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Offlineasterix
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Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: Anonymous #1] * 2
    #28582976 - 12/14/23 06:16 PM (1 month, 13 days ago)

Has anyone suggested that you guys see if her ass can take it better?


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Invisibledurian_2008
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Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: asterix]
    #28582993 - 12/14/23 06:31 PM (1 month, 13 days ago)

:shrug: It might take two.


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Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: Anonymous #7] * 1
    #28583037 - 12/14/23 07:04 PM (1 month, 13 days ago)

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asterix said:
Has anyone suggested that you guys see if her ass can take it better?




Yeah, I kinda did

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Anonymous #7 said:
Nice. I’m glad you had a productive talk
I was gonna suggest DSHSB but your plan sounds better




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Anonymous #12

Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #28585510 - 12/16/23 03:03 PM (1 month, 12 days ago)

Your wife fully lost you, you're just holding up a facade bro. You know it, dragging here along. She probably feels your disconnection.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: Anonymous #7] * 1
    #28593184 - 12/21/23 06:50 PM (1 month, 6 days ago)

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Anonymous #7 said:
Marriage isn't a life long commitment.  I don't care what the vows say.



Then, why did you get married?
When you signed up for getting married. The expectation is when you read an oath. That you actually keep it.


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Anonymous #2

Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28593190 - 12/21/23 06:53 PM (1 month, 6 days ago)

Get a divorce.
I can’t believe this thread is still debating this. You don’t care about this person because you keep cheating on them. That is probably why sex is very unpleasant and they don’t want to have sex with you. Instead you keep trying to force it in there anyways even when you aren’t attracted to them. Ridiculous.
Op should get a divorce.
You may choose only one


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Anonymous #7

Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28593488 - 12/21/23 10:40 PM (1 month, 6 days ago)

OP, fuck all these presumptuous no nothing kids
They don’t know shit


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Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28597105 - 12/24/23 09:12 PM (1 month, 3 days ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #7 said:
Marriage isn't a life long commitment.  I don't care what the vows say.



Then, why did you get married?
When you signed up for getting married. The expectation is when you read an oath. That you actually keep it.




If I keep the oath then I can't get divorced. A divorce would be breaking the oath.


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Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28597118 - 12/24/23 09:21 PM (1 month, 3 days ago)

(I'll stop calling her my wife, because we never made an oath and are not married by law. I say we are married because we are married by creating a family together.)

After visiting the box doctor, it turns out my lady, has a retroverted cervix and my penis is large. Sex is painful for her because of the combo. There are a couple of options we are trying, namely exercises before she considers surgery.

I think I'll hold off on dumping her just yet as everyone is suggesting.


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Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28597550 - 12/25/23 12:54 PM (1 month, 3 days ago)

Just for the record "everyone" did not say to get a divorce :wink:

Reminds me of a joke :
My wife said, “My gynecologist said I can’t have sex for six weeks”

I asked her….

“What did your dentist say?”


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Invisibledurian_2008
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Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: flugelizor] * 3
    #28600896 - 12/28/23 01:18 PM (1 month, 4 hours ago)

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After visiting the box doctor, it turns out my lady, has a retroverted cervix and my penis is large. Sex is painful for her because of the combo. There are a couple of options we are trying, namely exercises...






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Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: durian_2008]
    #28629191 - 01/20/24 08:43 PM (7 days, 21 hours ago)

Some women have shorter vaginas and the cervix ix too close. I have found that spooning is the best way to penetrate more shallowly. Very painful and frustrating for girls that like to get on top. Doesn't feel good on the tip of your lower unit either.


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Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: MacD]
    #28629224 - 01/20/24 09:11 PM (7 days, 20 hours ago)

Throw away that little black book of numbers.  What a temptation you hold onto.  Like an alcoholic hiding booze in the house. And, if this relationship was to fall apart, which I don’t think would if really cared for what at hand, you two have a kid?  Anyone can make a great lover in bed and as you know there are plenty of them out there, whores, try to be the best of father, that’s a rarity.

If this really did all fall apart I’m sure your ways of the past to go get that tail would be as riding a bicycle.

Then, again, I don’t know all too much how the actual communication is between the two of you and it is in that that feeling be what you two working with.  This texted font giving words to a picture, a life rolling along elsewhere…. Some say, ‘a picture says 1,000 words,’ that frames we see a second…

Peace Out


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Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: WhoManBeing] * 1
    #28630406 - 01/21/24 08:15 PM (6 days, 21 hours ago)

Try chopping your dick off OP. Probably will fix the issue


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Learn from mistakes. Try and do better. Each day is a new day, try to make it a better one.

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Invisibledurian_2008
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Re: My wife can't take deep penetration [Re: TrancedOutBrah]
    #28630851 - 01/22/24 09:57 AM (6 days, 8 hours ago)

AI answers whether your uterus can fall out.



Quote:

Al-Loheidan said:
“If a woman drives a car,” Al-Loheidan told Saudi news website sabq.org in an interview, “it could have a negative physiological impact … Medical studies show that it would automatically affect a woman’s ovaries and that it pushes the pelvis upward.”

Explained Al-Loheidan, “We find that for women who continuously drive cars, their children are born with varying degrees of clinical problems.”

https://www.cnn.com/2013/09/29/world/meast/saudi-arabia-women-driving-cleric/index.html





Edited by durian_2008 (01/22/24 09:58 AM)


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