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OfflineCHeifM4sterDiezL
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Re: How do young guys living in states or countries where all guns are either banned or severely regulated defend themselves? [Re: christopera]
    #28636089 - 01/26/24 07:34 PM (1 day, 1 hour ago)

Carry an insanly sharp fishing knife and tire thumper :sadyes:


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Re: How do young guys living in states or countries where all guns are either banned or severely regulated defend themselves? [Re: mycosis]
    #28636481 - 01/27/24 06:53 AM (14 hours, 11 minutes ago)

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mycosis said:
I've got several guns and I actually took three shots last year with halfass intent to kill.
Two with a rifle and one with a pistol.

I thought the local ground hog community was trying to invade my house and I took two shots fucking around with my rifle. The first or second one I can't remember but I got a phone call from a neighbor asking what was up.

Third shot I got home from work and the bastard was scurrying out from under my porch so I took one shot aiming pretty low with my truck gun pistol. Didn't want to zing one through the neighborhood and missed his fat ass.

When I first moved in here the old neighbor lady said, "Now don't go killing my ground hogs" lol
I think she feeds them or something but since then we've come to an agreement that I get to kill them on sight.

Over the last few months of summer I methodically destroyed their closest underground tunnel system to my house. They're remarkably resilient in rebuilding but I started packing the entrances pretty tight with ashes from a burn pile and they really, really don't like that so they've moved further into the woods.

I know where they are and eventually I'll get one and feel kinda sad for a split second and then go on about my day.

(turns out there's a fucking skunk living under my house now but that's another story)





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Re: How do young guys living in states or countries where all guns are either banned or severely regulated defend themselves? [Re: ballsalsa]
    #28637201 - 01/27/24 05:29 PM (3 hours, 35 minutes ago)

Hit em with the bear mace and if that somehow fails plunge your fishing knife through the side fo their neck and punch forward to slice out thier entire jugular whilst kneeling on thier chest. :sadyes:


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