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Give Christ a birthday present 2
#28597236 - 12/25/23 12:09 AM (1 month, 3 days ago) |
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lifeiswhatyoumake
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: twighead] 4
#28597248 - 12/25/23 12:35 AM (1 month, 3 days ago) |
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Happy birthday, you rascal, Jesus
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: twighead] 3
#28597249 - 12/25/23 12:35 AM (1 month, 3 days ago) |
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Here you go christ
Happy birthday dude!
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twighead
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A new applebapples?!
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Is that a gift card?
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No its a present for Christ hands off buddy
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chrud can have a red 40 soylent
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: huey.bluey] 2
#28597346 - 12/25/23 06:55 AM (1 month, 3 days ago) |
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Wash your own damn feet, Jesus!
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: 1234go] 1
#28597394 - 12/25/23 08:30 AM (1 month, 3 days ago) |
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I asked Jesus what kind of gift he wanted, he suggested i'd give my old father in Portugal some extra christmas wishes, which I did.
I asked Jesus if he had any words for this thread, and he said: "If you do not believe in Me, at least believe in the good part of yourself that makes this world a better place."
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: Asante] 1
#28597443 - 12/25/23 10:04 AM (1 month, 3 days ago) |
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Merry Christmas, Asante.
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: 1234go]
#28597555 - 12/25/23 12:58 PM (1 month, 3 days ago) |
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Some water that's really old by this point. Imagine the equivalent wine.
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: 1234go] 1
#28597557 - 12/25/23 01:00 PM (1 month, 3 days ago) |
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Merry Christmas
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: Asante] 1
#28597576 - 12/25/23 01:32 PM (1 month, 3 days ago) |
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Let's give that wild man a golden chantrelle
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: twighead]
#28597631 - 12/25/23 02:43 PM (1 month, 3 days ago) |
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Now that's a choice gift twig Jesus is gonna shit himself
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: twighead]
#28597856 - 12/25/23 06:32 PM (1 month, 2 days ago) |
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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You had a hand in creating it, so drink up mother fucka
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: Rukus]
#28597862 - 12/25/23 06:37 PM (1 month, 2 days ago) |
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I want to add this gift to the 40 so that Jesus can make a sidewalk slam if he wants
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Old JC gonna be puking behind a 7/11 by 10pm
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: Rukus]
#28597882 - 12/25/23 07:02 PM (1 month, 2 days ago) |
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Those are archeologist brushes. He will appreciate us cleaning off his bones when we finally find them.
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: christopera] 2
#28598111 - 12/25/23 11:02 PM (1 month, 2 days ago) |
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Let's give him a runescape membership!
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: twighead]
#28598115 - 12/25/23 11:07 PM (1 month, 2 days ago) |
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My boy Jesus be gettin hooked up this Christmas
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Here jesus
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Here you go Jesus ❤️
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Now that is creepy......
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Here jesus I want you to have these
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I'll take that please.
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christ wants me to kill him one last time
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: huey.bluey]
#28598212 - 12/26/23 02:23 AM (1 month, 2 days ago) |
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huey.bluey said: christ wants me to kill him one last time
was that you?
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: Asante]
#28598219 - 12/26/23 02:33 AM (1 month, 2 days ago) |
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no chist isn't reality it's ok. I don't even own a bb gun
Edited by huey.bluey (12/26/23 02:34 AM)
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: huey.bluey]
#28598220 - 12/26/23 02:36 AM (1 month, 2 days ago) |
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he lives in your thoughts and feelings for as long as you care about him though
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: huey.bluey]
#28598453 - 12/26/23 10:23 AM (1 month, 2 days ago) |
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sorry that sentiment is awfully jewish of me admitadley I am DMT GODLESS ATHIESTDMt
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: huey.bluey]
#28598494 - 12/26/23 11:06 AM (1 month, 2 days ago) |
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Maybe every time Christ dies he gets a stronger post-life high
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-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Pssst here jesus 
(100$)
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Quote:
Powdered_Toastman said:



Here jesus 

I threw that in his stocking in case he runs out of whip it's and still is in the huff huff mood
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: Rukus]
#28598888 - 12/26/23 06:16 PM (1 month, 1 day ago) |
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That was so sweet of you rukus
-------------------- "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." You are God and I am You
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Quote:
Powdered_Toastman said: That was so sweet of you rukus 
Not as sweet as a dude with the litany against fear in his signature 
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: Rukus] 1
#28599169 - 12/26/23 09:30 PM (1 month, 1 day ago) |
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I brought something for his momma instead
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: twighead]
#28599575 - 12/27/23 08:33 AM (1 month, 1 day ago) |
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How about an independent Palestine and removal of all religious nutjobs around the world?
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: Tulipslave]
#28599815 - 12/27/23 01:15 PM (1 month, 1 day ago) |
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I think we should just remove all humans from that area and let nature grow back nice plants and animals
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: Tulipslave] 2
#28599921 - 12/27/23 02:58 PM (1 month, 1 day ago) |
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Quote:
Tulipslave said: How about an independent Palestine and removal of all religious nutjobs around the world?
Well then it'd be empty wouldn't it
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: twighead]
#28599940 - 12/27/23 03:16 PM (1 month, 23 hours ago) |
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praise the void oh take me oh nothing. Sweet ode to nothing my sweet sweet nothing ess ohhdhdjjddjjdfjfirirnjjfjrkvnrjrjrkfijt
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Quote:
lifeiswhatyoumake said: I think we should just remove all humans from that area and let nature grow back nice plants and animals
This seems reasonable after thousands of years of death and suffering.
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Re: Give Christ a birthday present [Re: Tulipslave]
#28600652 - 12/28/23 09:10 AM (1 month, 6 hours ago) |
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Tulipslave said: after thousands of years of death and suffering.
https://omnicyclion.org/why-there-is-evil-hardship-and-pain/
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