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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: twighead] * 3
    #28626630 - 01/19/24 12:20 AM (8 days, 23 hours ago)

Long long ago. There were two women sitting at a tea party. When one of them commented that the other one was looking rather “rotund” at a recent soirée.
To which the other responded.
“Bitch, what did you just say to me?”
This led to one of the most infamous fights that Victorian era England had ever seen.
They went for each other. No holds bar. Stuff that would cut you to the core….

After hours of berating one another. The challenge to a dual was made. There seemed to be nothing else they could do to settle this.

Then they met each other on the field of battle.
They had already loaded their guns.
They then fired at each other.
One managed to Nick an arm.
The other woman managed to knock a hat off of the person’s head.
Rather than wasting the 20 minutes it would take to reload their Flintlock pistols.
They both started talking trash, arguing over who would have killed the other one were they to fire their guns again. They then agreed to continue the conversation over tea. They were best friends after all.

Thus ended one of the most amazing fights England has  ever seen.
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Bob the Builder is a British animated children's television series created by Keith Chapman for HIT Entertainment and Hot Animation. The series follows the adventures of Bob, a general contractor, specialising in masonry, along with his colleague Wendy, various neighbours, and friends, and equipment, and their gang of anthropomorphised work-vehicles, Scoop, Muck, Dizzy, Roley, Lofty and many others. The series ran from 12 April 1999 to 31 December 2011 in the United Kingdom through the CBBC strand and later CBeebies. The series originally used stop-motion from 1999 to 2009, but later used CGI animation starting with the spin-off series Ready, Steady, Build! (2010-2011). The British proprietors of Bob the Builder and Thomas & Friends sold the enterprise in 2011 to US toy-maker Mattel for $680 million.[2]

In each episode, Bob and his group help with renovations, construction, and repairs and with other projects as needed. The show emphasises conflict resolution, co-operation, socialisation, and various learning skills. Bob's catchphrase is "Can we fix it?", to which the other characters respond with "Yes we can!" This phrase is also the title of the show's theme song, which was a million-selling number one hit in the UK.

In October 2014, Bob the Builder was revamped by Mattel for a new series which was broadcast on Channel 5's Milkshake! in 2015. Among the various changes in the new series include the setting, casting, and appearance of the characters. The changes have been criticised by fans of the original version.[3][4]
Episodes
Main article: List of Bob the Builder episodes
Series Episodes Originally aired Original network
First aired Last aired
Original series UK US
1 13 12 April 1999 2 August 1999 CBBC (1999) Nick Jr. (starting 15 January 2001[5])
2 13 11 October 1999 28 December 1999 CBBC (1999) Nick Jr. (2001)
3 13 1 September 2000 19 September 2000 CBBC (2000) Nick Jr. (2001)
4 13 1 February 2001 19 February 2001 CBBC (2001) Nick Jr. (2001)
5 13 1 April 2002 13 April 2002 CBeebies (2002) Nick Jr. (2001–02)
6 13 2 September 2002 14 September 2002 CBeebies (2002) Nick Jr. (2002)
7 13 3 February 2003 20 February 2003 CBeebies (2003) VHS/DVD (2003–04)
PBS Kids (2005)
8 13 1 September 2003 24 November 2003 CBeebies (2003) VHS/DVD (2004)
PBS Kids (2005)
9 13 3 April 2004 20 December 2004 CBeebies (2004) PBS Kids (2005)
Project: Build It (2005–2009) UK US
10 15 2 May 2005 20 May 2005 CBeebies (2005) PBS Kids (2005)
11 12 1 August 2005 16 August 2005 CBeebies (2005) PBS Kids (2005)
12 14 31 July 2006 17 August 2006 CBeebies (2006) PBS Kids (2006)
13 12 18 August 2006 4 September 2006 CBeebies (2006) PBS Kids (2006)
14 12 3 September 2007 18 September 2007 CBeebies (2007) PBS Kids (2007)
15 15 19 September 2007 9 October 2007 CBeebies (2007) PBS Kids (2008)
16 13 5 August 2008 26 August 2008 CBeebies (2008) PBS Kids (2008–09)
Ready, Steady, Build! UK US
17 20 12 April 2010 28 May 2010 CBeebies (2010) PBS Kids (2010)
Mini Series 1 6 25 October 2010 DVD (2010) PBS Kids (2011)
18 8 26 September 2011 5 October 2011 CBeebies (2011) PBS Kids (2011)
Mini Series 2 6 31 December 2011 DVD (2011) PBS Kids (2011)


Characters and voice actors
Bob the Builder, the titular character, in his design used for the original series
Main article: List of Bob the Builder characters

Voice actors who have contributed to the original British version include Neil Morrissey, Rob Rackstraw, Kate Harbour, Rupert Degas, Colin McFarlane, Maria Darling, Emma Tate, Richard Briers, and June Whitfield.

Celebrities who have provided voices for the series (usually for one-off specials) include John Motson, Sue Barker, Kerry Fox, Ulrika Jonsson, Alison Steadman, Stephen Tompkinson, Elton John, Noddy Holder, and Chris Evans (Bobsville's resident rock star Lennie Lazenby).
International broadcasts

Bob the Builder is shown in more than thirty countries, and versions are available in English, French, Spanish, Serbian, Swedish, Slovenian, German, Italian, Dutch, Hebrew, Hindi, Croatian, and Bengali,[6] among other languages. It was shown on CBeebies on BBC television in the UK. It has also aired on Nick Jr. in the UK.[7]

The North American version of the show uses the original British footage and script, but replaces the voices with American accents and verbiage; for example, "wrench" is used instead of "spanner", owing to the former's use in North America. The original North American voice of Bob (and Farmer Pickles/Mr. Beasley/Mr. Sabatini) was William Dufris; he was replaced with comedian Greg Proops. More recently, Bob's US voice has been provided by Marc Silk, an English voice actor from Birmingham.[8][9] In the United States, the series first aired during the Nick Jr. block (from 2001 to 2004) before moving to PBS Kids for a long run, from 2005 until November 2018. Qubo also started airing the show from 7 October 2020 through 28 February 2021 due to the channel's closure, but with the original British English dub.

When being exported to Japan, it was reported that characters of Bob the Builder would be doctored to have five fingers instead of the original four. This was because of a practice among the yakuza, the famed Japanese mafia, where members would "cut off their little fingers as a sign they can be trusted and have strength of character, and will stay through."[10] In fact, Bob the Builder aired in Japan without such edits,[11] as did other series including Postman Pat and The Simpsons.
Discography
Studio albums
Title Album details Peak chart positions Certifications
(sales threshold)
AUS
[12] IRE
[13] NZ
[14] UK
[15]
Bob the Builder: The Album

    Release date: 3 October 2001
    Label: BBC Records
    Formats: CD

1 59 32 4

    AUS: 2× Platinum[16]
    UK: Gold[17]

Never Mind the Breeze Blocks

    Release date: 8 December 2008
    Label: Universal Music Group
    Formats: CD, music download

— — — 87
"—" denotes releases that did not chart
Singles
Year Single Peak chart
positions Certifications
(sales threshold) Album
AUS
[18] IRE
[13] UK
[15]
2000 "Can We Fix It?" 1 3 1

    AUS: 2× Platinum[19]
    UK: Gold[17]

Bob the Builder: The Album
2001 "Mambo No. 5" 2 4 1

    AUS: Platinum[19]
    UK: Gold[17]

2008 "Big Fish Little Fish" — — 81 Never Mind the Breeze Blocks
"—" denotes releases that did not chart
Impact

Bob the Builder was nominated in the BAFTA "Pre-school animation" category from 1999 to 2009,[failed verification] and won the "Children's Animation" category in 2003 for the special episode "A Christmas to Remember".[20] Of the show's success, Sarah Ball said:

    I think diggers and dumpers fascinate kids in the same way that they are drawn to dinosaurs. They both have a timeless appeal. The technique of stop motion is very tangible - the characters look like you can just pick them up and play with them. It’s a safe, lovely, bright, colourful world, which is very appealing. Curtis Jobling did a fantastic job designing the show - it’s very simple and stylized but has such charm.
    — Interview with Sarah Ball, Gurgle.com[21]

Bob the Builder has been parodied by Robot Chicken in the episode "More Blood, More Chocolate", and by Comedy Inc. as Bodgy Builder.

Bob has also been parodied on Cartoon Network's MAD on several occasions. In the episode "S'UP / Mouse M.D.", Bob is seen with a smashed thumb and asks "Can we fix it?" In another episode, Bob encounters the title character of Handy Manny, whom he tells to "Stop copying my show!"

A New Yorker cartoon shows a parent in a toy store asking for toys depicting Alex the Architect, supposedly a white-collar equivalent to Bob the Builder.

Some have complained about technical errors and lack of proper safety practices in the programme, especially the absence of protective eyewear.[22] However, in later episodes, Bob is seen using safety glasses.
Project: Build It
For a more comprehensive list, see List of Bob the Builder episodes § Project: Build It (2005–2008).

In May 2005, a sort of spin-off series was released titled Bob the Builder: Project: Build It. Bob hears of a contest to build a new community in a remote area called Sunflower Valley, outside of Bobsville. He moves from Bobsville (supposedly temporarily) with Wendy and the machines and builds a new Yard there. Bob convinces his father, Robert, to come out of retirement and take over the Bobsville building business. It is unknown whether Bob returned to Bobsville in the stop-motion series or not after this spin-off series was finished.

For the US version of the Project: Build It series, different actors were found to do the voices for many of the human characters, including casting Greg Proops as the new voice of Bob, and Rob Rackstraw, who played the original voices of Scoop, Muck and Travis, to be the voices of Spud the Scarecrow and Mr. Bentley for both the UK and the US. The show also added recycling and being environmentally friendly to its lessons, emphasising the phrase "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle."

This series premiered on 2 May 2005 in the United Kingdom and 3 September of the same year in the United States, and was the first series made in HD 1080p.
Ready, Steady, Build!

The third spin-off was titled Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build! It was created by Keith Chapman and Mallory Lewis. The group, now joined by newcomer Scratch are now residing in the town of Fixham Harbour (which is very similar to Bobsville, and is even implied to be Bobsville in several episodes), deal with construction and other building tasks around the area. Unlike the previous series, Ready, Steady, Build! is animated in full CGI animation, which allows for larger and more elaborate construction projects that would be too large or expensive for the model sets of the stop-motion series, though it still retains the theme song.[23]
Merchandise

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Various companies manufacture licensed Bob the Builder merchandise (e.g.: Brio, Lego Duplo, Hasbro, Learning Curve, etc.) since about 1999 to present. Sometimes some fans make fan-made merchandise for the television show, such as racing games that are not related to the show.
Lego Duplo/Explore

Lego began manufacturing licensed Duplo Bob the Builder sets in 2001. Lego Explorer also made the sets using the same bricks that Duplo used (e.g. Naughty Spud, Wallpaper Wendy, etc.). The sets were aimed at younger children, two and up. Duplo manufactured the sets (e.g. Scoop at Bobland Bay, Muck Can Do It, etc.) until 2009 when Lego's contract expired.
Hasbro

Hasbro created licensed Bob the Builder characters. They included talking characters and others to go with the Bob the Builder line. The Hasbro line was discontinued in 2005 when Learning Curve took over.
Learning Curve

Learning Curve among countless others held a license to make the toys, but discontinued them. They first merchandised their Bob the Builder products in 2005 after the Hasbro range was discontinued. Learning Curve also created the Thomas & Friends characters, while the company still makes the sets (e.g. Scoop, Muck, Lofty, Dizzy, Andy's trailer etc.) and then sold them to stores. They discontinued them in 2010 and it is unknown if they could ever return to making them. The toys are currently available in the United Kingdom by Character Options.
Character World

In 2012, Character World announced that they had signed a license to manufacture official Bob the Builder bedding and bedroom textiles. A duvet cover is said to be available in the UK in late 2012.
Video games

Various video game publishers released Bob the Builder video games throughout the 2000's:

    Fix It Fun! (Game Boy Color, NTSC/PAL) - 2000
    Can We Fix It? (PC, PS1, NTSC/PAL) - 2001
    Bob Builds a Park (PC, NTSC/PAL) - 2002
    Bob's Castle Adventure (PC, NTSC/PAL) - 2003
    Project: Build It (PS2, PAL only) - 2005
    Bob the Builder: Festival of Fun (PS2, Wii, Nintendo DS, PAL only) - 2007
    Bob the Builder: Can-Do-Zoo (PC, NTSC/PAL) - 2008

In the United States, Bob the Builder: Can We Fix It?'s computer version sold 350,000 copies and earned $6.1 million by August 2006, after its release in August 2001. It was the country's 50th best-selling computer game between January 2000 and August 2006. Combined sales of all Bob the Builder computer games released between January 2000 and August 2006 had reached 520,000 units in the United States by the latter date.[24]
Kiddie rides
Bob the Builder video-optioned Scoop kiddie ride

Jolly Roger (Amusement Rides) Ltd. released two kiddie rides based on the series, a Scoop in January 2000, and a Roley in March 2003. In March 2003, Scoop was re-released with a new dashboard and a Stamar soundboard. Then, in 2004, versions of both rides were released with video screens.
References

"Bob the Builder – Cast and Crew". TV.com. 28 November 1998. Archived from the original on 22 August 2011. Retrieved 10 June 2012.
BBC Radio Four commentary by Gerald Scarfe 8 March 2013; https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b01r12ln .
"Why some people are very angry about the new Bob the Builder". The Independent. 13 October 2014. Retrieved 29 October 2015.
"Bob The Builder's Makeover Angers Fans". The Huffington Post UK. 14 October 2014. Retrieved 19 November 2015.
"Nickelodeon Commercials - Early 2001". YouTube.
শুরু হচ্ছে দুরন্ত টেলিভিশনের চতুর্থ মৌসুম. RTV Online (in Bengali). 13 July 2018. Retrieved 4 July 2022.
Fielding, James (16 May 2010). "Bob the Builder becomes children's role model in China". Express. Retrieved 16 December 2020.
"Silk TV". Archived from the original on 25 March 2010. Retrieved 7 April 2010.
"Marc Silk". Retrieved 7 April 2010.
"Bob the Builder fixed for Japan". BBC News. 20 April 2000. Retrieved 11 August 2006.
"2009 June 10 Japanese TV Ads Children Program Thomas & Friends and Bob the Builder". 17 August 2009. Archived from the original on 21 December 2021. Retrieved 6 January 2012 – via YouTube.
"australian-charts.com: Australian charts portal". australian-charts.com. Retrieved 28 July 2011.
"irishcharts - Discography Bob the Builder". Hung Medien. Retrieved 28 July 2011.
"charts.nz - New Zealand charts portal". charts.nz. Retrieved 28 July 2011.
"Chart Log UK: Darren B - David Byrne". Official Charts Company. Retrieved 28 July 2011.
"ARIA Charts - Accreditations - 2001 Albums". ARIA Charts. Archived from the original on 12 November 2009. Retrieved 28 July 2011.
"BPI search results". British Phonographic Industry. Archived from the original on 1 September 2009. Retrieved 28 July 2011.
"australian-charts.com - Australian charts portal". Hung Medien. Retrieved 28 July 2011.
"ARIA Charts - Accreditations - 2001 Singles". ARIA Charts. Archived from the original on 5 February 2014. Retrieved 28 July 2011.
"Awards Database". Retrieved 27 November 2010.
"Interview with Sarah Ball, Bob the builder & Chuggington writer and director". Gurgle.com. Archived from the original on 27 December 2010. Retrieved 27 November 2010.
"FLUID POWER SAFETY INSTITUTE - Toy Safety - ATTENTION PARENTS! - Bob the Builder Alert!". Archived from the original on 5 November 2002.Archived from the original on 11 October 2009.
"Bob the Builder: Ready, Steady, Build!". British Broadcasting Corporation. Retrieved 27 August 2010.

    Edge Staff (25 August 2006). "The Top 100 PC Games of the 21st Century". Edge. Archived from the original on 17 October 2012.

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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: twighead] * 3
    #28628983 - 01/20/24 06:07 PM (7 days, 5 hours ago)

That was long ago at best. Certainly not LONG LONG AGO.


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    #28628989 - 01/20/24 06:11 PM (7 days, 5 hours ago)

I imagine long ago like this wu tang gem. We were probably really into rap back then. Not much else to do.


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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #28629024 - 01/20/24 06:32 PM (7 days, 5 hours ago)

true that, I was just testing ya'll

NOW LETS SEE THAT LONG LONG LONG AGO


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    #28629712 - 01/21/24 10:41 AM (6 days, 12 hours ago)

Long long long long time ago
Before the wind before the snow
Lived a man lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho!
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    #28629879 - 01/21/24 01:53 PM (6 days, 9 hours ago)

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one".


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    #28630122 - 01/21/24 04:29 PM (6 days, 7 hours ago)

Quote:

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A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one".



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St Teresa of Avila stopped the Spanish Inquisition from turning witches and other heretics over to the police.


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    #28630584 - 01/22/24 12:54 AM (5 days, 22 hours ago)

Damn Patrick, hittin' me in the feels with "The Land Before Time."


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    #28630627 - 01/22/24 03:08 AM (5 days, 20 hours ago)

Long long ago there was a unicorn family. They lived in peace until one day wolves came and ate the Mummy unicorn. The Daddy unicorn didn't want to fight even though he had a magic weapon right on his forehead. He wanted to live in peace so he hid with the baby unicorn in the deep forest. The wolves came back and ate the Daddy unicorn. Now there are no more unicorns.


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No pure blood ones at least....



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