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70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life 1
#28632424 - 01/23/24 06:17 PM (4 days, 20 hours ago) |
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: Asante] 1
#28632637 - 01/23/24 09:01 PM (4 days, 18 hours ago) |
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Was that narrated by David Attenborough? Sounds just like him. And no I didn't watch if all.
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: Asante]
#28632653 - 01/23/24 09:23 PM (4 days, 17 hours ago) |
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Like every day all day for 50 years?
Sounds like his balls lived life to the fullest at least.
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: Asante] 1
#28632656 - 01/23/24 09:26 PM (4 days, 17 hours ago) |
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I think this video can go hand in hand (pun slightly intended)
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: Asante]
#28632658 - 01/23/24 09:30 PM (4 days, 17 hours ago) |
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He forgot anal stimulation, I reckon.
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#28632660 - 01/23/24 09:32 PM (4 days, 17 hours ago) |
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He was a professional masturbator. He cut no corners.
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: vandago]
#28632662 - 01/23/24 09:33 PM (4 days, 17 hours ago) |
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
#28632665 - 01/23/24 09:36 PM (4 days, 17 hours ago) |
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I mean I start jackin at 12. I still let one fly occasionally.
Does that mean I’ve been jackin it for 26 years and I’m 24 years away from regret.
Also, he didn’t start jackin til age 20? He was so pent up from puberty he was a fucking jackhammer without an off switch. The palm never saw it comin.
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: vandago] 1
#28632808 - 01/24/24 04:01 AM (4 days, 11 hours ago) |
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Also, he didn’t start jackin til age 20?
maybe he stopped at 60
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: Asante]
#28632871 - 01/24/24 05:58 AM (4 days, 9 hours ago) |
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Quote:
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Quote:
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Also, he didn’t start jackin til age 20?
maybe he stopped at 60 
That seems like a good age.
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: vandago] 4
#28632883 - 01/24/24 06:09 AM (4 days, 8 hours ago) |
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Quote:
vandago said: I mean I start jackin at 12. I still let one fly occasionally.
Does that mean I’ve been jackin it for 26 years and I’m 24 years away from regret.
Also, he didn’t start jackin til age 20? He was so pent up from puberty he was a fucking jackhammer without an off switch. The palm never saw it comin.
I think the palm probably saw it comin a lot, actually.
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: Asante]
#28633097 - 01/24/24 09:38 AM (4 days, 5 hours ago) |
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Quote:
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Quote:
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Also, he didn’t start jackin til age 20?
maybe he stopped at 60 
That would only be 40 years
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] 1
#28633104 - 01/24/24 09:47 AM (4 days, 5 hours ago) |
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I implied he started at 10, like I did.
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: Asante]
#28633121 - 01/24/24 10:06 AM (4 days, 5 hours ago) |
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I don't see you saying that or implying that anywhere, though.
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] 1
#28633144 - 01/24/24 10:25 AM (4 days, 4 hours ago) |
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I suggest that the 50 years could be further down in the past, thereby implying he was younger.
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: Asante]
#28633166 - 01/24/24 10:48 AM (4 days, 4 hours ago) |
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: Asante]
#28633191 - 01/24/24 11:21 AM (4 days, 3 hours ago) |
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Oh, I see now. For some reason it took CapSlinger laughing for me to understand.
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Re: 70yo relates how 50 years of masturbation ruined his life [Re: Asante]
#28633216 - 01/24/24 11:47 AM (4 days, 3 hours ago) |
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I only got like four and a half hours of sleep last night  The fire department came nice and early to replace two water nozzles in my apartment.
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