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InvisibleAsante
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Vaginuary * 1
    #28616235 - 01/10/24 10:40 AM (18 days, 4 hours ago)

Who's getting laid in 2024? :durrhurr:




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OfflineFridgedoor
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Re: Vaginuary [Re: Asante] * 1
    #28616249 - 01/10/24 10:55 AM (18 days, 4 hours ago)

I'm doubtful :maybe:


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Re: Vaginuary [Re: Fridgedoor] * 1
    #28616268 - 01/10/24 11:17 AM (18 days, 3 hours ago)

No vag Jan here.


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Re: Vaginuary [Re: Mystikal] * 3
    #28616272 - 01/10/24 11:21 AM (18 days, 3 hours ago)

Really looking forward to fap Feb.
:cophappy:


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Re: Vaginuary [Re: Asante]
    #28616381 - 01/10/24 12:53 PM (18 days, 2 hours ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Who's getting laid in 2024? :durrhurr:







Sex is gross.


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Re: Vaginuary [Re: Asante]
    #28616387 - 01/10/24 12:58 PM (18 days, 2 hours ago)

🤷


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Re: Vaginuary [Re: Asante]
    #28616613 - 01/10/24 04:43 PM (17 days, 22 hours ago)

I matched with a girl today via a dating app, she gave me her number.
Then she called me "baby" in teh first text to me, so I asked her if she's a prostitute and she said, "yes."
I told her "Mmmmkay thank you for your time."
I don't bang prostitutes.


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Re: Vaginuary [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #28616774 - 01/10/24 07:14 PM (17 days, 19 hours ago)

I like how she just immediately responded “yes”
:lol:


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InvisibleJonBongGroovy
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Re: Vaginuary [Re: Asante]
    #28616832 - 01/10/24 08:01 PM (17 days, 19 hours ago)

Handuary for me.....


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Re: Vaginuary [Re: JonBongGroovy]
    #28616848 - 01/10/24 08:10 PM (17 days, 18 hours ago)

Pretty sure I've been laid 6 times so far this year. Maybe 7.


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Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


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With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Re: Vaginuary [Re: Shroomslip]
    #28616849 - 01/10/24 08:11 PM (17 days, 18 hours ago)

Uhm…
Quote:

Shroomslip said:
Maybe 7.



How did you maybe?


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Re: Vaginuary [Re: GenesisCorrupted] * 1
    #28616852 - 01/10/24 08:12 PM (17 days, 18 hours ago)

I'm not sure if we did it on a certain day or not.

I'm like 90% it's 6


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With my face against the floor I can’t see who knocked me out of the way.
I don’t want to get back up but I have to so it might as well be today.
Nothing appeals to me no one feels like me, I’m too busy being calm to disappear.
I’m in no shape to be alone contrary to the shit that you might hear.


You can't wake up, this is not a dream. You're part of a machine, you are not a human being
With your face all made up, living on a screen. Low on self esteem, so you run on gasoline


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Invisibledurian_2008
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Re: Vaginuary [Re: Shroomslip]
    #28617693 - 01/11/24 02:15 PM (17 days, 53 minutes ago)



Then, I'll let the dog back on the bed, because she gets cold.


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InvisibleNillion
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Re: Vaginuary [Re: Asante]
    #28617763 - 01/11/24 03:37 PM (16 days, 23 hours ago)

I won't be having sex this year.


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Invisibledurian_2008
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Re: Vaginuary [Re: Nillion]
    #28617788 - 01/11/24 04:00 PM (16 days, 23 hours ago)



Learned to drive stick on a tractor, barefoot, and still pureblooded, within 25min of this literal sign.

:pm:


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