.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #28635266 - 01/26/24 06:06 AM (1 day, 12 hours ago)

It could be that maybe there isnt nutrition but information and evolution and our modern advanced communication equipment has replaced our body's natural transmitters of information and we dont know how to process the signal.  For all we know, the underappreciated squeeker in the elevator could be alerting that snow is coming, modulated in our farts.  You can try to silence these messages butt the results would be deadly.


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