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Onlinegopher
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I'm officially fat
    #28634846 - 01/25/24 06:42 PM (2 days, 57 minutes ago)

I think I've developed intertrigo in my groin area, it's always damp and smelly for like a month now

I think I'm going to have to do a sugar cleanse, eat 0 sugar for a couple months, just like steak and broccoli, I don't know how I'm going to afford that, I've been living off $3.5 pizzas and bologna sandwiches

For now my friend has some antibiotic cream left over from when she had some rash, I'm going to ask her if I can have it and try using that

I also have some oregano oil at home I'll try drinkng some every day, it supposedly kills yeast

I'm kinda embarrassed if some girl came on to me if have to pass because I smell gross, like right in the folds of the groin


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My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: gopher]
    #28634885 - 01/25/24 07:12 PM (2 days, 27 minutes ago)

I had to google that. Lots of pics of rashy tits if your into that. Hopefully it gets better for you. I'm fat too.


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Onlinegopher
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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Mystikal]
    #28634908 - 01/25/24 07:35 PM (2 days, 3 minutes ago)

I tried wiping it down with 99% alcohol the other day, thinking that will kill some of the bacteria, I've heard of people using isopropyl when they don't have deodorant left, but it just burned like hell because of the soreness


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: gopher]
    #28634915 - 01/25/24 07:47 PM (1 day, 23 hours ago)

Maybe hydrocortisone cream?

Never heard of intertrigo, and I’m kind of scared to look it up.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Pluviophile] * 1
    #28634916 - 01/25/24 07:48 PM (1 day, 23 hours ago)

Maybe gold bond powder?


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Pluviophile] * 1
    #28634918 - 01/25/24 07:51 PM (1 day, 23 hours ago)

Have never even heard of that before. You can’t smell right after a shower right?

Man talk about motivation to lose weight


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Onlinegopher
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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Pluviophile]
    #28634920 - 01/25/24 07:51 PM (1 day, 23 hours ago)

I think it's mostly yeast or bacteria causing it, but yeah I should also use something like gold bond or just baby powder

I've been reading more about oregano oil, I have a full bottle at home


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Onlinegopher
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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: ManianFH]
    #28634921 - 01/25/24 07:52 PM (1 day, 23 hours ago)

Quote:

ManianFH said:
Have never even heard of that before. You can’t smell right after a shower right?

Man talk about motivation to lose weight



Even after a shower a little bit, even if I scrub with a soapy luffa, it's crazy


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: gopher]
    #28634924 - 01/25/24 07:53 PM (1 day, 23 hours ago)

Get antifungal cream from the dollar store


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: loladoreen] * 1
    #28634948 - 01/25/24 08:20 PM (1 day, 23 hours ago)

Yah or maybe just go see a doc to get the right shit. You don’t wanna set recovery back.

Who knows, it can potentially be caused by all kinds of weird things


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ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: ManianFH] * 3
    #28634990 - 01/25/24 08:47 PM (1 day, 22 hours ago)

Gopher you need free air. Freeball it as much as possible. Just lounge around naked


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: gopher]
    #28635074 - 01/25/24 10:24 PM (1 day, 21 hours ago)

I am also fat.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: ManianFH] * 2
    #28635155 - 01/26/24 01:27 AM (1 day, 18 hours ago)

Quote:

ManianFH said:
Yah or maybe just go see a doc to get the right shit. You don’t wanna set recovery back.




That, and lose some weight. Which coincidentally will also help prevent a whole slew of nasty ailments that await in later life.

I know it's fucking hard to change behavioral patterns and calorie intake is in the end an addiction like any other - and a nasty one at that. But it's the one thing that will *really* help.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: koraks] * 1
    #28635754 - 01/26/24 03:37 PM (1 day, 4 hours ago)

It's good that you are cutting out sugars.

You don't have to eat steak everyday.  For optimum health, eat beans and lentils.  Cheap and healthful source of proteins.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Joh.Ke]
    #28635915 - 01/26/24 05:15 PM (1 day, 2 hours ago)

Vicks after it is deep cleaned.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: durian_2008]
    #28635923 - 01/26/24 05:20 PM (1 day, 2 hours ago)

Menthol might burn on that rash not to mention on the groin.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: gopher]
    #28635977 - 01/26/24 06:06 PM (1 day, 1 hour ago)

You should go talk to a doctor about this.  You might have a fungal infection.
Eating frozen pizzas all the time is not good for your health.
You need to cook fresh food.
Try eating chicken, not steak.  Broccoli and other veggies are good.  I eat a big bowl of mixed veggies every day.  I buy them frozen and boil them in a pot with a small amount of water for 4 minutes, making sure to stir them once after 2 minutes.
Make sure you get enough exercise.  Go for long walks or jogs/runs.


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Edited by lifeiswhatyoumake (01/26/24 06:07 PM)


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #28635987 - 01/26/24 06:12 PM (1 day, 1 hour ago)

Quote:

JonBongGroovy said:
Menthol might burn on that rash not to mention on the groin.




This is not intended as a cruel joke. Yes, it does.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: durian_2008]
    #28636010 - 01/26/24 06:28 PM (1 day, 1 hour ago)

Quote:

durian_2008 said:
Quote:

JonBongGroovy said:
Menthol might burn on that rash not to mention on the groin.




This is not intended as a cruel joke. Yes, it does.



🤙


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Onlinegopher
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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
    #28636041 - 01/26/24 06:57 PM (1 day, 41 minutes ago)

Actually update, yesterday after my shower I applied a prescription antibiotic cream and it seemed to have helped significantly, but I didn't ask my friend for it and I went home, so now I only used it one day and probably bred super oder bacteria that have resistance now lmao


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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

:kratom:


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Mystikal]
    #28636049 - 01/26/24 07:01 PM (1 day, 37 minutes ago)

Quote:

Mystikal said:
I had to google that. Lots of pics of rashy tits if your into that. Hopefully it gets better for you. I'm fat too.




Diaper rash


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: ManianFH] * 1
    #28636812 - 01/27/24 11:33 AM (8 hours, 5 minutes ago)

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Have never even heard of that before. You can’t smell right after a shower right?

Man talk about motivation to lose weight




For real!  Dude, looking that up was one of the more gnarly visual things I've ever seen.  Also looks like it has the potential to get PAINFUL AS FUCK.  Get a hold on that right now gopher.  Ditch the frozen pizzas, clean up that diet and get your ass off of the chair and moving around as much as you can possibly stand.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: geokills] * 1
    #28636885 - 01/27/24 12:27 PM (7 hours, 12 minutes ago)

Maybe I can help...

Dealt with similar dealings. Here are some of the mitigating materials I have found to actually work.

1. "Fungicure" soap. For walmart...10 bucks.


2. Apple cider vinigar mixed in conjuction with the above remedy for improved results.

3. Piss... YES PISS. There are many antimicrobial properties to urine. You dont want to over saturate and leave it on your junk without washing that away because it obviously can cause its own irritating effects if just applied with no further cleaning or treatments. Piss might be where you start and washup with the above.

Hope that helps.

Yeast and sugar related foods will without dought effect your skin and skin biome. Abstinence or reduction will likely not lead to negative effects on your ailment for sure...

Many remedies out there. If you wash your boys with that soap daily it seems to be a decent preventive measure. Piss and ACV will further enhance its effectiveness


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Onlinegopher
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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: Grungeman17]
    #28637128 - 01/27/24 04:35 PM (3 hours, 3 minutes ago)

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For most of the normies out there, an operating system is just a bootloader for Google Chrome.

Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: gopher]
    #28637176 - 01/27/24 05:04 PM (2 hours, 34 minutes ago)

Instead of alcohol, use an antibacterial soap like Dial for washing it. If you're thinking yeast, don't forget there's different medication types in the ladies department if you want a different type to try. The jock itch variety also comes in a dry spray and could kill 2 birds with one stone. Some bacterial rashes need a low dose antibiotic that you take for a month to fully clear it. Sometimes combined with steroids. Hope you feel better soon, rashes are the worst.


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Re: I'm officially fat [Re: RainbowKittyAttack]
    #28637218 - 01/27/24 05:42 PM (1 hour, 57 minutes ago)

Hope u feel better gophie I know wieght stuff can be hard for folks. Hopefully you get the rash sorted but you really gotta take a look at this.:sadyes:


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