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Anonymous #5

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
    #28632652 - 01/23/24 09:23 PM (3 days, 22 hours ago)

Tonight my farts smell like chinese rice.  I wonder if someone would be fooled if they smelled it.  One time my fart smelled so similarly to eggs that someone thought I was cooking breakfast


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Anonymous #5

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #28634071 - 01/25/24 06:54 AM (2 days, 12 hours ago)

U ever smell a particular fart that isnt yours which has a unique smell, like on a long bus ride, and then from there on, subsequent farts of yours smell the same?  Then, you get blamed for the previous farts because of the similar odor?  I wonder if this is because of like a gasous poo transplant going on, or does it change the way farts smell, maybe by poo particles in your nostrils, or just coincidently a similar diet.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #28635253 - 01/26/24 05:40 AM (1 day, 13 hours ago)

Have you ever heard of phantosmia?  They hallucinate smells.  Just making fart jokes can make their noses have a bad trip.  Just be glad you dont have phantosmia.


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Re: Farts (Human Flatulence) Contains Nutrition? Or maybe health benefits? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #28635266 - 01/26/24 06:06 AM (1 day, 13 hours ago)

It could be that maybe there isnt nutrition but information and evolution and our modern advanced communication equipment has replaced our body's natural transmitters of information and we dont know how to process the signal.  For all we know, the underappreciated squeeker in the elevator could be alerting that snow is coming, modulated in our farts.  You can try to silence these messages butt the results would be deadly.


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