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OfflineNotwhouthink
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Emergency
    #28630072 - 01/21/24 04:05 PM (6 days, 3 hours ago)

I need to save my testes.  I dont have any money.  I need antibiotics bad.  Heres the thing shit is about to hit the fan.  Someone broke into my house every day for a year or so to steal and sabotage the place and plant drugs.  These people have basically robbed me out of my home as im getting evicted soon.  They got me for 3 vehicles and im stranded actually watching these junkie predators ride back and forth waiting for me to leave and theres been a recent driveby.  Do you think if I commit a crime I can get a bottle of antibiotics in jail?


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28630394 - 01/21/24 08:06 PM (5 days, 23 hours ago)

E.R. !!! They have to help.


By the time you would actually get them in jail might be too late


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Re: Emergency [Re: LewDoja]
    #28630699 - 01/22/24 06:27 AM (5 days, 13 hours ago)

I cant go to the hospital.  The people that are trying to kill me have made up stuff so i go to jail when i get there.  This is checkmate folks.  Ive had a bad tooth infection for a decade.  I really dont think im going to make it this time.  Im basically held hostage rn and praying this isnt going to be getting uglier.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink] * 2
    #28631155 - 01/22/24 02:52 PM (5 days, 4 hours ago)

911.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink] * 1
    #28631165 - 01/22/24 03:02 PM (5 days, 4 hours ago)

Urgent care


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Re: Emergency [Re: GenesisCorrupted]
    #28631773 - 01/23/24 07:11 AM (4 days, 12 hours ago)

I didnt have any luck at the er.  Thieves got me in this mess.  Thieves deserve death in a housefire.  I dont even have any money to make any money to sell my shit.  I will sell the burnt wire of the house of thieves.  I pray for another emergency or even a successful violent insurrection of the government just for the opportunity to take the trash out. They incentivize being a piece of trash so good people cant stop them (you dont get a free attorney since you arent commiting a crime), and no government laziness check comes when you arent insane.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink] * 2
    #28631972 - 01/23/24 10:17 AM (4 days, 9 hours ago)

Quote:

Notwhouthink said:
no government laziness check comes when you arent insane.




Sounds like you qualify


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Re: Emergency [Re: 10ftTall]
    #28632076 - 01/23/24 11:59 AM (4 days, 7 hours ago)

!


Edited by Notwhouthink (01/23/24 03:01 PM)


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632172 - 01/23/24 02:09 PM (4 days, 5 hours ago)

Is a throat decapitatable? I have doubts. A throat would certainly be exposed after decapitating a body. But, a throat is not what is decapitated.

Can you conjure up a poop on-demand like that? Impressive. I'd need some coffee and some time to make all that happen. Even then, I'd prefer a toilet for my dirty deposit. Aiming for the exposed neck-hole of a lifeless fellow board-member sounds difficult and just awful.


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632180 - 01/23/24 02:27 PM (4 days, 5 hours ago)

Im building up a terd right now as we speak so the joke is on you.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632194 - 01/23/24 02:50 PM (4 days, 4 hours ago)

Fuck! I’m so embarrassed now. Congrats on your turd-building. It suits you 😜


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632203 - 01/23/24 03:00 PM (4 days, 4 hours ago)

I hope some of you all that think this is funny have to experience the tragety of having psycho crackheads moving in next to you.  You cant survive them usually. They usually require everyone to die.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632208 - 01/23/24 03:04 PM (4 days, 4 hours ago)

Sorry about your imminent demise. Hope you manage to poop before they extinguish your life.


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632218 - 01/23/24 03:18 PM (4 days, 4 hours ago)

I feel like im proxy attacked constantly.  Almost none of my neighbors have ever made any attempt to work.  I see these types all over.  They steal for a living.  For every 10 dollar  they steal, it causes a chain reaction that costs their neighbors thousands yet the usual is they get a nice govt check whereas if youve worked before, and didnt drop out in the 2nd grade, and ask the govt for help they will tell you to sell an organ or something.  Slumlords that rent to govt funded trash are amongst the most unethical.  Its like a takeover over here.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632225 - 01/23/24 03:27 PM (4 days, 4 hours ago)

Oh stop being so precious about your kidneys. Be honest with us. Do you really need TWO kidneys? Organ hoarder!


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632235 - 01/23/24 03:40 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

One of these days humans could go extinct from slumlords. The threat is worse than a nuclear bomb.  Because of the similar exponential chain reaction that occurs from causing adjacent foreclosures and suicides and incarcerations allowing more slumlords to purchase them.  Think of it like evolution but in reverse.  Then from all the meth fires  and drivebys all the houses will be unoccupiable and people that arent allowed to work because they are homeless will be setting random things on fire for heat and stealing to eat.  Its almost like communism.  Some people even got payroll stamp cards just because a virus was in the air and they dont even have to prove they can read.  In fact I think its requirement that they cant.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632247 - 01/23/24 03:50 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

Hold up, hold up.

Humans will become entirely extinct?

Or humans will become extinct except for slumlords?


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632257 - 01/23/24 03:53 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

They will die because the taxpayers will be die and they have killed their hosts.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632263 - 01/23/24 03:57 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

Sounds pretty good from a global perspective. Humans have severely junked up this planet. The earth deserves a break from our collective nonsense.


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632272 - 01/23/24 04:07 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

I have a month or so before im basically screwed.  I was thinking about maybe stealing a car and going on an arson spree and then heroining myself to death so nobody else has to live like this.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink] * 1
    #28632287 - 01/23/24 04:15 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

Nah, don't become a hypocrite. If you steal a car, you kick off a chain reaction that costs your neighbors thousands of dollars. You'll become the type of person you hate. Maybe steal a job application, fill it out, and return it 😜


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632294 - 01/23/24 04:20 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

Yea but the difference is ill steal their the car keys of trash plus ill pry it out of their dead hands after i strangle them not some daily home invasion shit


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632301 - 01/23/24 04:25 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

Quote:

Notwhouthink said:
...the car keys of trash...




Good band name.

What about your kidneys? I thought we had a good plan to sell one of those bitches?!


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Re: Emergency [Re: bridge2far]
    #28632310 - 01/23/24 04:30 PM (4 days, 3 hours ago)

What about the kidneys of crack fiends that steal people out of their home?  We could sell them on the dark web to undercover feds and make a killing in bitcoin


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632316 - 01/23/24 04:37 PM (4 days, 2 hours ago)

Ok. We're spitballing. All ideas are welcome at this early stage.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632328 - 01/23/24 04:46 PM (4 days, 2 hours ago)

Or, how about people that have a problem with saying stealing is wrong.  You know the type that wants to shame you for saying it like it is, just because they support gangs and terrorists for their worthless drugs that make them worthless and do worthless things, safely in their house while others suffer, and act like youve just attended a dare meeting and are retarded.  Do these people not deserve shaming?  For destroying lives for a quick 2 min buzz that rots their teeth and brain?  Or am I just being a bully?


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632348 - 01/23/24 05:11 PM (4 days, 2 hours ago)

Honestly the reason Im broke is from going to work.  I worked 2 jobs and rode my bike 80 miles a day sleeping on the side of the road in hopes to pay off the 2000 a month electric bill i got from home invaders smashing my windows out and turning the heat on.  Eventually I worked myself broke.  I hope i die tonight of something less painful.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632372 - 01/23/24 05:38 PM (4 days, 1 hour ago)

You think a fentanyl od would be the way to die? I hear u just fall asleep


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632398 - 01/23/24 05:56 PM (4 days, 1 hour ago)

A painless suicide should be free for everyone provided by the govt.  Its in their benefit


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28632457 - 01/23/24 06:38 PM (4 days, 54 minutes ago)

I just threw all my shrooms away out of paranoia from a recent driveby shooting but i think they had some kind of antibiotic effect.  This has been going on for a while.  Took the pain away and kind of slowed it down. Worked wonders for my headaches from cracked skull too. Now i can hardly move.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28633869 - 01/24/24 09:41 PM (2 days, 21 hours ago)

Tons of natural stuff has antibiotic effect. What is specifically the malady? Bodily I mean. There are many good things for kidneys, celery juice for one in my experience. Powder is easy and cheap. ACV, apple cider vinegar is good, the kind with "the mother", cloudy stuff, but ACV is kind of nasty. These are good for stones and inflammation if that's happening, also a jungle herb that is not pricey, stone breaker type. Grapefruit seed extract diluted is good for antibiotic needs topically or ingested. Be careful with it by drops in generous dilution.


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Re: Emergency [Re: syncro]
    #28634744 - 01/25/24 05:19 PM (2 days, 2 hours ago)

I have a humongous boil on my nuts.  Really hurts.  Ive been taking antibiotics for a day so far but it only feels worse. 
I hope its not cancer.


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Re: Emergency [Re: Notwhouthink]
    #28635072 - 01/25/24 10:22 PM (1 day, 21 hours ago)

What you seem to need man, is the hospital, some mental health assistance and possibly, in the short term, some medication.  Not the illicit kind.  This thread reads like the ramblings of one in psychosis, or at the least seriously paranoid.

Then again I actually don’t know if people are breaking your windows and turning the heat on. Sounds wild.

Please, for your futures sake and for the sanctity of your mind—get to a hospital. Suicidal ideation makes that advice all the more clear in my mind at least. Things CAN improve.  You just have to start that ball rolling and quit bouncing around inside your head.

Big hug. You can do it.  Get to the hospital


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Re: Emergency [Re: Milleresque]
    #28635080 - 01/25/24 10:41 PM (1 day, 20 hours ago)

I don't know about a boil on the nuts, nor the level of infection, beyond this if it's systemic, but drawing salve. <- drawing salve like Prid, like a charm.


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