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InvisibleAsante
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Humans are a scam.
    #28600695 - 12/28/23 09:43 AM (1 month, 5 hours ago)

Seriously.

At our best we do great things but on average we make every mistake over and over until one of us finds a better way and reports it to the rest of us.

We are tryhard basic-bots with extreme mythology about our properties compared to other animals.

We're precious, but not very much more than a cat :karatecat:


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #28600708 - 12/28/23 09:52 AM (1 month, 4 hours ago)

I know this relates in some way but for sure somewhere out there in the universe there are cat like creatures typing on computers because they evolved to be the most intelligent species on their planet.

I would bet todays morning coffee on if


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: Asante] * 2
    #28600733 - 12/28/23 10:15 AM (1 month, 4 hours ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
Seriously.

At our best we do great things but on average we make every mistake over and over until one of us finds a better way and reports it to the rest of us.

We are tryhard basic-bots with extreme mythology about our properties compared to other animals.

We're precious, but not very much more than a cat :karatecat:






We are animals evolved from "less intelligent" animals...we are really good at surviving long enough to fuck and raise kids, in an environment that supports a few million of us.

Everything beyond that relies on us consistently using the newest and least-prioritized portion of our brains, which means we have to share our new-brain farts with other people so they can try to keep us from doing dumb shit when we get tired and start listening to other portions of our brains that aren't compatible with our new-brain environment that we've set up around us. We are essentially operating in an environment that isn't easy for use to consistently operate in a responsible or sustainable way, and we are the ones setting up that environment and convincing ourselves that the new environment is the best for us.

Most organisms on the planet do this in some form when they break out from the environment they evolved in...into a different environment that allows them to temporarily flourish in numbers at the expense of their surroundings. The only difference is humans set up their new environment, and record their dumbassery, either verbally or in written form, so that they are more aware of how stupid they have consistently been over the years, while simultaneously building on the accomplishments of their ancestors, thus maximizing the extremes of accomplishment and dumbassery for this species.


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: Asante] * 8
    #28600765 - 12/28/23 10:41 AM (1 month, 4 hours ago)



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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: Asante] * 1
    #28600866 - 12/28/23 12:46 PM (1 month, 2 hours ago)

Religion is a scam.


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #28600872 - 12/28/23 12:54 PM (1 month, 1 hour ago)

Princes of Nigeria with your phone number or email address are a scam.


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: Jean-Luc Picard] * 1
    #28600883 - 12/28/23 01:04 PM (1 month, 1 hour ago)

Jean-Luc Picard trying to be Santa with that Santa hat is a scam


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake] * 2
    #28601227 - 12/28/23 04:58 PM (30 days, 21 hours ago)

Lifeiswhatyoumakeit not having an avatar is a scam


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: Asante]
    #28601271 - 12/28/23 05:30 PM (30 days, 21 hours ago)

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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: Jean-Luc Picard] * 1
    #28602937 - 12/30/23 04:20 AM (29 days, 10 hours ago)

Quote:

Jean-Luc Picard said:
Princes of Nigeria with your phone number or email address are a scam.




You mean I am not getting my 10,000 dollar check for sending 1,000 dollars to the prince?


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Invisiblestubb
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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: Asante]
    #28602954 - 12/30/23 05:16 AM (29 days, 9 hours ago)

Yeah well, buyer beware. You get what you pay for. :shrug:


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: stubb]
    #28602956 - 12/30/23 05:25 AM (29 days, 9 hours ago)

So I am getting my 10,000 then, few I was worried.


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: budmanman]
    #28602961 - 12/30/23 05:36 AM (29 days, 9 hours ago)

No, I was saiyin those iTunes gift cards are worth more than our corporeal form.
The prince ain't sending you shit. That's why he's the prince.


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: stubb]
    #28602975 - 12/30/23 05:55 AM (29 days, 8 hours ago)

WTF he said he lost his passport and needed the money to pay off the border police to get back home, fuck him I hate the prince!


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And I am mentally unstable.


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: budmanman] * 1
    #28602983 - 12/30/23 06:11 AM (29 days, 8 hours ago)

Get his name out yo mouth!


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: flugelizor] * 1
    #28603675 - 12/30/23 06:25 PM (28 days, 20 hours ago)

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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: crackbaby]
    #28604005 - 12/30/23 11:21 PM (28 days, 15 hours ago)

Yeah fuck humans :kingcrankey:


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: Jean-Luc Picard] * 2
    #28604010 - 12/30/23 11:25 PM (28 days, 15 hours ago)

Quote:

Jean-Luc Picard said:
Lifeiswhatyoumakeit not having an avatar is a scam



Hisavatariswhatyoumakeit


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: twighead]
    #28604448 - 12/31/23 10:29 AM (28 days, 4 hours ago)

cain killed his brother abel not only because he was jealous that god favored abels offering, but also because abel was in the way.



Edited by BeefSupremeJr (12/31/23 10:31 AM)


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Re: Humans are a scam. [Re: BeefSupremeJr] * 2
    #28604453 - 12/31/23 10:33 AM (28 days, 4 hours ago)

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BeefSupremeJr said:
cain killed his brother abel not only because he was jealous that god favored abels offering, but also because abel was in the way.








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