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BeefSupremeJr
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I found a cure to the common cold. 3
#28609961 - 01/04/24 09:48 PM (23 days, 17 hours ago) |
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I can't afford to get sick. Literally, I can't afford it. I cured a cold in exactly 48 hours with this tek. My friends thought I was joking so I'm now posting this because I'm totally serious. This shit actually works.
Combine in a glass of water:
An airborne effervescent tablet A packet of emergen-C A large clove of garlic, minced fine. Drink it. It actually tastes a lot better than you' would think.
Do this 3-4 times a day until the ascorbic acid gives you diarrhea.
you're fucking welcome.
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
#28609963 - 01/04/24 09:49 PM (23 days, 17 hours ago) |
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Edibles are good for the body aches.
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: JonBongGroovy] 1
#28609964 - 01/04/24 09:51 PM (23 days, 17 hours ago) |
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Yeah heavy doses of vitaminc are great at fighting/preventing a cold.
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: Big_Dub] 2
#28609972 - 01/04/24 09:58 PM (23 days, 17 hours ago) |
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I used methcathinone for years as my cold cure... felt just great for days, way longer than a cold lasts.
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: Northerner]
#28610003 - 01/04/24 10:46 PM (23 days, 16 hours ago) |
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Most OTC cures have a basis in natural plants, that I think should be grown in an atrium or walipini.
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BeefSupremeJr
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: durian_2008] 2
#28610156 - 01/05/24 05:57 AM (23 days, 9 hours ago) |
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the one person who actually follows my tek is gonna sing my praise. watch
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
#28610236 - 01/05/24 08:13 AM (23 days, 6 hours ago) |
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I'm allergic to garlic. Your tek would cure my cold forever....by killing me
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: BeefSupremeJr] 1
#28610341 - 01/05/24 10:56 AM (23 days, 4 hours ago) |
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While I haven't followed your tek to a T, I have employed very similar regiments over the years (including the use of "Airborne" and "Emergen-C" branded supplements).
Typically:
- Up to 4 grams Vitamin C per day
- Whatever Vitamin D supplement I have around
- Whatever Zinc supplement or lozenge I have around
- Homemade tea with:
fresh garlic clove fresh ginger root fresh lemon honey cayenne pepper apple cider vinegar echinacea
Regardless of how diligently I try to attack a cold, the results have always been highly variable. Sometimes the cold goes easy, sometimes it sticks around seemingly forever. Based on my results, I could never attribute any of the above remedies as a reliable cure to the common cold, although I suppose they can/do provide some measure of relief, as I continue to employ them hopefully, each time I get sick.
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
#28610348 - 01/05/24 11:00 AM (23 days, 3 hours ago) |
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What is the active ingredient in the effervescent tablet?
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BeefSupremeJr
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: spirit_shadow] 1
#28610436 - 01/05/24 12:06 PM (23 days, 2 hours ago) |
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said: I'm allergic to garlic. Your tek would cure my cold forever....by killing me 
fuckin vampire. *crosses fingers*
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BeefSupremeJr
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: durian_2008] 2
#28610437 - 01/05/24 12:06 PM (23 days, 2 hours ago) |
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durian_2008 said: What is the active ingredient in the effervescent tablet?
ton of c and b vitamins and also zinc.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
#28610508 - 01/05/24 01:07 PM (23 days, 1 hour ago) |
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Quote:
BeefSupremeJr said:
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spirit_shadow said: I'm allergic to garlic. Your tek would cure my cold forever....by killing me 
fuckin vampire. *crosses fingers*
If I had a nickel for every time somebody has said that....I would have like 6 nickels
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: BeefSupremeJr] 1
#28610620 - 01/05/24 02:46 PM (23 days, 13 minutes ago) |
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Noted, I will absolutely try this next time.
I have recently discovered making turkey tail tea is actually so good at getting rid of a cold. Not that crap powdered stuff you buy from any online medicinal mushroom supplier, get whole dried turkey tail or go find some. Just throw a couple fans of it in a pot and simmer for 20 mins. Then put your favorite tea bag in cause turkey tail is not my favorite taste.
I tried it two colds ago and it worked so well my sister asked why I was already better. Then on my last cold I spent a whole day looking for it in a forest (while feeling like death) because I had a date in two days, and I didn't want to look like a diseased peasant. Seriously worked really well, I normally get them for way too long.
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: BeefSupremeJr] 1
#28611320 - 01/06/24 06:52 AM (22 days, 8 hours ago) |
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@beef How r things w ur neighbor?
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BeefSupremeJr
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hey. well nothing has happened in a while. i need to follow up with the sherriffs dept. hey thank you for asking!
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badchad
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: durian_2008] 2
#28611640 - 01/06/24 11:45 AM (22 days, 3 hours ago) |
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Quote:
durian_2008 said: What is the active ingredient in the effervescent tablet?
Placebo.
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durian_2008
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: badchad]
#28611730 - 01/06/24 01:07 PM (22 days, 1 hour ago) |
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A seizure-causing placebo?
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: durian_2008]
#28611795 - 01/06/24 02:07 PM (22 days, 52 minutes ago) |
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Saving this thread, hopefully I'll remember it when I get sick. Then I'll post a review
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Re: I found a cure to the common cold. [Re: badchad]
#28612935 - 01/07/24 11:51 AM (21 days, 3 hours ago) |
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badchad said: Placebo.
Yea. Unless someone links scientifically supported studies then it's placebo, fo sho.
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