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Offlinegopher
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I'm officially fat
    #28634846 - 01/25/24 06:42 PM (2 days, 11 hours ago)

I think I've developed intertrigo in my groin area, it's always damp and smelly for like a month now

I think I'm going to have to do a sugar cleanse, eat 0 sugar for a couple months, just like steak and broccoli, I don't know how I'm going to afford that, I've been living off $3.5 pizzas and bologna sandwiches

For now my friend has some antibiotic cream left over from when she had some rash, I'm going to ask her if I can have it and try using that

I also have some oregano oil at home I'll try drinkng some every day, it supposedly kills yeast

I'm kinda embarrassed if some girl came on to me if have to pass because I smell gross, like right in the folds of the groin


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My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: gopher]
    #28634885 - 01/25/24 07:12 PM (2 days, 11 hours ago)

I had to google that. Lots of pics of rashy tits if your into that. Hopefully it gets better for you. I'm fat too.


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Offlinegopher
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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Mystikal]
    #28634908 - 01/25/24 07:35 PM (2 days, 10 hours ago)

I tried wiping it down with 99% alcohol the other day, thinking that will kill some of the bacteria, I've heard of people using isopropyl when they don't have deodorant left, but it just burned like hell because of the soreness


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: gopher]
    #28634915 - 01/25/24 07:47 PM (2 days, 10 hours ago)

Maybe hydrocortisone cream?

Never heard of intertrigo, and I’m kind of scared to look it up.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Pluviophile] * 1
    #28634916 - 01/25/24 07:48 PM (2 days, 10 hours ago)

Maybe gold bond powder?


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OfflineManianFHS
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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Pluviophile] * 1
    #28634918 - 01/25/24 07:51 PM (2 days, 10 hours ago)

Have never even heard of that before. You can’t smell right after a shower right?

Man talk about motivation to lose weight


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Offlinegopher
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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Pluviophile]
    #28634920 - 01/25/24 07:51 PM (2 days, 10 hours ago)

I think it's mostly yeast or bacteria causing it, but yeah I should also use something like gold bond or just baby powder

I've been reading more about oregano oil, I have a full bottle at home


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Offlinegopher
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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: ManianFH]
    #28634921 - 01/25/24 07:52 PM (2 days, 10 hours ago)

Quote:

ManianFH said:
Have never even heard of that before. You can’t smell right after a shower right?

Man talk about motivation to lose weight



Even after a shower a little bit, even if I scrub with a soapy luffa, it's crazy


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

:kratom:


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: gopher]
    #28634924 - 01/25/24 07:53 PM (2 days, 10 hours ago)

Get antifungal cream from the dollar store


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: loladoreen] * 1
    #28634948 - 01/25/24 08:20 PM (2 days, 10 hours ago)

Yah or maybe just go see a doc to get the right shit. You don’t wanna set recovery back.

Who knows, it can potentially be caused by all kinds of weird things


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: ManianFH] * 3
    #28634990 - 01/25/24 08:47 PM (2 days, 9 hours ago)

Gopher you need free air. Freeball it as much as possible. Just lounge around naked


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: gopher]
    #28635074 - 01/25/24 10:24 PM (2 days, 8 hours ago)

I am also fat.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: ManianFH] * 2
    #28635155 - 01/26/24 01:27 AM (2 days, 4 hours ago)

Quote:

ManianFH said:
Yah or maybe just go see a doc to get the right shit. You don’t wanna set recovery back.




That, and lose some weight. Which coincidentally will also help prevent a whole slew of nasty ailments that await in later life.

I know it's fucking hard to change behavioral patterns and calorie intake is in the end an addiction like any other - and a nasty one at that. But it's the one thing that will *really* help.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: koraks] * 1
    #28635754 - 01/26/24 03:37 PM (1 day, 14 hours ago)

It's good that you are cutting out sugars.

You don't have to eat steak everyday.  For optimum health, eat beans and lentils.  Cheap and healthful source of proteins.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Joh.Ke]
    #28635915 - 01/26/24 05:15 PM (1 day, 13 hours ago)

Vicks after it is deep cleaned.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: durian_2008]
    #28635923 - 01/26/24 05:20 PM (1 day, 13 hours ago)

Menthol might burn on that rash not to mention on the groin.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: gopher]
    #28635977 - 01/26/24 06:06 PM (1 day, 12 hours ago)

You should go talk to a doctor about this.  You might have a fungal infection.
Eating frozen pizzas all the time is not good for your health.
You need to cook fresh food.
Try eating chicken, not steak.  Broccoli and other veggies are good.  I eat a big bowl of mixed veggies every day.  I buy them frozen and boil them in a pot with a small amount of water for 4 minutes, making sure to stir them once after 2 minutes.
Make sure you get enough exercise.  Go for long walks or jogs/runs.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #28635987 - 01/26/24 06:12 PM (1 day, 12 hours ago)

Quote:

JonBongGroovy said:
Menthol might burn on that rash not to mention on the groin.




This is not intended as a cruel joke. Yes, it does.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: durian_2008]
    #28636010 - 01/26/24 06:28 PM (1 day, 11 hours ago)

Quote:

durian_2008 said:
Quote:

JonBongGroovy said:
Menthol might burn on that rash not to mention on the groin.




This is not intended as a cruel joke. Yes, it does.



🤙


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Offlinegopher
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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
    #28636041 - 01/26/24 06:57 PM (1 day, 11 hours ago)

Actually update, yesterday after my shower I applied a prescription antibiotic cream and it seemed to have helped significantly, but I didn't ask my friend for it and I went home, so now I only used it one day and probably bred super oder bacteria that have resistance now lmao


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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