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"So I says to him, you got any grapes? And the guy absolutely looses it." * 1
    #28609609 - 01/04/24 03:56 PM (23 days, 23 hours ago)



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Re: "So I says to him, you got any grapes? And the guy absolutely looses it." [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
    #28609627 - 01/04/24 04:08 PM (23 days, 22 hours ago)

How are they hunting without a gun....?  Also, ducks shouldn't smoke :crankey:


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Re: "So I says to him, you got any grapes? And the guy absolutely looses it." [Re: schmutzen] * 4
    #28609647 - 01/04/24 04:23 PM (23 days, 22 hours ago)

You must be fun at parties :rolleyes:


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Re: "So I says to him, you got any grapes? And the guy absolutely looses it." [Re: Powdered_Toastman]
    #28609817 - 01/04/24 06:57 PM (23 days, 20 hours ago)

But what are they smoking,  Crack maybe? PCP?


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Re: "So I says to him, you got any grapes? And the guy absolutely looses it." [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 13
    #28609848 - 01/04/24 07:26 PM (23 days, 19 hours ago)

They're smoking quack


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Re: "So I says to him, you got any grapes? And the guy absolutely looses it." [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #28609861 - 01/04/24 07:38 PM (23 days, 19 hours ago)

Good one :grin:


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Re: "So I says to him, you got any grapes? And the guy absolutely looses it." [Re: JonBongGroovy] * 1
    #28609967 - 01/04/24 09:52 PM (23 days, 17 hours ago)

The Duck Song


The Christmas Duck Song


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Re: "So I says to him, you got any grapes? And the guy absolutely looses it." [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
    #28609995 - 01/04/24 10:28 PM (23 days, 16 hours ago)

There's one joke that's very similar but the duck goes to bar and ask for flies.  After asking so many times the bartender says he'll nail his beak to the table.  The duck afterwards ask if he has any nails after being told no he again asks for flies.


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Re: "So I says to him, you got any grapes? And the guy absolutely looses it." [Re: Powdered_Toastman] * 1
    #28610550 - 01/05/24 01:48 PM (23 days, 1 hour ago)

What did the guy loose?  The dogs? The hounds of war? Foot?


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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. -- George Brenard Shaw


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Re: "So I says to him, you got any grapes? And the guy absolutely looses it." [Re: PatrickKn] * 1
    #28610554 - 01/05/24 01:54 PM (23 days, 1 hour ago)

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PatrickKn said:
They're smoking quack




:ducklol:


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Re: "So I says to him, you got any grapes? And the guy absolutely looses it." [Re: Ice9]
    #28610610 - 01/05/24 02:42 PM (23 days, 17 minutes ago)

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Ice9 said:
What did the guy loose?  The dogs? The hounds of war? Foot?




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