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cowboy up.
    #2857797 - 07/05/04 03:12 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Cowboy up.

on tuesday, billy adjusted the windmill to direct the heatwave away from his melon patch.
He compares the rusty sounds of the propeller to the overturned and scrambled roots growing within his mind. billy has become remarkably frustrated and impatient. his anxiety alone would be enough to tumble any of these wretched fat bodied camels into the river
"help pappy move those salt blocks now billy"

mexico is the mouth of the south, and for a nominal fee a tourist could find many different street swindlers willing to gladly duplicate dental records, after generously applying a low quality anesthetic to your lips and gums
we stay very busy today so we can indulge in leisure tomorrow
the cowboy crew may claim we are slow and inferior

but fuck them.

now each section will be assigned its own capacity, and i want nothing else in this trivial life than to feel every single cubicle filled to the brim

billy and i are twin brothers.
i was raised in a clay shanty with ceilings fashioned from green bananas. pappy reckoned this vegetable insulation behaved similar to the water hole, providing a consistent cool and crisp atmosphere inside, despite the endless heat that beats down from the sky, scorching anything in its path

within this same area a very special plant exists, and thrives on the east side of the foothills
it has a frail stalk, yet stands upright, without falling
it looks brown and withered and has no leaves
but its taproot is healthy and the pollen sack is comparable to a buttercup

a single peanut-like fruit clings to the tip of the highest branch
and from this crusty shell i emerged, a tiny rose-colored fetus
feeble and vulnerable, laying softly in the rain, unable to open my eyes or stand upright
the siblings who were kind enough to let me mature properly did not shove me into the tar pits, or shave my torso-
during my first birthday a white-haired doctor with iron cold fists shaved my entire body

his nurse used a long polished oak plank to strike my bare hide rapidly
> and then scrubbed my scalp with cigar ashes. she locked me inside the throat chamber until i felt compelled to learn my lessons

at which point i was packed into a small metal barrel that resembled a beer keg, and rolled toward texas, stamped and notarized, all legitimate like the sunshine

the locals painted me with coconut oil and sand
and used rice milk to keep me supple
"these barbarians wouldnt dare penetrate my fortress" i foolishly thought to myself

the following evening, during communion, i brushed past the blacksmiths firstborn daughter, toppling her baby chair onto the floor where it spun for a moment like a dolphins egg
& needless to say the blacksmith became angry, and demanded to see the inside of my stronghold
i quickly wrapped my skull with this tropical tapestry, to conceal the displeasing aspects of my personality
&# the fabric was printed with bright orange tigers, prowling about the underbrush, camouflaging themselves into the rainforest landscape.
they await an unsuspecting pumpkin-necked farmboy to stumble into his own psyche, exposing his innocent fleshy ego for the vicious cats to feed upon

all of this must be done without the use of machines

only the most primitive tools
; sharpened wooden stakes; a crooked spoon

billys has a worthy head atop his gullet, im confident that he is going to get what he wants out of life

pappy said we should feel free to slice the red worms while digging for crabs
& but avoid separating them into more than 9 fragments
& as this length will cause them to tenderize the earth incorrectly
remember that the red worms are cherished because they soften the soil;
; allowing the crabs to become docile, which in turn, makes the process of gathering them notably easier

the crabs are marching on a goatskin pillow

; jelly fish are merely snack food for the wicked postman
who arrives for selfish reasons
; drumming upon your doorway, immediately after nightfall

< > he has come to collect the taxes that you owe

and to photograph your children eating breakfast

Edited by Lallafa (07/05/04 12:25 PM)

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Re: cowboy up. [Re: Lallafa]
    #2857900 - 07/05/04 03:53 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Gives me lots of imagery, but I don't see the point.

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Re: cowboy up. [Re: MilkyMedia]
    #2858423 - 07/05/04 11:53 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Because there isn't one.


(Ped) Slavery leads to rebellion which leads to liquor store robberies, rap and hip-hop

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Re: cowboy up. [Re: PjS]
    #2858452 - 07/05/04 12:05 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

maybe it's more of an amorphous blob than a "point".
whatever it may be i thoroughly enjoyed the read

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