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OfflinePainkiller
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Repent, mean it and you'll always have my complete forgiveness
    #28555581 - 11/25/23 02:06 AM (2 months, 2 days ago)

Always :smile:

I'm also unconditionally loving to everything in the universe. I just can't forgive pathetic cowards doing deliberate evil until they repent.


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Re: Repent, mean it and you'll always have my complete forgiveness [Re: Painkiller]
    #28556923 - 11/26/23 09:14 AM (2 months, 21 hours ago)

I'M WITH YOU.  REPENT...!!:yess:


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InvisibleTheStallionMang
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Re: Repent, mean it and you'll always have my complete forgiveness [Re: Painkiller]
    #28557403 - 11/26/23 03:39 PM (2 months, 15 hours ago)

Quote:

Painkiller said:
Always :smile:

I'm also unconditionally loving to everything in the universe. I just can't forgive pathetic cowards doing deliberate evil until they repent.




You experiencing some kind of god complex bub?

What makes you think anyone cares about you forgiving them?
Also, in just a few words you managed to make so many contradictory statements that it’s actually funny or impressive or alarming. I’m honestly not sure which

Get some rest and lay off the drugz dude


Edited by TheStallionMang (11/26/23 04:29 PM)


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Re: Repent, mean it and you'll always have my complete forgiveness [Re: TheStallionMang]
    #28557824 - 11/26/23 10:12 PM (2 months, 9 hours ago)

When I was 12 I was at a friends house while his parents were out for the day.  We heard knock at door and he was playing a video game so he asked me to find out who it was.

Turns out it was a lady from a local megachurch who was trying to recruit more kids to jump on their Sunday morning bus.

At that point I thought I was a Roman Catholic and told her no thanks, had things covered.

She proceeded to ask me if I liked being forced to tell a priest every one of my sins.  She said that Jesus said I should only have to repent one time and that he would forgive anything. 

She then asked to be let into the house so I could be baptized properly in the kitchen sink.  She said once it was done Jesus would forgive me of anything, including mass murder.

I asked her to repeat the last bit and she was adamant that their process guaranteed free passage to a better place in the afterlife regardless of sins committed.

As a parent, I'd be furious of anyone coming to my door and telling my kids they could kill people without concern because they had some sky magic up their sleeves.

I don't follow any book based religions today and this encounter was one of the many that convinced me that all are some sort of scam.


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Re: Repent, mean it and you'll always have my complete forgiveness [Re: CrayolaHalls]
    #28559106 - 11/28/23 06:00 AM (1 month, 30 days ago)

Quote:

CrayolaHalls said: 

She then asked to be let into the house so I could be baptized properly in the kitchen sink.  She said once it was done Jesus would forgive me of anything, including mass murder.






sounds like stranger danger to me :uhoh:



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Re: Repent, mean it and you'll always have my complete forgiveness [Re: Painkiller]
    #28591521 - 12/20/23 03:02 PM (1 month, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Painkiller said:
Always :smile:

I'm also unconditionally loving to everything in the universe. I just can't forgive pathetic cowards doing deliberate evil until they repent.



Are you Jesus Christ?


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InvisibleAsante
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Re: Repent, mean it and you'll always have my complete forgiveness [Re: Nillion]
    #28591930 - 12/20/23 08:06 PM (1 month, 7 days ago)

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Nillion said:
Quote:

Painkiller said:
Always :smile:

I'm also unconditionally loving to everything in the universe. I just can't forgive pathetic cowards doing deliberate evil until they repent.



Are you Jesus Christ?





Jesus forgave them while they did it, for they knew not what they did.


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Re: Repent, mean it and you'll always have my complete forgiveness [Re: Asante]
    #28592429 - 12/21/23 07:40 AM (1 month, 6 days ago)

Imaginary characters can't know or not know anything
Happy Winter Solstice everyone!


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Re: Repent, mean it and you'll always have my complete forgiveness [Re: TheStallionMang] * 1
    #28593478 - 12/21/23 10:26 PM (1 month, 6 days ago)

Most govts are at some point guilty of democide and wars of aggression.

Most people would fail some version of Milgram experiment.

I almost flunked a semester of social studies, because I would not put someone to death, in a mock court trial, based on hearsay, alone.

Just asking rhetorically, who made mass murder wrong, since a humanist can make excuses to play God.


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