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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: twighead] * 3
    #28626630 - 01/19/24 12:20 AM (8 days, 23 hours ago)

Long long ago. There were two women sitting at a tea party. When one of them commented that the other one was looking rather “rotund” at a recent soirée.
To which the other responded.
“Bitch, what did you just say to me?”
This led to one of the most infamous fights that Victorian era England had ever seen.
They went for each other. No holds bar. Stuff that would cut you to the core….

After hours of berating one another. The challenge to a dual was made. There seemed to be nothing else they could do to settle this.

Then they met each other on the field of battle.
They had already loaded their guns.
They then fired at each other.
One managed to Nick an arm.
The other woman managed to knock a hat off of the person’s head.
Rather than wasting the 20 minutes it would take to reload their Flintlock pistols.
They both started talking trash, arguing over who would have killed the other one were they to fire their guns again. They then agreed to continue the conversation over tea. They were best friends after all.

Thus ended one of the most amazing fights England has  ever seen.
that’s a true story.:lol:


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Re: Tell me a story about people LONG LONG AGO [Re: twighead]
    #28637381 - 01/27/24 07:55 PM (3 hours, 41 minutes ago)

Once upon a time long, long ago. On a connecting flight from Los Angeles.

There was this guy and his friend, and they could swear that sitting in front of them was Mike Tyson.
Boxing legend.
So they laughed, poked and prodded. They even got a photo taken with him.
But that wasn’t enough.
Melvin continued to harass Mike Tyson. Telling him he was old as shit. That he was way past his prime and shouldn’t be doing anything involving fighting anymore.
Now, Mike Tyson was trying his best to just ignore him.
But everyone on the plane was getting pretty annoyed by this point.
He said that he could win in a fight against him. He could take him out in one punch. That he would even let him have the first punch if he wanted.
Then he begged him to punch him.
Asking Mike Tyson to punch him multiple times on an airplane.
Mike finally responded.
“Do you really want me to do it?”
Everyone on the airplane agreed that he should.

Then Mike Tyson obliged. He punched him lots of times.
Now that Melvin had finally shut up.
Everyone else on the airplane applauded.
The plane landed like it was supposed to.

Afterword Melvin asked Mike Tyson for $400,000, and he told him to go fuck himself.
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