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Goon’s bed origin
    #28583262 - 12/14/23 10:09 PM (1 month, 13 days ago)

(I walked by this every day as it happened.)

Long ago, in a bright and beautiful spring. This was a beautiful pasture of grass. There was even a little tree there.
Now a man arrived at this beautiful pasture. Today he just so happened to have a mattress. He threw it down and slept there. Now he left that mattress. So other people would come by and they would sleep on this mattress.

Well, one day, wouldn’t you know it.
There’s somebody walking through town that works for the city that this is in.
“This is inexcusable. This has to change!”
So they got rid of everything. Because by this point, Goon had moved in.
Had brought other things to make this his spot. He had staked it out.
This was goons bed now!
Well, that happened three times. And he kept coming back and kept building it bigger and better than it was before.
They were shocked and chagrined!

So then they brought in a few boulders, and they scattered them about thinking that would fix it.
Well, Now ‘s house Goon’s house had stone walls!

It was by far the best one yet.
Now that same person came by.
And they looked upon goons castle.

Then they just said “fuck it”
So they filled it with nothing but boulders.



Goon’s bed.


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