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InvisibleSwami
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Ready to sell my soul...
    #2862203 - 07/06/04 05:23 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

What bid you?


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InvisibleEgo Death
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2862223 - 07/06/04 05:28 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

What would anyone on our limit material plane of existance possibly use your soul for?


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Ego Death]
    #2862236 - 07/06/04 05:31 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Um, as a collectable?  :stoned:


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Invisibletoad857
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2862358 - 07/06/04 06:13 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

i'd keep it in a jar.

with air holes and a sugar cube.

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InvisibleClean
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2862398 - 07/06/04 06:33 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

i sold my soul in the 7th grade. it's nothin special.

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InvisibleHuehuecoyotl
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2862600 - 07/06/04 07:46 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Let me know what you get. You might have better luck with the sale if you stand at a crossroads...

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Invisiblesilversoul7
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2862636 - 07/06/04 07:56 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Three-fiddy


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Invisibletoad857
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2862735 - 07/06/04 08:16 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

try eBay

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InvisibleTheHateCamel
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2862835 - 07/06/04 08:44 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

I'll trade you your soul for a bible and a handstand.

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InvisibleHuehuecoyotl
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: TheHateCamel]
    #2863188 - 07/06/04 09:59 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

I'll offer a jelly donut for trade...

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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
    #2863204 - 07/06/04 10:03 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Fresh or stale?


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InvisibleHuehuecoyotl
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2863211 - 07/06/04 10:03 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

I can afford fresh. I don't do the day old donut thing.

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OfflineViaggio
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Registered: 07/05/03
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2863344 - 07/06/04 10:49 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

*Snatches Swami's soul when he's not looking*

Who wants to play keep away?  :smile:


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InvisibleMoonshoe
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Viaggio]
    #2863707 - 07/07/04 02:00 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

I went through a phase in highschool where i collected peoples souls, usually for about 2 bucks, id get them to sign a big legal looking contract signing it over to me for eternity.

Some of them really freaked out, one kid went to his priest and confessed and came to me all messed up screaming that 'god is the strongest person' and therefore i couldnt take his soul.

I calmly responded that , hypothetically, since god needs us to give our souls to him to be saved, that must mean that we have the power to pledge our souls to anyone.

He started pushing me, so i pinched his neck until he said uncle.

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OfflineAldous
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2863809 - 07/07/04 03:18 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Swami, don't take any inconsiderate risks... have you seen what happened to Bart Simpson when he sold his soul to Milhouse?  :oogle:

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OfflineSeussA
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Aldous]
    #2863969 - 07/07/04 05:23 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

> have you seen what happened to Bart Simpson when he sold his soul to Milhouse?

:lol:


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OfflineScarfmeister
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2864246 - 07/07/04 09:13 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Women, money, power? How about all three? All i need is a contract written in your blood.


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Offlineeve69
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Swami]
    #2864340 - 07/07/04 09:44 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Show me your soul and I'll give you a bid.


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #2864506 - 07/07/04 10:34 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Women, money, power?

How about a free sample to show me you got the goods? Send me a midget, an unexpected $100 and one small localized wish...


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InvisibleSwami
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Re: Ready to sell my soul... [Re: eve69]
    #2864519 - 07/07/04 10:36 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

*Swami unbuttons shirt and exposes a blinding bluish-white pulsing light.*

How's that baby?


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