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Re: I just got a Mossberg 500 Retrograde to bring back with me to california. [Re: OutsideOfMyMind] * 1
    #28618077 - 01/11/24 08:32 PM (16 days, 18 hours ago)

~Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.~


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Re: I just got a Mossberg 500 Retrograde to bring back with me to california. [Re: Psicomb]
    #28618921 - 01/12/24 04:45 PM (15 days, 22 hours ago)

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Seems thought out and reasonable :salute:

I want a 10mm handgun for remote hiking and backpacking trips cuz mountain lions and bears the shit out of me



Someone on this thread said they carry a Glock 20 with them while hiking to protect against mountain lions and bears and that is a 10 mm handgun.


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Re: I just got a Mossberg 500 Retrograde to bring back with me to california. [Re: PreparationH]
    #28618945 - 01/12/24 05:03 PM (15 days, 22 hours ago)

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PreparationH said:
~Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.~



Hell yeah!!! I love the old time 1700s and 1800s muskets and shotguns.


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Re: I just got a Mossberg 500 Retrograde to bring back with me to california. [Re: OutsideOfMyMind] * 1
    #28620256 - 01/13/24 08:52 PM (14 days, 18 hours ago)



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