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Notwhouthink
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Do you have a shitlist?
#28632163 - 01/23/24 01:51 PM (5 days, 1 hour ago) |
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Im curious. And you have vengeful plans to scratch any off?
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Asante
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I don't have a shitlist, i have a century old Nkondi from the heart of the then "belgian" Congo.

A drop of my blood is on his tongue, he is vigilant on active duty with a license to kill.
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Nkondi (plural varies minkondi, zinkondi, or ninkondi) are mystical statuettes made by the Kongo people of the Congo region. Nkondi are a subclass of minkisi that are considered aggressive. The name nkondi derives from the verb -konda, meaning "to hunt" and thus nkondi means "hunter" because they can hunt down and attack wrong-doers, witches, or enemies.
The primary function of a nkondi is to be the home of a spirit which can travel out from its base, hunt down and harm other people. Many nkondi were publicly held and were used to affirm oaths, or to protect villages and other locations from witches or evildoers. This is achieved by enlisting spiritual power through getting them to inhabit minkisi like nkondi.
I strike fire to send the spirit on missions, benevolent ones, but he also proactively guards me autonomously.
I don't have a shitlist - my shit gets flushed outside of my doing, so that my hands are free for working with Divinity.
Peculiar voodoo like things like straight out of a supernatural flick.
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1 day youre eating @ a chinese food resturant the next a hitlist Im freakin the fck out here !
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Vengeful plan: send him on a crazy scavenger hunt where he thinks the prize is something crazy cool but once he goes through all the bullshit to get it he opens it up and it's just chicken wings
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Notwhouthink
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I wish someone would send me chicken. But I think itd be more useful to pretty much just burn my entire town down. Its gotten so far out of hand with gangster types that there isnt much value left. Its like a ghost town at this point, and not because of a virus, but because of mobsters and corrupt police, maybe a little inbreeding
Hopefully terrorists attack it one day and kill everyone.
Maybe gas them thru a ventilation system, and afterwords, with a stern serious look of anger and conviction, exclaim, "make america great", whilst doing the hitler solute and watching it burn to troll the media and then kill everyone in jail.
Like a system reboot. Flush the toilet.
Baltimore kind of had the right idea with the riots they had.
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Notwhouthink
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I know, i am a spiteful bastard. Getting even is fun and profitable. The best way to get even and get away with it is to manipulate them against each other.
I for one hate burglars. I also hate pedophiles. But since theres no legal way to stop them I was thinking this year of brainwashing them into attacking each other just to watch vicariously. Example, steal a phone from one predator, leave it in another horrible persons yard, vandalize something, and leave a bunch of deadly weapons around and film it to make fun of them both on the internet. I have a few tricks up my sleeve and a month or so to think about this. Its the calm before the storm.
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HazMatt
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Revenge is a dish best served cold! I donโt really have a shit list right now but I have in the past. Usually just prank wars. But thereโs been a couple times over the years where somebody was actually on my shit list and I plotted against them to make their life hell for a while. Even if they never knew it was me.
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I keep tabs on two people They are serial violent rapists One finally got arrested and is getting life Other is still around
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Asante
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Re: Do you have a shitlist? [Re: HazMatt] 1
#28632941 - 01/24/24 07:23 AM (4 days, 7 hours ago) |
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Revenge is a dish best served not.
Let Karma handle your misgivings and focus on the good things.
Easy to say by someone with a Nkondi of course, but good advice nonetheless.
Exacting revenge on someone makes you less of an angel and more of a demon.
Leave it up to Karma
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Re: Do you have a shitlist? [Re: Asante]
#28632997 - 01/24/24 08:01 AM (4 days, 7 hours ago) |
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Karma is the name of one of my guns....if I don't get em with karma I'll get em with patience
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loladoreen


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I don't seek revenge. I definitely watch
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Asante
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The Colt Karma sounds like a cool name for a revolver. Legends never die, huh? 
Ironic if used decades later in a self checkout 
My Nkondi says: "From Congo spirituality i must advise against naming a weapon Karma as it is a vote of confidence by you in that it will be used in a shooting. If naming a weapon, invoke one of your strengths as its name. Words have powers to bring forth reality, more than people realize, which is why i take wishing harm on a person serious as an embryonal form of a curse. Calling a weapon Karma speaks of a desire to involve it in karmic exchange. Since it is a deadly weapon, that involvement is violent. It is better to call a sex toy Karma as it will beckon an erotic exchange, not a violent one. Lovers, not fighters."
I stand corrected
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Re: Do you have a shitlist? [Re: Asante] 1
#28633037 - 01/24/24 08:43 AM (4 days, 6 hours ago) |
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Good thing I don't believe in karma in the sense that everyone else does. It's not a 1:1 ratio. The basic principle is there but the whole equivalent exchange is bullshit. Bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people and everything in between. Karma only exists in the physical sense.
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I haven't named my gun karma but I really might now. Literally my worst fears in life have already occurred. Fuck karma and fuck bad things fuck everything. I'm naming it karma.
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spirit_shadow
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I want to die. I have for a long time now. Whatever happens, happens.
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Asante
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Whooooa hold your horses
Right now i'm sitting here trying not to scream by diabetic foot pain. The rosy part of my life is an abundance of thorns.
Don't give up on life, dont give up on yourself.
You are too valuable to call it quits 
its ok to throw rocks at the sky from time to time, but you gotta get up on your rotting feet and get walking again ok?
Not just in defiance of your hardship but fueled by your anger the will to go on till the very last second, and doing your best making the most of it.
Go on, and on, until Fate literally murders you. Never give in.
You're down in that valley, hurting and broken, guess what we're going to climb a mountain.
Walk on water.
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Re: Do you have a shitlist? [Re: Asante] 2
#28633260 - 01/24/24 12:28 PM (4 days, 2 hours ago) |
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No time or energy for a shitlist. I'm lucky that I don't have a lot of prolonged exposure to anyone I really dislike in general. There's people who've wronged me in the past to the extent where I cannot forgive them, but I don't waste time thinking about them let alone plotting.That's still letting assholes live in your head rent free, so to me that's not really a win, and revenge is best served in the form of personal success and happiness IMO.
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Notwhouthink
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I guess Ive been down on my luck lately. IDK why people like to beef for no reason. I feel like I put up with too much shit from ignorant people.
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loladoreen


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We all do Hope it improves for you
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Notwhouthink
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Re: Do you have a shitlist? [Re: loladoreen]
#28633875 - 01/24/24 09:51 PM (3 days, 17 hours ago) |
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Id rather be kicked and the balls and face daily in a maximum security prison for a decade and forced to walk across hot coals than live next to crackheads again for a month. Every minute is spent lately is torture. I was trying to enjoy my last few days selling off my shit before it all got stolen and that didnt work. Someone stole my vape and another vehicle load of stuff I was going to sell.
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